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Song Parodies -> "Hadron Collider"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hadron Collider"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

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Hadron Collider

It's got a million-page instruction book
It took us years to build, come and take a look
It's experimental and some people fear
We'll destroy the Earth with the power of the hadron collider
Hadron Collider

It's more energy than ever made by man
There are those who say we don't understand
Just what could happen at this power scale
But don't be conCERNed, there's no danger at the hadron collider
Hadron Collider

Hadron Collider

With a million protons, give or take a few
We can learn a lot in a year or two
But if we don't, we'll still be wearing smiles
'Cause it's smashing fun smashing atoms in the hadron collider
Hadron Collider

It'll push things almost to the speed of light
We could soon find out if Stephen Hawking's right
Will a micro black hole, if it does appear
Just evaporate or start swallowing the hadron collider
Hadron Collider

Hadron Collider

Hadron Collider (Proton divider)
Hadron Collider (Black hole provider)
Hadron Collider (Future decider)
Hadron Collider (What a nail biter)

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Old Man Ribber - July 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Rex - Fine parody. I'm not anti-science...I'm merely anti-matter! ;D
TJC - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Loved it---you're definitely in your element with that quarky sense of humor!
Adm Zen B - March 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Good one Rex! But the is still a chance that the HC will evaporate the universe--at least then I won't have to go to work tomorrow (,'-p)
Lifeliver - March 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Followed Adam here. Like him, sometimes I feel a man-made black hole might solve a few problems for all of us. Nifty subbing, great match-up. 555

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