Song Parodies -> "Taste"

Original Song Title:

"Faith"

Original Performer:

"Taste"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

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Please note, as demonstrated with the triple submission of "Bloody Limbs" when I did Tainted Love (the song is a lot different as Soft Cell or Gloria Jones than it is Marilyn Manson) I am well aware that George Michaels did this first. This idea wouldn't work without the screaming though, while I love the original, this particular parody definitely works better with Limp Bizkit's cover.

Well I don’t want much ice
I like it pure-my Pepsi
Ice waters it down for me
and fill it up for me please

but I had to look twice
Because it’s s’pposed to carbonate
and it’s color isn’t looking great
and have bubbles too

Oh, from cans or fountains
It tastes so wholesome
And gives me a small jolt that I adore
When I drink it down
It strikes emotions
But I think that its flat baby
Where’s the taste that I adore
Damn my drink has no taste

Drink has no taste
Drink has no taste
Drink has no taste

Oh jeese, I guess I’ll try a different drink
Say please, please, please take this away
Next Dr. Pepper I’ll choose ‘

Yes please, I want a strongly flavored taste
Something that keeps me up to late
man it is looking so brown, gonna chug this one down

but now I shiver It’s got no motion
If it’s bad I am heading for the door
My waiter walks down
Sees me exploding
Well I’m getting angry baby
and I’m jumping up some more
Damn my drink has no taste

Where is my taste
Where is the taste
Give me some taste
Throw this s**t out
Well go get me some taste

Get me some taste
want me some taste
Gotta have taste
I want good taste

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Matthias - September 07, 2012 - Report this comment

This parody was in good taste! 555 cups of soda for you!

Rob Arndt - September 07, 2012 - Report this comment

Very nostalgic- 555! Reminds me of the '70s and early '80s before the 2 liter plastics arrived. Glass-bottled soda has 2.5x the carbonation- that's why it used to fizz in the glass for such long periods. Hot coke from a 16oz bottle could strip paint from a car back in those days. All we have now is an endless selection from Coke and Pepsi. Pepsi Next isn't bad but I drink diet now :(

Meriadoc - September 08, 2012 - Report this comment

Pepsi tastes like flat Coke anyway. Drink Coke. ;)

Matthias - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment

Just heard the original song. It's pretty terrible. I like Limp Bizkit but what the hell was that?! You complain about Flogging Molly and Reel Big Fish all you like but Limp Bizkit's "Faith" is in poor taste and makes me feel sorry for George Michael who's version of this song is amazing. Why you would want to parody this awful tune is beyond me buddy but good job on the actual parody.

Below Average Dave - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment

. . .just so you know Matty--I never said I like the OS, just a spark of trashing the original didn't hit me. Also I don't hate either Flogging Molly or Reel Big Fish. . .in fact I like the second one. . .Flogging Molly I've grown tolerable of, and like What's Left of the Flag as well as Drunken Lullabies. . .its just a lot of their stuff (like this particular Limp song) is rather annoying. . .like Busch Gardens Ireland music with edge thrown in

Matthias - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment

I remember back in the day when the round came out you said that you didn't like Reel Big Fish. Maybe I'm remembering incorrectly. In that case my bad.

Agrimorfee - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment

So are you going to record this one? This would be pretty funny...that waiter better make damned sure there are no wilted lettuce leaves in this guy's salad! Coke is The Real Thing, btw.

bobpiecheese - September 23, 2012 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Personally, I've always found the whole "Coke vs. Pepsi" thing to be ridiculous because it all tastes the same to me. Coke or Pepsi, Diet or Max, flat or no, it all tastes the bloody same. That said, great parody of a pretty bad cover of a catchy song, 555!

Rex - September 23, 2012 - Report this comment

A sparkling parody about flat soda. Parenthetically, Coke has never been the same since they took the cocaine out. :-)

Porfle Popnecker - September 23, 2012 - Report this comment

I'm addicted to Dr. Pepper myself. Fun parody!

Matthias - September 24, 2012 - Report this comment

Rex: You can still buy Coke Throwback. I'll hook you up.

Blaydeman - September 25, 2012 - Report this comment

(Artistry) THey do have slightly different flavors, but it's barely noticeable. I don't really have a preference on the soda, but I do have a preference on this song. I prefer to read it over and over again.

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