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Song Parodies -> "Mo Hours Less Free Time"

Original Song Title:

"Mo Money Mo Problems"

Original Performer:

Notorious BIG

Parody Song Title:

"Mo Hours Less Free Time"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

It's boring now
It's Boring
It's boring now
It's boring

Now whos hot, I'm not
Watching my stock I'm in and out the door
In my bed I dropped not stopped time to hop
My clock goes pop I'm working later now
No time to shop, Feel like a chimp
Sweat, I'm working for chump change and I scrimp
Can't stop 'til I'm an Eighty year old gimp
Never leave the FICA taxes pulling all my doves
I don't think I'll ever be rich, so more hours I'll put up
Stocks fell to the ground No safe bets, Bonds went down
I get injured and my career's done Will time run out
We lose to OPEC wizards with the oil grounds
I'll take my classes just to go get out, boomer
All we here today, Not trying to be snooty
I've fumbled cash low Woah-my duties
True hard workers Work so tough go kaput-i
I've always felt this rat race working my booty
[singers come in over the last part of the verse]

Boss says I'm not getting much sleep
It's just the more hours you give to me
The less time I'm happy
I need to stop, but cost is steep
because the less hours In my work week
The more debt I shall see

yeah yeah uhhuh
from the T-to-the-A-to-the-X and I
You know I can't afford a ride so my bike's my drive
I feel like a bot
I don't make squat, my forehead's hot
Plop at the shop, No time for me to browse
Cause my schedule never stops, Stopping never
home left alone no time for shots
Some days my work just goes on nonstop
Yo, I gotta take a break or I'll drop
I can't afford the flu nor can you
Grab a mop and I'm scrubbing the floors
and I'm washing down all of the doors, squeaky clean
doin' it all day, never play
I slow down-I'll lose my pay, Red Bull? Hooray
Cause the future I can't fear, ain't enough time dear
to rhyme here with here, essay is due this weekend
cause teach' don't care, oh I'm
dreaming of an early night without a nightmare
Yeah, yeah yeah

I can't get much free time for me
because the more time I take for myself
The more my wallet needs
Work all day and knowledge I seek
The future may never be lucrative
if I lay down to sleep

Be, Low
A.V.E., R-A, G-E-Dave
It's simple, to get, my brain waves
No one can tame us, BAD's far from famous
Oh but swell, at work sit on my anus
I clean my screen, it gleams
Stuck here it seems working extreme, I do that
No time to chat No dissent meant
Mugs on coasters cocoa roasters
Can't miss a beat duh, Today's looking bleak
Out of touch, I don't club much
Want high wage? The top laughs at such
They just don't care when we are in the clutch
Me spend a bunch?, Nope I can't
If I did, You know I'd breathe heavy and pant
No point in making rants
Now just get to work on time
Alarms chime their chimes now out of bed-climb
There's not time for you to lie, Grab your Lees
Grab Cream Cheese, Bagels, Keys, Move it please
be moving fast got to be at work crunching
It's time to go, didn't sleep bummer
name badge, then spray cologne, then out the do'
You forgo your newzat, slur your words
Like whatzat, Can't wake up
Use monzats, get down to bizats

I don't know what, to do for me
It's just the less time I spend working hard
I less I get to eat
I'm am not that dude P. Diddy
I don't make money changing names
Ev'ry single week
I don't break much, Can't stop to sleep
Because the less hours I work like hell
The more my wallet bleeds

My time is gone (my time is gone)
Somebody help me
My time is gone

I don't know when I'm s'posed to pee
It seems the more hours I'm putting in
The less there's luxuries
I think I'm done, I've got to sleep
because the less hours I spend in bed
The less I can complete
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Old Man Ribber - March 09, 2011 - Report this comment
BADave - In many aspects, exact rap parody is a most daunting task. Bustin' you some 5s. ;D
Blaydeman - March 19, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Notorious B.A.D. should be you new name! Nice work man! Glad you could spare the time to write this great parody!
Blaydeman - March 19, 2011 - Report this comment
I meant (HHS)
bobpiecheese - April 02, 2011 - Report this comment
(HHS) Great parody about the daily grind here. Bit hard to follow, but that's me being slow, not your fault. Probably my only complain is that this seems less like a Notorious BIG song and more a Puff Daddy/P Diddy/Diddy song, seing as the latter had more verses, but that doesn't diminish this parody's awesomeness. 555!

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