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Song Parodies -> "Brains"

Original Song Title:

"Legs"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Brains"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

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She eats brains
She's not very choosy
She feels no pain
Though her flesh is oozing

She's moaning "Braaaaiiiiinns"
Wantin' to obtain them
She knows how to drain them
Sucking on the brain stem

She's my mommy
She's a zombie
Yeah, she's a fright, all night

She's out there
Out with my granny
And they ain't et yet
Neither has my aunty

All of them advancin'
They're shufflin' toward you
You move faster easily
And yet they somehow catch you

They will dine
On your spine
Kiss yourself goodbye

Aaaaaaaagh!

They eat brains
It's so finger licken'
Put in chow mein
It tastes just like chicken

One at a time
You'll lose your minds
You haven't died
You're zombiefied

And you'll want brains
You'll go out and hunt brains
But not in D.C.
No brains, see?

Eeeeek!
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Old Man Ribber - October 04, 2010 - Report this comment
If fish is brain food and brain is zombie food, why can't they just eat seafood and cut out the middle step? Anyway, you've not left anything out of this. Good job! ;D
Ann Hammond - October 04, 2010 - Report this comment
mmmmmmm
Matthias - October 05, 2010 - Report this comment
You must have partnered up with George A Romero to release this one. Remember the first rule of Zombieland: Always vote 555 on a Rex parody.
agrimorfee - October 10, 2010 - Report this comment
A lot of fun here, Rex! It took brains to write Brains (yukyuk)
Below Average Dave - October 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Very fun parody Rex, right time of year for it too!
bobpiecheese - October 17, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Zombies? I know I've got a cricket bat around the house somewhere. You've got 555 on you!

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