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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus is Missing His Hos"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus is Coming to Town"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Claus is Missing His Hos"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Song #6 of "The 12 Parodies of Christmas."
He's mopin' around, alone and withdrawn
Wondering where that they could've gone
Santa Claus is missing his hos

He doesn't know why, he doesn't know where
But they disappeared right into thin air
Santa Claus is missing his hos

He had them in the bedroom
He had them in the hall
He had them up on every roof
And he had them at the mall

He's lookin' up high, he's lookin' down low
He's looking around, oh where did they go?
Santa Claus is missing his hos

They made him feel so jolly
They made his belly shake
He doesn't know why they would leave
He's been good for goodness sake

He's starting to sweat, but then with a scream
Santa wakes up, it all was a dream
Santa Claus has still got his hos

(Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas everybody!)
Copyright 2005 Rex Ungericht. All rights reserved.

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AFW - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Great idea, great title, great and funny work, here...red and green fives
Agrimorfee - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow. A good sequel to a favorite novelty number of mine, "Santa Lost A Ho." 555
Crazy - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Wonderful the pace and beat was great way to go
carol - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
pardon me while I add my three jolly 5's. excellent!
Larry Hensley - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny parody. 5's
stuart mcarthur - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
gee, it must have been tempting to couple "snake" with sake, so I admire your restraint in using "shake" Rex - very funny stuff - see if that radio station'll play that one - 555
Red Ant - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Lol.
Rex - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you all.
Peter Andersson - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Spirited!
Squire G - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I know a radio station that'll play it.....5 5 5
Santa Claus - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL gotta love it

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