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Song Parodies -> "Toys"

Original Song Title:

"Boys"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Toys"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

[Girl]
I been told Santa flies ‘round the world
Droppin’ gifts for boys and girls
Ho ho (go Rudolph, now go go Rudolph)
Ho ho (go Rudolph, now go go Rudolph)
Ho ho (go Rudolph, now go go Rudolph)
Yeah, that’s what he do (go Rudolph)

[Boy]
Don’t believe? Well, I’ve got the proof
Reindeer dung up there on the roof
Ho ho (go Rudolph, now go go Rudolph)
Ho ho (go Rudolph, now go go Rudolph)
Ho ho (go Rudolph, now go go Rudolph)
Yeah, it’s Prancer poop (go Rudolph)

[Both]
Well we talk about toys (yeah, yeah, toys)
Santa’s bringin’ us toys (yeah, yeah, toys)
We’ve been good girls and boys now (yeah, yeah, toys)
For toys (yeah, yeah, toys)
And when we get those toys now (yeah, yeah, toys)
We’ll be jumpin’ for joy (yeah, yeah)

We leave cookies out every year
Daddy says we should leave out beer
Ho ho (go Rudolph, now go go Rudolph)
Ho ho (go Rudolph, now go go Rudolph)
Ho ho (go Rudolph, now go go Rudolph)
Yeah, leave out some brews (go Rudolph)

Then we’ll get lots of toys (yeah, yeah, toys)
And you know we want toys (yeah, yeah, toys)
Santa’s sack full of toys now (yeah, yeah, toys)
Aaaaaaaaaah (yeah, yeah, toys)
And when we get those toys now (yeah, yeah, toys)
In an day they’re destroyed! (yeah, yeah)

Toys (yeah, yeah, toys)
Gonna need some new toys (yeah, yeah, toys)
Ooooooh, toys (yeah, yeah, toys)
More toys (yeah, yeah, toys)
We’ll be good girls and boys now (yeah, yeah, toys)
If you’ll bring us more toys

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alvin - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
fits the joyous tone of the OS well, nice job
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - December 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Simple yet brilliant
Rex - December 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin and BAD.

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