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Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Long Essays"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Long essays
Have to work on them with no delays
How did communism get seen as great?
Oh, how I dread these long essays

Was he real or fake, whose son is he?
Next I must write one on Stephen King
Oh, long essays due suddenly

The first work by Poe
I don't know, I heard its great
He wrote something long
Not a song I read today

Long essays, I am sick of all Shakespeare's old plays
They were great way back in the day
but they're no fun in long essays

How history goes
I don't know I'm in dismay
Moving right along
'bout Hong Kong, damn long essays

Long essays, a lot of words fill up ev'ry page
I'm sick of writing 'bout thing olds in age
Oh, how I hate these long essays
Mm mm mm I need the grade
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Matthias - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Man, I always hated writing these long essays. I also didn't like reading the works of William Shakespeare... Or actually listening to this in particular Beatles song (I've always been kinda bored by it) but your parody of it makes it all the worthwhile.
Mark Scotti - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
A well written write about a long write!!LOL
TJC - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Lexcellence in the long form, BAD!

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