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Song Parodies -> "Mario Kart"

Original Song Title:

"Supermodel (Cover Girl theme song 90s)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

RuPaul

Parody Song Title:

"Mario Kart"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at badave.com
Once around the track
There is a stealthy green car
In the Go-Kart circuit of Toadstool, Mushroom Land
At 6'3", he was pretty small for a Yoshi style dinosaur
but his racing career took off

Get Ready Go

Get, Set and Go ( Princess Girl )
Race the world ( Go Karts swirl)
Throw a shell
At the leader

Race ( Speeding monkey)
You gotta pass them, Toad ( Get the gold )
Lightning bolts
and they'll be as small as you are

Race, Quick sharp turn left
Race, Watch out from the right
Race, Raceway-Oy Vei

Race, Jump to the left
Race, now swerve to the right
Race, This games, insane

Don't worry about tire wear
The go-karts last forever here
You should stock pile weapons too
Or computers will gang up on you
Mario Kart!

Race ( Make them swirl )
Hit that kart ( Make 'em hurl )
Lay peels, on the raceway

Race ( Go Luigi. )
In the Nintendo world ( Secret world! )
Donkey Kong
can race along side with Bowser

Race, One lap is left
Race, but watch out behind
Race, Okay, let's play

Race, Toad says he's best
Race, well so do the rest
Race, Wrong Way?-They say

When Nintendo released it here
Became an instant hit my dear
So what if Go-Kart's cannot zoom
We all had S.N.E.S in all our rooms
Mario Kart

Koopa race turtle!
Mario He is great !
Bowser Scary turtle, gives a fright
Toadstool He is squealing !
Luigi Under-dog it !
D.K. Watch your tie now Donkey

There's just one game to play, Let's Play Okay, Okay-okay Today, Today, Today
There's just one game to play, Let's Play Okay, Okay-okay Today, Today, Today

We'll play in battle mode all year
Well growing our over-sized rears
You better watch or you'll be schooled
'Cause I rock at this classic dude
Mario Kart

Race ( Boys and girls )
Speedster world ( Even Earl! )
I will win, ev'ry raceway

Race ( Watch your back now )
What weapons will you hurl ( Ouch that hurts )
Can't catch up
'Cause I know all of the short-cuts

Race, Twenty feet left
Race, the End is in sight
Race, I play, all day

Race, Beating the rest
Race, Can't come from behind
Race, I'll win again

You've gotta race
Race
Race
Mario Kart

You've gotta race
Race
Race

If you've come, you had best play
It's time to race
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Matthias - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment
This is the first RuPaul song that I've ever heard, and it was pretty good. Kinda catchy for a 90's techo dance song (Probably played a lot in the clubs of the 90's)... Anyways, I've always loved Mario Kart so I'm happy to see a tribute about it.
Mark Scotti - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny song, Dave!! 555 mushrooms!!!
Below Average Dave - June 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark and Matty
agrimorfee - March 27, 2011 - Report this comment
I wish I liked video games more, but I do appreciate thw work that went into this...you had to force the rhymes out to make it work, and the beginning spoken part was nicely played too.
Rex - April 03, 2011 - Report this comment
LOL, at least your oversized rear will help keep the cart stable. This will go great with actual game video.
Blaydeman - April 03, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Nice video game tribute. I love all the Mario Karts!
bobpiecheese - April 07, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Ah, good ol' Mario Kart. I've only played the N64 version, but I don't think that matters here. Great parody here, nice and simple. 555!

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