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Song Parodies -> "Can't Let Go"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Let Go"

Original Performer:

Mariah Carey

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Let Go"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Don't Know The Original Song (DKTOS)? It's on YouTube.
(Can't let go, it's crazy)
(ooh ooh, aw no)
(Oh noooooooooo)

There I was
Slapping your hand
Now I'm lost
Trying to understand
How did I
Get in this plight
Don't you know
We're stuck so tight

Even though I try
I can't let go
Damn this superglue
That's got ahold
We're quite a sight
Your jokes and stupid schemes
They really blow
I can't let go

Side by side
In an everlasting high five
And I'm asking why
You think that you're so sly
What a jam
Stuck palm to palm
You're so inept
I'm calling mom

Even though I try
I can't let go
So damn this superglue
That's got ahold
We're stuck all night
Because you thought it seemed
So apropos
I can't let go

Did you even realize
Our fingers can't be unpried
Even using a knife
Don't you know our skin will peel
And we will scream and cry
C'mon let's find
Something that'll dissolve glue
And get us both out of this bind

Even though I try
I can't let go
Damn this superglue
That's got ahold
Not very bright
Your pranking is extreme
And all I know
I can't let go

Even though I try
I can't let go
Damn this superglue
That's got ahold
This sticky plight
Is worse than it might seem
'Cause don't you know
I gotta go

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Total Votes: 5

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Matthias - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment
I love it when you take the title of a song and turn it on it's head. This one was asking for something like this to happen to it. Well done.
Porfle Popnecker - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Mariah should rerecord the OS with these lyrics.
Agrimorfee - November 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Rex, you adhere to parody writing principles that one should stick to whenever possible. Super...glue!
Blaydeman - December 04, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You crazy glued this song into my brain! And I love it!
bobpiecheese - December 04, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Pray neither of you needs to go to the bathroom anytime soon. Great parody here, I'm always a sucker for the "take the original title and make it literal" type parodies, and this was a perfect example of those. 555!
Below Average Dave - December 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Sounds like Heaven!!! (See my parody to understand why I would say such a thing)

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