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Song Parodies -> "Jedi Knights (Attack of the Clones)"

Original Song Title:

"Summer Nights"

Original Performer:

The Cast of "Grease"

Parody Song Title:

"Jedi Knights (Attack of the Clones)"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

[Anakin]
Jedi training, had me a blast
[Obi-wan]
Jedi training, he learned so fast
[Anakin]
Met a girl, she was a queen
[Padme]
Met a guy, he was a teen
[Obi-wan and Anakin]
Jedi ways filling the days
Of all of the Jedi Knights

[Jedi]
Yoda Yoda Yoda says
Obi-wan, Obi-wan
To Kamino with you
Anakin, Anakin
Take the queen to Naboo

[Obi-wan]
On Kamino, I found some clones
[Akakin]
Amadala, see how I've grown
[Obi-wan]
Jango Fett, he got away
[Anakin]
Mama Shmi, needs me today
[Obi-wan and Anakin]
No delay, into the fray
Because we are Jedi Knights

[Jedi]
Yoda Yoda Yoda says
I can sense, I can sense
That there's trouble ahead
Feeling tense, feeling tense
That the dark side will spread

[Obi-wan]
Geonosis, fought flying bugs
[Anakin]
Found my mother, got a last hug
[Obi-wan]
I was caught, Dooku was there
[Anakin]
I was fraught, no one was spared
[Obi-wan and Anakin]
Life gets rough, gotta be tough
To live like a Jedi Knight

[Jedi]
Jar-Jar Binks, Jar-Jar Binks
Taking the Senate floor
Jar-Jar Binks, Jar-Jar Binks
Now there's gonna be war

[Obi-wan]
I was handcuffed, tied to a post
[Anakin and Padme]
We were handcuffed, guess we're all toast
[Count Dooku]
Turn the beasts loose on all three
[Mace Windu]
You should cease and set them all free
[Jedi]
In the stands, weapons in hand
Are all of us Jedi Knights

Yoda's here, Yoda's here
With an army of clones
Yoda's here, Yoda's here
Now you're gonna be pwned

[Obi-wan and Anakin]
We fought Dooku, he whipped us good
Yoda saved us, you knew he would
[Padme]
Almost more than I could stand
[Anakin]
But I got this cool new hand
[Sidious]
I've foreseen all of these scenes
There'll soon be no Jedi Knights

[All]
It's a war, it's a war

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Jeff Reuben - January 30, 2020 - Report this comment
This is fantastic!
Dr. Oliver Clozoff - January 30, 2020 - Report this comment
BRILLIANT.
Rex - January 31, 2020 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff and Dr.O. May the farce be with you.
Claude Prez - February 02, 2020 - Report this comment
Awesome job as usual Rex - stuff like this is the only reason to still lurk here occasionally
Rex - February 02, 2020 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude!

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