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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Limp Bizkit and Staind, Limp Bizcut, Limb Bizkit

Music Jokes:

What do you call a gingerbread man with only one leg?
Limp Bizkit
Submitted by: LucidLupin
 

Band Name Origins:

  • They actually began as Holy Moses and the Red Sea Pedestrians (see Monty Python), the when hanging out and getting high one night, one of Fred's friends (later one of the group's roadies) said his brain felt like a limp biscuit because he was so stoned. They respelled it to Limp Bizcut before using the spelling that now infurates English teachers around the world. (I met the guys and actually asked them personally) On a side note, Fred DOES have a dog named Bizkit (she's an English Bulldog) but the dog was named after the band, not vice versa, as his other dogs are named Phoenix (a Pug) and Radar (male Englisg bulldog). Submitted by: Hedgehog
  • Lana has it right, limp bizkit got their name from freds dog bizkit that he takes everywhere, his dog was injured and started to limp and they thought that it was the stupidest thing so they picked it as their name Submitted by: Yesm

Why the Name is Stupid:

  • If your singer has the charisma of a not-so-tasty-looking, mass-produced and rather passive cookie, this is the name of choice for your band! Submitted by: Fred Smith
  • That "Hey, let's spell it like it sounds!" thing is so over used, not to mention just plain annoying. And what exactly is a 'Bizkit' anyway? If that is reference to an erection-challenged penis, are they admitting to having that problem? I just don't get it! Submitted by: roxy
  • Just read it! It sounds like they're trying to explain their E.D. problem in a subtle, inconspicuous way. NO band name, let alone any name, should have the word 'limp' in it. Can we say 'too much information'? Submitted by: Alan
  • Think about it. A limp biscuit? What kind of band name is that?! Submitted by: Rebecca

Vain Songs:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Take a Look Around""Limp Bizkit is rockin the set" - B1982
"Rollin'""L.I.M.P. Bizkit is right here" is one of the lines in the song. - B1982

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Take a Look Around""I know why you want to hate me". That quote should be the title of this song because it is the most repeated sentence in the song. The title of this song appears in the lyrics of another song by Limp Bizkit, called "My Generation". - B1982

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Soggy CookieLimp = Soggy, and Bizkit (biscuit) = Cookie.2:49 AM
Limp BusinessThat's what they're doingYour Mom
Limp BiscuitTheir music is like one...Zombie Girl
Limp TriscuitOk its not that i dont like Limp Bizkit but i was with my friends once and we were eating Triscuits and she dropped one in her pop and it got soggy and it was like 4 AM and she goes "Look its a Limp Triscuit!" Meagen
The Hot Dog Flavored Water BandPeople may think that their new name sounds tastier!Devin

There are additional new band names available.

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Cookie""Nookie"Anthony Slusher
"Full Monte""Full Nelson"M parody
"Poopie""Nookie":E
"Lookie""Nookie"alex
"Deranged""Rearranged"Dantana

There are additional new song names available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"I'm So Angry""Break Stuff," Limp BizkitLizzie

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Nookie""C Is For Cookie"Matthias
"Rollin'""Rickrollin'"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Behind Blue Eyes""Behind Huge Thighs"Mattiotto "Tiddles"
"Hot Dog""Unclog (Drano's Hymn)"YousoCrazy
"Rollin'""Duelin'"Weasley
"Rollin""Posin"Mr. Blonde
"Break Stuff""Kirby's Shortcake"Airrider
"Behind Blue Eyes""Behind Bloo's Eyes"Joel Martinez
"Behind Blue Eyes""Behind the Fat"Matthew Travers
"Behind Blue Eyes""Behind the Fat"Matthew Travers

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Rollin'Lint RollersTravis
Hot DogHot DogsM parody
NookieSex LineIsaac Hunt
Rollin'Tirespaul roberts
FaithChurchesVaginalJesusROCKZ
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Rollin'Midas, Mineke, Or Car-XRaditude
NookieBill Clinton Presidential LibrarymeQal
Hot DogCelibacy OrganizationThe man
Break StuffA Repair ManDeirdre
Take A Look AroundOpticianstha g
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Behind These Hazel Eyes
   Kelly Clarkson
Behind Blue Eyes
   Limp Bizkit
Behind These Hazel Blue Eyes
Is there such colour as hazel blue?
Natasha
Get Some
   Chevelle
Nookie
   Limp Bizkit
Get Some Nookie
WAHO!
Aaron
Last Caress
   The Misfits
Nookie
   Limp Bizkit
Last Nookie
a.d.i.d.a.s
A Place For My Head
   Linkin Park
Rollin'
   Limp Bizkit
A Place For My Rollin' Head
Just wanting to make fun of LP and LB for a sec.
The Brunette
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Frankie Goes Limp
Frankie Goes To Hollywood combined with Limp Bizkit
Performance anxiety, perhaps?
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Jimmy Eats Bizkits
Jimmy Eat World combined with Limp Bizkit
Emo meets rap-rock?!?
Submitted By: Cat
The Limp Mamas And The Bizkit Papas
The Mamas And The Papas combined with Limp Bizkit
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Limp Biz Markit
Limp Bizkit combined with Biz Markie
Submitted By: Bob

There are additional Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Hotdog"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll never go to breakfast anymore.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll never go to Texas anymore.
"Gimme The Mic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a crazy, crazy man with a crazy, crazy plan
To destroy every crazy-a** wannabe f-f***-up-fans, ha-ha.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a crazy, crazy man with a crazy, crazy plan
To destroy every crazy-a** wannabe b-b-b-bands, ha-ha.
"Behind Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one bites back his heart
On their rain girl.
Original Lyrics:
No one bites back as hard
On their anger.
"Behind Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
The stubborn
Original Lyrics:
Discover
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Getcha Groove On"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't wanna f*** with me today
'Cause a little southern sausage didn't go your way
So try not to beat that thing today
'Cause I'm a real motherf***er from outer space.
Original Lyrics:
You don't wanna f*** with me today
'Cause a little somethin' somethin' didn't go your way
So try not to be like that today
'Cause I'm a real motherf***er from 'round the way.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Missy Bass

It isn't really a mishearing. More of a 'misrecollection', since I couldn't remember many of the songs on the corresponding album (thanks to unexpected boredom and inattentiveness halfway through). Due to the futuristic, space-style music, I thought my incorrect words would've been apt, portraying some sort of confrontation between an alien and an earthling over food at a restaurant.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Nookie"
Better Lyrics:
I did it all for the cookie, C'mon!
The cookie, C'mon!
So your can take that sometimes
And stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your
Original Lyrics:
I did it all for the nookie, C'mon!
The nookie, C'mon!
So your can take that cookie
And stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your
Submitted by: Bill
"Nookie"
Better Lyrics:
I went and ate all the cookies. Oh no!
The cookies. Oh no!
And now I'm feelin' sickie
And I'm tossin' up my...Brrregh!
Tossin' up my...Brrregh!
Tossin' up my...Brrregh!
Tossin' up my
Original Lyrics:
I did it all for the nookie. C'mon!
The nookie. C'mon!
So your can take that cookie
And stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your
Submitted by: rocker
"Rogaine"
Better Lyrics:
Alright partner, use your Rogaine baby, you know what time it is
Mullet Wannabes
Use your Roagine baby
Hair's short, now it's long
You have hair or your bald
Style it, Cut it, what's your new 'doo' now
Hairs gone, it fell out and your bald now
Fell out, fell out, what'cha gonna do now
Use rogaine,rogaine,rogaine,rogaine (what)
Use rogaine,rogaine,rogaine,rogaine (all right)
Use rogaine,rogaine,rogaine,rogaine (how)
Use rogaine,rogaine,rogaine,rogaine
Yeah, now I know y'all be loving this hair right here
B-A-L-D man is right here
People in the house throw your hands in the air
Cause if you got hair, then we don't care
Use it for a while, and watch your hair grow
Kepp on using it and your hair will stay, yo
So where the **** you at hair, Stay the **** up, Homie use this **** up
Use rogaine,rogaine,rogaine,rogaine (what)
Use rogaine,rogaine,rogaine,rogaine (all right)
Use rogaine,rogaine,rogaine,rogaine (how)
Use rogaine,rogaine,rogaine,rogaine
Original Lyrics:
Alright partner
Keep on rollin' baby
You know what time it is
Chocolate starfish
Keep on rollin' baby
Move in, now move out
Hands up now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what ya gonna do now
Breathe in, now breathe out
Hands up now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what ya gonna do now
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (what)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (come on)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (yeah)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
Now I know y'all be lov'in this **** right here
L.I.M.P Bizkit is right here
People in the house put them hands in the air
Cause if you don't care, then we don't care
1, 2, 3, times two to the six
Jonesin' for your fix of that Limp Bizkit mix
So where the **** you at punk, shut the **** up
And back the **** up, while we **** this track up
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (what)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (come on)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (yeah)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
Submitted by: Kevin Minor

Funny Lyrics:

"Just Like This"
The Funny Lyrics:
it ain't fake when the girls get naked
Why They're Funny:
yes it is
Submitted by: MWARRRRGGGGG
"Livin' It Up"
The Funny Lyrics:
This is dedicated to you Ben Stiller
You are my favorite motherf*****
Why They're Funny:
lol
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Take A Look Around"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Now I know why you wanna hate me
Now I know why you wanna hate me
Now I know why you wanna hate me
Cause hate is all the world's ever seen lately
Why They're Repetitive:
That isn't the reason I want to hate you. The reason is because you keep singing these lyrics over and over again
Submitted by: M parody
"Behind Blue Eyes"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Discover l.i.m.p., say it [x4]
Why They're Repetitive:
What the crap does this have to do with the song 'Behind Blue Eyes'? And why repeat it 4 times??
Submitted by: Mel Baggins
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Nookie"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I did it all for the nookie (come one)
the nookie (come on)
so you can take that cookie and stick it up yer butt
stick it up your butt
Why They're Nonsensical:
First of all, who is the nookie? Some kind of god? Is he referring to drugs (nookie maybe cocaine or marijuana), and secondly, why would someone wanna take a cookie and stick it up their butt???
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
"Eat You Alive"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm sorry. So sorry (damn, you're so hot!!)
Your beauty is so vain (damn, you're so hot!!)
Why They're Nonsensical:
I think Fred is trying to be complimentary with this bit, judging by the main subject of the song, but it doesn't work in the slightest considering he's implying that her beauty's either useless or arrogant in some way (way to go, Fred!) Which, all in all doesn't make sense to begin with.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Lyrics:

"Full Nelson"
The Insincere Lyrics:
You'll get knocked the f*** out!
'Cause your mouth's writin' checks that your *ss can't cash.
Why They're Insincere:
Does anyone remember the Disfunctional Family Picnic concert from about 3 and half years ago? Fred started talking trash non-stop about Creed frontman Scott Stapp and Stapp then challenged him to a boxing match (for charity), to which Fred chickened out saying 'I don't believe in violence.' Oh, yeah, what the hell was all that 'skin your *ss with a chainsaw' bull****? Hipocrisy at it's worst.
Submitted by: wadded beef
"Take A Look Around"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Follow me into a solo
Why They're Insincere:
When was the last time you heard Limp Bizkit play a solo?
Submitted by: wadded beef
There are additional insincere lyrics available.

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Rolling"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Now I know ya'll be lovin' this shit right here
I.M.P. Bisket is right here
Why They're Misrhymed:
You can't rhyme 'Here' with 'Here'! They're the same flippin' word!
Submitted by: MetaKnight
"Faith"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body
I know not everybody has got a body like me
But I gotta think twice before I give my heart away
And I know all the games you play, 'cause I play them, too
Why They're Misrhymed:
Okay, the original lyrics were 'not everybody has got a body like you'. So it would ryhme with 'too' in the last line. So why in God's name would Fred go and change it? The second line doesn't go as well with the first one either. So it was Fred's ego that ruined a perfectly acceptable lyric. P.S. I'm not a George Michael fan.
Submitted by: wadded beef

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Stuck"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
All I wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi, far from suicidal
Why They're Inappropriate:
this is to the guy who thinks of the suicidal drink. this is incorrect as the lyric is a tribute to the suicidal tendencies. and no the second guy does not think too much, he just knows a lot and you thought too much and knew too little to come up with the drink thing
Submitted by: Xin
""Nookie""
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I did it all for the nookie The nookie So you can take that cookie And stick it up yo (yeah)
Why They're Inappropriate:
Just to clarify, "nookie" isn't Fred's girl, it's sex. "Cookie" typically refers to a woman's vagina, and "stick it up yo (yeah)" is obviously penetration. Not exactly a cleverly veiled attempt at talking dirty. He's essentially saying: "I did it all to get laid So you can take that pussy And stick my dick up in it"
Submitted by: James C.
There are additional inappropriate lyrics available.

Dated Lyrics:

"9 teen 90 nine"
The Dated Lyrics:
Don't Stop! It's 1999!
Why They're Dated:
No it's not.
Submitted by: wadded beef
 

Band Name Pronunciation:

"Limp-bis-kit
Submitted by: Travis

Song Title Space Change:

"Crush Ed" originally "Crushed"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Re-Arrang Ed " originally "Re-Arranged"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Most hated band in the entire world"
Limp Bizkit really owned the world in 1999-2000, even though they were hated by everyone. The band started having differences with other bands and became enemies with Slipknot, Nine Inch Nails and Taproot. At first they were friends with white rapper Eminem, but they also became an object of his hate. In Chicago, the DJ Manlow hosted a radio show about Limp Bizkit's front man Fred Durst and how much he hated him. When Limp Bizkit played with Metallica on the Summer Sanitarium Tour, in Chicago, the people even threw shoes at them, hitting Fred Durst and causing the band to leave. Wes Borland, Limp Bizkit's ex-guitar, left the band due to serious differences with Fred Durst.
Submitted by: hypersk

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