Yeah yeah it's a pun
Yeah yeah just for fun
Cannibals out on the street
Just looking for someone to meat
Sipping slow a cup of Joe
It's a pun, it's a pun

Why do some folks hurl
When they hear these pearls?
Didn't pay my exorcist
And so I just got repossessed
Spirits are found in a bar
It's a pun, lotsa fun, it's a pun

When chess players procreate
They spend their knights with their Czech mate

And I've just begun
Having lots of pun
On some California days
Without the smog U.C.L.A.
Bad grape vines? Well don't you wine
It's a pun, lotsa fun, it's a pun

Tried to earn cash as a baking pro
'Cause everyday I knead some dough

When I twist a word
All the cows laugh at what they herd
When I wear upside-down cleats
I feel the agony (of) defeat
New toupee? It's hair today
It's a pun, get it son?, it's a pun
I tell one, people run, from my puns
Just begun, got a ton, of these puns
It's a pun, lotsa fun, now I'm done