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Song Parodies -> "Leprosy"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

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Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

This parody was requested. It is also about as far from an original concept as one can get, but I did write it before looking at the other leprosy parodies out there.
All my skin is falling off of me
Soon I'll be a triple amputee
It's all because of leprosy

I'm not half the man I used to be
'Cause my torso split apart from me
This leprosy came suddenly

Now I've lost a toe, don't you know
Where could it be
Oh no, where's my schlong
It's so wrong, this leprosy

Breaking up is not that hard for me
I'm as fractured as the GOP
It's all because of leprosy

It's so hard to hear when your ears
Have both popped free
And my derriere's
Over there, it's leprosy

All my skin is falling off of me
Or perhaps it's just the LSD
When I'm done trippin' then we'll see
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm............

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Claude Prez - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
"Breaking up is not that hard for me" alone makes this funnier than the others. Great stuff! I for one am glad you didn't let this idea rot away just because someone else did a half-assed job with it first.
Matthias - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
"Half-Assed"... Nice pun Claude. I'd give you a hand, but I lost mine. This must have cost you an arm and a leg to write, but I'm glad you did and I think you might have lost your mind, because I found a brain behind you.
Susanna Viljanen - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Actually it isn't the disease which causes the loss of extremities. It is that leprosy destroys the nerves, so the exremities become numb, and therefore prone to various infections, accidents, burns and other damage. Fortunately today there are good antibiotics for leprosy, and it can be cured.
AFW - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Love it..crazy and off-the-wall humor..
Timmy 1000 - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Very demented and brilliant. Good thing your hand didn't fall off before writing this.
John Barry - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
What Timmy said. Now how about "Leprosy" for "Let It Be"? When I find my digits in the rubble. . . .
MasonR - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Lots of LOL lines here, and it reminds me of my late Father's song..."Leprosy, oh I've got leprosy/there goes my eyeball into my highball..."
Dreaded Mom - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Good execution (yikes) of concept.
Rex - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all.
Tish - October 14, 2011 - Report this comment
I love it when the comments are as funny (or NEARLY as funny) as the subject matter. Thanks for making my day.

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