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Song Parodies -> "Allergies"
Original Song Title:
"Valleri"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Monkees
Parody Song Title:
"Allergies"
Parody Written by:
Rex Ungericht
The Lyrics
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Allergies
I hate my allergies
There's a lot of stuff that makes my sinus spray
Dust and dyes and doggie dander, even your toupee
'Cause I've got allergies
A lot of allergies
Oh no
Why me?
Achoo!
When the pollen and ragweed levels really start to soar
Both my eyes and nostrils drip, and leave spots on the floor
'Cause I've got allergies
A Muttley* snick'ring wheeze
Allergies
A window shatt'ring sneeze
These bloody allergies
I guess I shouldn't breathe
I hate my allergies
There's a lot of stuff that makes my sinus spray
Dust and dyes and doggie dander, even your toupee
'Cause I've got allergies
A lot of allergies
Oh no
Why me?
Achoo!
When the pollen and ragweed levels really start to soar
Both my eyes and nostrils drip, and leave spots on the floor
'Cause I've got allergies
A Muttley* snick'ring wheeze
Allergies
A window shatt'ring sneeze
These bloody allergies
I guess I shouldn't breathe
*Muttley is a Hanna-Barbera animated fictional dog originally voiced by Don Messick with a trademark "wheezy snicker".
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ACHOO!!!
More years ago than I can remember, one of the local radio stations had the only copy in town, and bragged about it. I can't hear "Valerie" today without my mind filling in the overdub "KUDL Exclusive".
I can somewhat relate to this I get horrible seasonal allergies every spring and unfortunately it's just about that time... 5's
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