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Song Parodies -> "Slow Slow Slow"

Original Song Title:

"Fun Fun Fun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Slow Slow Slow"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

I thought I saw a parody with a similar theme posted awhile back, but I couldn't find it - and I tried several different searches. Please let me know if you remember that parody.
Well my school was out for spring
So I thought that we'd make Florida ours
Thought I would drive all around in my hot rod
And show off its power
But so many wrinkled people
Are driving twenty miles an hour

That I drove slow, slow, slow
'Cause they wouldn't move on out of the way
(slow, slow, slow 'cause they wouldn't move on out of the way)

Well the years went flying
And I found myself married with kids now
(married with kids now, married with kids now)
They want to go on vacation to Disney
So that's what we did now
(so that's what we did now so that's what we did)
But when we got to Orlando
I hit the brakes and then I locked in a skid now
(locked in a skid now, locked in a skid)

And I drove slow, slow, slow
'Cause the elderly were blocking the way
(slow, slow, slow 'cause the elderly were blocking the way)

Well I reached sixty-five
And I retired to the Florida beach now
(I went to the beach now, I went to the beach)
And my body is shrinking,
I need a special car seat to reach now
(a special car seat, yeah, a special car seat)
And tourists drive up fast on me
And they hit their brakes and tires go screech now

And I'll drive slow, slow, slow 'til they take my drivers license away
(slow, slow, slow 'til they take my drivers license away)
Yes I'll drive slow, slow, slow 'til they take my drivers license away
(slow, slow, slow 'til they take my drivers license away)
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Rick C - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh heh...I find this very amusing! Sad but true....555
AFW - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Good story, good writing..and good humor (don't mean the ice cream).....three fast fives..
Kristof Robertson - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Rex, you've made my night! This is my top pick of the day....555
Kim West - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Rex! Haven't seen anything from you in a while now, but then, I haven't done anything in a while as well. Glad to see some new stuff, and you make Florida sound so very appealing. Fives to you my friend, enjoy them under the sun.
Stuart McArthur - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Laugh Out Loud, Rex - hilarious stuff - 555

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