Song Parodies -> Campsite
| Original Song Title: | "Save Me Tonight" |
| Original Performer: | Kevin Lee |
| Parody Song Title: | "Campsite" |
| Parody Written by: | Rex Ungericht |
Need to head out of here
Recharge myself, get back in gear
Heading for the wilderness
This city boy sure needs a rest
I'll live just like a pioneer
I've got my lawn chair and my beer
I'll sit out there among the trees
And call pizza delivery
But I was startled when I arrived
At my rental camping site
There's no telephone or lights
At my rental camping site
There's no broadband access jack
For my Xbox and my Mac
No place to plug my TV
They've got no electricity
There's a bathroom down the trail
The odor makes a strong man quail
Took a look inside a stall
I don't think those were meatballs
Wasps are swarming from a hive
At my rental camping site
Poison ivy is in my eyes
At my rental camping site
The ants are biting at my toes
I realize now that camping blows
I'm being stalked by grizzly bears
Where's the concierge?
I can't believe that I'm still alive
At my rental camping site
I think my crotch is full of lice
At my rental camping site
Packing up now, I leave tonight
From my rental camping site
I think a Hyatt will be just right
That's the place I want, for my camping site
Leaving tonight
Need a Starbucks tonight
Recharge myself, get back in gear
Heading for the wilderness
This city boy sure needs a rest
I'll live just like a pioneer
I've got my lawn chair and my beer
I'll sit out there among the trees
And call pizza delivery
But I was startled when I arrived
At my rental camping site
There's no telephone or lights
At my rental camping site
There's no broadband access jack
For my Xbox and my Mac
No place to plug my TV
They've got no electricity
There's a bathroom down the trail
The odor makes a strong man quail
Took a look inside a stall
I don't think those were meatballs
Wasps are swarming from a hive
At my rental camping site
Poison ivy is in my eyes
At my rental camping site
The ants are biting at my toes
I realize now that camping blows
I'm being stalked by grizzly bears
Where's the concierge?
I can't believe that I'm still alive
At my rental camping site
I think my crotch is full of lice
At my rental camping site
Packing up now, I leave tonight
From my rental camping site
I think a Hyatt will be just right
That's the place I want, for my camping site
Leaving tonight
Need a Starbucks tonight
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Funny! You speak with authority, perhaps hard won first hand experience? Bears/Concierge.. ha!
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