Song Parodies ->Authors -> Below Average Dave
I've been writing parodies since I was a little kid, and have over 400 of them written through various books and such. . .however I have a unique hobby of recording most of my parodies which can be found at badave.com and through My Soundclick Page.
Recording parodies is something I truly love to do, and I have recorded for several other parodists on the site, and have somewhat devoted my free-time to parody. It gives me something to look forward to everyday.
Current News I am currently recording for several AmIRight Parodists and have obtained permission from Karaoke-Version to use their professional high quality backing tracks for my recording purposes. While this is great, backing tracks are not free, so while I will continue to build my database, anyone who wishes to see any particular song can help me financially over at badave.com through the official store. Profits will be used almost exclusively for backing tracks, though some obviously will go towards the cost of the site as well.
Song Parodies -> Recordings 
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| Parody Title | Original Song | Original Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Meat Song | I Love You Always Forever | Donna Lewis | 2007-06-14 |
| The Shaving Song | All You Wanted | Michelle Branch | 2007-06-15 |
| Pizza Night | Ladie's Night | Kool & The Gang | 2007-06-16 |
| Vampire's Theme | Believe | Cher | 2007-06-18 |
| Tearin' Out My Heart | Tearin' Up My Heart | N Sync | 2007-06-19 |
| Wind Beneath My Butt | Wind Beneath My Wings | Bette Midler | 2007-06-19 |
| Rainbow | Reflections | Christina Aguilera | 2007-06-20 |
| (I am so) Lazy | Crazy | Britney Spears | 2007-06-22 |
| I'm Fake | I'm Real | Jennifer Lopez | 2007-06-23 |
| Don't Sleep | Don't Speak | No Doubt | 2007-06-24 |
| Everything He Flaunts | Everything You Want | Vertical Horizon | 2007-06-29 |
| No Hos (Clean edit) | No Scrubs | TLC | 2007-07-06 |
| Careless Hook Ups | Careless Whisper | George Michael | 2007-07-06 |
| He Likes Crotch | He Loves U Not | Dream | 2007-07-07 |
| Yahoo! | Celebration | Kool & The Gang | 2007-07-10 |
| Psychology | Hey Jealousy | Gin Blossoms | 2007-07-13 |
| Dead End Jobs | 100 Years | Five for Fighting | 2007-07-13 |
| Every Call I Make | Every Breath You Take | The Police | 2007-07-14 |
| Power of Tax | Power of Love | Huey Lewis & The News | 2007-07-16 |
| Casino Queen | Billie Jean | Michael Jackson | 2007-07-17 |
| Squinting in the Dark | Crawling in the Dark | Hoobastank | 2007-07-19 |
| Red Ant Surprise | Beautiful Life | Ace of Base | 2007-07-19 |
| How to Earn Beads | How You Remind Me | Nickelback | 2007-08-08 |
| Matthias Guy | The Sign | Ace of Base | 2007-08-10 |
| Love for Japan | I'll Make Love to You | Boyz II Men | 2007-08-12 |
| Like the Craft | Like a Prayer | Madonna | 2007-08-13 |
| Affair Mushroom Kingdom | Hotel California | Eagles | 2007-08-18 |
| I'll Drink the Slim Fast | I Shot the Sheriff | Eric Clapton | 2007-08-21 |
| Poor Insensitive Trolls | Poor Unfortunate Souls | Disney's Ursula (Little Mermaid) | 2007-08-24 |
| Don't Download Me | You Don't Own Me | Lesley Gore | 2007-08-30 |
| Anybody Seen My Dickies? | Anybody Seen My Baby? | The Rolling Stones | 2007-08-31 |
| Nimrod Rock | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis Presley | 2007-09-01 |
| That's My Cooking | That's Amore | Dean Martin | 2007-09-07 |
| Antarctican Terrorist | American Idiot | Green Day | 2007-09-21 |
| Call Before Hang-Overs | Call Me When You're Sober | Evanescence | 2007-09-25 |
| Don't Touch My Mohawk | Don't Call Me Baby | Madison Avenue | 2007-10-01 |
| B.A.D. Disgrace | Basket Case | Green Day | 2007-10-04 |
| Brainless on this Write | Strangers in the Night | Frank Sinatra | 2007-10-09 |
| Everybody's Rude | Everybody's Fool | Evanescence | 2007-10-21 |
| Dare | Drive | Incubus | 2007-10-25 |
| The Quack | Paint it Black | The Rolling Stones | 2007-11-02 |
| Dance Dance Revolution | Holiday | Green Day | 2007-11-15 |
| Independent Turkeys Part Only | Independent Women Part One | Destiny's Child | 2007-11-19 |
| New Year's Eve | Hella Good | No Doubt | 2007-11-27 |
| South Park *Remastered* | Barbie Girl | Aqua | 2007-12-01 |
| Jock Itch **Remastered** | Toxic | Britney Spears | 2007-12-13 |
| Crazy for Chips **Remasterd** | Crazy in Love | Beyonce | 2007-12-26 |
| Pps Dpndcy (Pepsi Dependency) | Thnks fr th Mmrs | Fall Out Boy | 2008-01-03 |
| Mix Two Chemicals | Love Foolosophy | Jamiroquai | 2008-01-14 |
| My Cell Phone Was Out of Minutes | The Devil Went Down to Georgia | The Charlie Daniels Band | 2008-01-28 |
| Shake It Up, or it Will Taste Bland | Wake Me Up When September Ends | Green Day | 2008-02-04 |
| Chubilicious | Bootylicious | Destiny's Child | 2008-02-11 |
| Dime In My Wife | Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) | Green Day | 2008-02-14 |
| Weenie on a Hot Bun | Geenie in a Bottle | Christina Aguilera | 2008-02-18 |
| Humidity | Torniquet | Evanescence | 2008-02-18 |
| Smelt You on the Bus Line | I Heard it Through the Grapevine | Marvin Gaye | 2008-02-25 |
| Every Sunday | Every Morning | Sugar Ray | 2008-02-25 |
| Bluberina | Macarena | Los Del Rios | 2008-03-03 |
| Broken | Frozen | Madonna | 2008-03-17 |
| Wife's Secret Tale | Bat Out of Hell | Meatloaf | 2008-03-30 |
| Churnalicious | Fergalicious | Fergie | 2008-03-31 |
| Magic Man | Candyman | Christina Aguilera | 2008-04-02 |
| I Am Very Envious of Stuff That's Rather Worthless | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Disney (Julie Andrews in Mary poppins) | 2008-04-04 |
| Bowl It | Beat It | Michael Jackson | 2008-04-06 |
| Dropped! On the Center Stage | Stop! In the Name of Love | The Supremes | 2008-04-07 |
| Pool Boy Prophet | Curbside Prophet | Jason Mraz | 2008-04-09 |
| Ken's Revenge | Friends in Low Places | Garth Brooks | 2008-04-22 |
| Gothic Tension | Graduation | Vitamin C | 2008-04-28 |
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pizza Night | Ladie's Night | Kool & The Gang | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 177 | |
| Vampire's Theme | Believe | Cher | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 164 | |
| Don't Sleep | Don't Speak | No Doubt | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 147 | |
| Rainbow | Reflections | Christina Aguilera | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 101 | |
| Lazy | (You Drive Me) Crazy | Britney Spears | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 76 | |
| Wind Beneath My Butt | Wind Beneath My Wings | Bette Midler | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 353 | |
| Chubilicious | Bootylicious | Destiny's Child | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 119 | |
| He Likes Guys | He Loves U Not | Dream | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 84 | |
| Everything He Flaunts | Everything You Want | Vertical Horizon | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 91 | |
| Crazy for Chips | Crazy In Love | Beyonce | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 295 | |
| Yahoo! | Celebration | Kool & The Gang | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 92 | |
| South Park | Barbie Girl | Aqua | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 327 | |
| Psychology | Hey Jealousy | Gin Blossoms | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 90 | |
| Every Call I Make | Every Breath You Take | The Police | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 104 | |
| Dead End Jobs | 100 Years | Five for Fighting | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 152 | |
| Casino Queen | Billie Jean | Michael Jackson | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 80 | |
| The Power of Tax | The Power of Love | Huey Lewis & The News | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 71 | |
| Squinting in the Dark | Crawling in the Dark | Hoobastank | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 415 | |
| Red Ant Surprise | Beautiful Life | Ace of Base | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 111 | |
| How to Earn Beads | How You Remind Me | Nickelback | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 161 | |
| Weenie on a Hot Bun | Genie in a Bottle | Christina Aguilera | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 102 | |
| Matthias Guy | The Sign | Ace of Base | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 53 | |
| Love for Japan | I'll Make Love to You | Boyz II Men | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 95 | |
| Like the Craft | Like a Prayer | Madonna | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 154 | |
| Bowl It | Beat It | Michael Jackson | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 201 | |
| Wife's Secret Tale | Bat Out of Hell | Meatloaf | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 156 | |
| Poor Insensitive Trolls | Poor Unfortunate Souls | Little Mermaid | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 129 | |
| Don't Download Me | You Don't Own Me | Lesley Gore | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 85 | |
| Anybody Seen My Dickies? | Anybody Seen My Baby? | Rolling Stones | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 112 | |
| Nimrod Rock | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis Presley | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 75 | |
| The Meat Song (Badave.com Edit) | I Love You Always Forever | Donna Lewis | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 118 | |
| The Shaving Song (badave.com) | All You Wanted | Michelle Branch | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 75 | |
| Underpaid | Renegade | Styx | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 140 | |
| Tearin' Out My Heart (badave.com edit) | Tearin' Up My Heart | N' Sync | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 166 | |
| I'm Fake (badave.com edit) | I'm Real | Jennifer Lopez | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 130 | |
| Brainless on this Write | Stragners in the Night | Frank Sinatra | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 116 | |
| Jock Itch (badave.com edit) | Toxic | Britney Spears | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 374 | |
| Careless Hook Ups (badave.com) | Careless Whispers | George Michael/Wham | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 256 | |
| No Hos (Clean Badave.com Edit) | No Scrubs | TLC | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 154 | |
| Sipping Post | Whipping Post | Allman Brothers | 4.2 | 3.7 | 4.1 | 100 | |
| Affair Mushroom Kingdom (corrected for badave) | Hotel California | Eagles | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 149 | |
| I'll Drink the Slim Fast (Red Ant Altered Version) | I Shot the Sheriff | Eric Clapton | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 168 | |
| Smelt You on the Bus Line (Extra Stank Edit) | I Heard it Through the Grapevine | Marvin Gaye | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 120 | |
| Every Sunday | Every Morning | Sugar Ray | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 219 | |
| That's My Cooking (Extra Crisp Edit) | That's Amore | Dean Martin | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 147 | |
| Bluberina | Macarena | Los Del Rios | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 123 | |
| Call Before Hang-Overs | Call me When You're Sober | Evanescence | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 94 | |
| Everybody's Rude | Everybody's Fool | Evanescence | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 216 | |
| Imaginary (Friend) | Imaginary | Evanescence | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 114 | |
| The Heat Index (Slight Correction) | Tourniquet | Evanescence | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| The Slice is Mine (The AmIRight Pizza Fight) | The Boy is Mine | Brandy & Monica | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| B.A.D. Disgrace | Basket Case | Green Day | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 101 | |
| I Think I'm Sterilized | Welcome to Paradise | Green Day | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| Antarctican Terrorist | American Idiot | Green Day | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 376 | |
| Priority | Minority | Green Day | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| All My Friends Are Looking Scary | All My Friends Are Getting Married | Skyhooks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Don't Touch My Mohawk | Don't Call Me Baby | Madison Avenue | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| Bizarre Black Magic | Bizarre Love Triangle | New Order | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 116 | |
| Thin Green Lizard | Pinball Wizard | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Dare | Drive | Incubus | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Dropped! On the Center Stage | Stop! In the Name of Love | The Supremes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| The Quack | Paint it Black | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 177 | |
| It's the News | No Excuses | Alice in Chains | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| D.D.R. (Dance Dance Revolution) | Holiday | Green Day | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 227 | |
| Independent Turkeys | Independent Women | Destiny's Child | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 111 | |
| Cramps! | Tramp | Salt N Pepa | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| New Years Eve | Hella Good | No Doubt | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 212 | |
| Clear | Pink | Aerosmith | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 115 | |
| Mix Two Chemicals | Love Foolosophy | Jamiroquai | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| I'm Lost in the World Somewhere | I Know You're Out There Somewhere | The Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Pps Dpndncy (Pepsi Dependency) | Thnks Fr Th Mmrs | Fall Out Boy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| Get Clothes Today | Come Out and Play | Offspring | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| I Am Very Envious of Stuff That's Rather Worthless | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| The Gluttonous Guy | American Pie | Don McClean | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 117 | |
| I Beat You In The Fight | Blinded By The Light | Manfred Mann | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| Full of Himself Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| The Lust of Ms Candy X Cleavage | The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.6 | 3.6 | 4.5 | 140 | |
| Give Me This | Be Our Guest | Disney's Beauty & the Beast | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Ken's Revenge | I've Got Friends in Low Places | Garth Brooks | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 183 | |
| Pool Boy Prophet | Curbside Prophet | Jason Mraz | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| I Am a Very Lazy Useless Individual | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert & Sullivan | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 176 | |
| Darn Lizzy | Emerald | Thin Lizzy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 77 | |
| Scare of Me | Wannabe | Spice Girls | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Its The Nauseating Sounds Of M.T.V.'s Slope | The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope | Bloodhound Gang | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| My Cell Phone Was Out of Minutes | The Devil Went Down to Georgia | The Charlie Daniels Band | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 188 | |
| Rough Stuff | Hot Stuff | Donna Summers | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Shake It Up, or it Will Taste Bland | Wake Me Up When September Ends | Green Day | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 113 | |
| Subliminal Danger | Original Prankster | Offspring | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Gothic Tension | Graduation | Vitamin C | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 156 | |
| Dime In My Wife | Good Riddance (Time in Your Life) | Green Day | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Crazy Love for Splinters | Hazy Shade of Winter | The Bangles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| Broken | Frozen | Madonna | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 82 | |
| Moo Moo | Doo Doo | Reel Big Fish | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| Magic Man | Candyman | Christina Aguilera | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| Twinkie King | Silver Springs | Fleetwood Mac | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 75 | |
| Fractured | Rapture | Blondie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| Churnalicious | Fergalicious | Fergie | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 87 | |
| I Was Drunk Late One Night, Now I'm Daddy | It's The End of The World As We Know It | R.E.M. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Parody 99 | Mambo No 5 | Lou Bega | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| Tire Muncher | Firestarter | Prodigy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Cock Star | Rock Star | Nickelback | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 115 | |
| Airhead Invasion | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| Gas Price War | Civil War | Guns N' Roses | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 69 | |
| Lost My Signal | Busy Signal | Dolly Parton | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 44 |
