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Song Parodies -> "Free"

Original Song Title:

"Free"

Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Free"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

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[Me]
Free said the offer

[Them]
It is free all through infinity
Free with your purchase

[Me]
What? A purchase? Then it is not free

[Them]
Free! If you hurry

[Me]
Hurry? Why the limit on my time?

[Them]
Free until the clock's hands
Tick away the time
Free and so you better just sign here on the line

[Me]
Doubt's running through me
If it's free why do you need my scrawl

[Them]
It's really nothing
Sign and we'll include a popcorn ball
And it's free for the asking
We've put it in our guarantee

[Me]
You sure push this "free" theme
Why? I'd like to know
Show your guarantee, and then I might be sold

[Them]
Hmmmm... seems it's missing
But if you sign now we'll toss in some art
But now, time is ending
Better say yes now, it would be smart

[Me]
What a decision
Got to buy to get the stuff that's free
Free, you say, forever
Only if I sign
You are full of guile, so I don't believe your line

[Them]
Our free final offer
(You're a bargainer we rarely see)
A free full collection
Every single Weird Al DVD

[Me]
Now that's a freebie!
Just what I wanted
And it's all free, so just where do I sign

[Them]
Thanks, yeah, for your purchase
Easy payments will be charged from now 'til 2043

[Me]
Free - what a swindle
My bills go on and on through eternity
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Matthias - March 29, 2010 - Report this comment
There are a few things in life that actually are free... And that is everything you can get from Limewire.
Phil Nelson - March 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Cool parody, good one
Christie Marie M - March 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Cleverly written parody, especially between salespeople and a customer! Too bad nothing in life is free! But take some free 5's!
Christie Marie M - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry 70) I know I already commented on this one, but, I just love this OS so much! Well, this is a "free" country, isn't it? However, you got yourself a bonus comment that comes with 3 sets of 5's for free!
Agrimorfee - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Yeah, you sold me on the Weird Al DVDs. :)
Max Power - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
The Mets have to pay off Bonilla that way. Nothing's free. 555 is for free, I promise!
bobpiecheese - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'm left wondering what was it that you actually purchased in addition to all that "free" stuff. Must've been a doozy, like a house or an island or something. $555 deposit for you!
Below Average Dave - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
You are on a roll Rex, everything I read by you lately is top notch, even better than your old stuff which amazed me then. . .so bravo and great job keeping the title but making it hilarious
Syncronos - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I work in credit card fraud, so I see stupid people who actually FALL for this everyday. It's friggin hilarious! It was a good read!

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