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Song Parodies -> "Dear Rudolph"

Original Song Title:

"Dear Prudence"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Dear Rudolph"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Dear Rudolph, where you going today?
Dear Rudolph, up up and away
You use the beacon of your nose
To help you find some ho-ho-ho’s
Dear Rudolph, fame has made you risque

Dear Rudolph, lighting up the sky
Dear Rudolph, and I found out why
I wondered how your nose could shine
But then I found your cache of wine
Dear Rudolph, Flying high and flying High

Flyin’ round, round
Flyin’ round, round, round
Flyin’ round

Dear Rudolph, you love Taco Bell
Dear Rudolph, and we all can tell
Your extra speed, it now makes sense
Propelled ahead by flatulence
Dear Rudolph, taco’s not a Christmas smell

Dear Rudolph, what did you just inhale?
Dear Rudolph, you could go to jail
You used to live for children’s cheers
But now you hang with Brittney Spears
Dear Rudolph, don’t call Santa for bail

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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John Barry - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
You and Rudy are in the Christmas spirit.
Project Sisyphus - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Somebody's got the Christmas spirit!
Rick C - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
So THAT's how he flies do fast! 555
2Eagle - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
When I see the name Rudolph I think of a certain ballet dancer, but that deer was on the scene long before him.
Matthias - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
That explains a lot, and I echo the Taco Bell line, I used to work here, and yeah that's all we get, all night, drunken reindeer.
McKludge - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Powered by methane, it's a renewable resource. 555
Kristof Robertson - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
As if Rudolph didn't already have enough problems with the day-glo schnozz! Fun stuff, Rex. 555
Rex - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Many thanks JB, PS, RC, 2E, M, McK, and KR. Just another case of a child star gone bad...
LITCupCakes - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Last Christmas . . . Santa gave me a set(2) of Rudolph's blinking cherries! They keep my 'bees' busy(Sir John Barry) during the Season of Folly.Now Santa can always find me, even on the fog-filled nights! His elves got them from Restoration Hardware, CA

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