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Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

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Free said the offer

It is free all through infinity
Free with your purchase

What? A purchase? Then it is not free

Free! If you hurry

Hurry? Why the limit on my time?

Free until the clock's hands
Tick away the time
Free and so you better just sign here on the line

Doubt's running through me
If it's free why do you need my scrawl

It's really nothing
Sign and we'll include a popcorn ball
And it's free for the asking
We've put it in our guarantee

You sure push this "free" theme
Why? I'd like to know
Show your guarantee, and then I might be sold

Hmmmm... seems it's missing
But if you sign now we'll toss in some art
But now, time is ending
Better say yes now, it would be smart

What a decision
Got to buy to get the stuff that's free
Free, you say, forever
Only if I sign
You are full of guile, so I don't believe your line

Our free final offer
(You're a bargainer we rarely see)
A free full collection
Every single Weird Al DVD

Now that's a freebie!
Just what I wanted
And it's all free, so just where do I sign

Thanks, yeah, for your purchase
Easy payments will be charged from now 'til 2043

Free - what a swindle
My bills go on and on through eternity

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Matthias - March 29, 2010 - Report this comment
There are a few things in life that actually are free... And that is everything you can get from Limewire.
Phil Nelson - March 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Cool parody, good one
Christie Marie M - March 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Cleverly written parody, especially between salespeople and a customer! Too bad nothing in life is free! But take some free 5's!
Christie Marie M - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry 70) I know I already commented on this one, but, I just love this OS so much! Well, this is a "free" country, isn't it? However, you got yourself a bonus comment that comes with 3 sets of 5's for free!
Agrimorfee - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Yeah, you sold me on the Weird Al DVDs. :)
Max Power - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
The Mets have to pay off Bonilla that way. Nothing's free. 555 is for free, I promise!
bobpiecheese - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'm left wondering what was it that you actually purchased in addition to all that "free" stuff. Must've been a doozy, like a house or an island or something. $555 deposit for you!
Below Average Dave - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
You are on a roll Rex, everything I read by you lately is top notch, even better than your old stuff which amazed me then. . .so bravo and great job keeping the title but making it hilarious
Syncronos - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I work in credit card fraud, so I see stupid people who actually FALL for this everyday. It's friggin hilarious! It was a good read!

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