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Song Parodies -> "The Stork, The Stork"

Original Song Title:

"New York, New York"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"The Stork, The Stork"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Anyone who isn't familiar with the stork myth can read a brief review on StorkNet.
She’s spreadin’ the news a kid’s on the way
It’s gonna be attended by the stork, the stork
I’m hittin’ the booze ‘cause starting today
My single days are ended by the stork, the stork

Forgot protection on that night when we didn’t sleep
And she was not on the pill, now I’m in deep
My bachelor life is melting away
I bet they masterminded it – her and that stork
I had no sheath to wear, and now I get an heir
I’d like to sue the stork, the stork

The stork, the stork
I need to face it, no more pity, this is for keeps
Because I’m having a son, ain’t it a twist, price of a thrill
Having a son

These wedding bell blues, I’ll shove them away
I’ve gotta make a brand new start of it – me and the stork
But there is one thing I swear, I’ll teach my son to be prepared
He’ll never rue the stork, the stork
The stork
This parody was paced to this performance on YouTube.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 13

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Agrimorfee - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
As Frankie might have said in his autumn years, "Ya bettuh believe it, baby!" 555 (and a good shot at Artistry podium!)
Peter Andersson - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Considering how often they deliver little terrorists I wouldn't be surprised to find out that storks are honorary members of the Al Qaida pilot division, but that aside this parody left me with a big grin all over my beak! 555!
alvin - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
oh man...i can relate...i had the stork visit three times in the span of 4 years in my youth ...nice horror story here
Michael Pacholek - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
My sister just had twins, and she can tell you that babies do NOT come from the stork! They do, however, as Toby Zigler said in "The West Wing," come with hats. (Not exactly, but the hospital does provide the adorable little hats.) The security code for this comment was RAF. Does that mean the baby in this parody is going to grow up to serve in the Royal Air Force?
2Eagle - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
If you think you have a problem think of how she feels. How would you like it if your husband pressured you to have a baby right after the wedding day and if you didn't, left you for another woman? He would be like what your security code abbreviates - Gone with the Wind.
Rex - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee, Peter, alvin. Michael - you callin' my mom a liar? :-) 2Eagle - good thing this is only a parody.
Matthias - July 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Time for some bird hunting?
John Jenkins - July 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good parody. I would have preferred "she and the stork" and "I and the stork," but there are many lines I did like. Particularly "I had no sheath to wear, and now I get an heir" and the rhymes for "new."
Max Power - July 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Bird Hunter, one shot
bobpiecheese - July 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I don't recall getting fed the stork myth when I was a kid. Good tribute to it in any case!
Syncronos - July 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought the stork brought pickles. How's he get the babies? Excellent work anyway though! 555
Red Ant - July 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, do you KNOW it's yours? Sounds like a prime time to take a paternity test... make sure you go on Jerry Springer, too, heh heh. Funny work, Rex.
stuart mcarthur - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(art) nice job Rex, esp. "I had no sheath to wear, and now I get an heir" - lol - 555
Below Average Dave - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Very clever Idea, generally well executed as typical of you work.

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