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Fun Music Information -> Limp Bizkit
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Possible Misspelled Names:
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Limp Bizkit and Staind, Limp Bizcut, Limb BizkitJokes:
Q: What do you call it when Fred Durst insults people on the internet? A: Trollin’, trollin’, trollin’, trollin’. Submitted by: Garrison
| Hey what does Fred Durst do in his free-time? What? Break Stuff Submitted by: fightclubspartan
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| There are additional music jokes available. | |
Band Name Origins:
- They actually began as Holy Moses and the Red Sea Pedestrians (see Monty Python), the when hanging out and getting high one night, one of Fred's friends (later one of the group's roadies) said his brain felt like a limp biscuit because he was so stoned. They respelled it to Limp Bizcut before using the spelling that now infurates English teachers around the world. (I met the guys and actually asked them personally) On a side note, Fred DOES have a dog named Bizkit (she's an English Bulldog) but the dog was named after the band, not vice versa, as his other dogs are named Phoenix (a Pug) and Radar (male Englisg bulldog). Submitted by: Hedgehog
- Lana has it right, limp bizkit got their name from freds dog bizkit that he takes everywhere, his dog was injured and started to limp and they thought that it was the stupidest thing so they picked it as their name Submitted by: Yesm
Stupid Band Names:
- If your singer has the charisma of a not-so-tasty-looking, mass-produced and rather passive cookie, this is the name of choice for your band! Submitted by: Fred Smith
- That "Hey, let's spell it like it sounds!" thing is so over used, not to mention just plain annoying. And what exactly is a 'Bizkit' anyway? If that is reference to an erection-challenged penis, are they admitting to having that problem? I just don't get it! Submitted by: roxy
- Just read it! It sounds like they're trying to explain their E.D. problem in a subtle, inconspicuous way. NO band name, let alone any name, should have the word 'limp' in it. Can we say 'too much information'? Submitted by: Alan
- Think about it. A limp biscuit? What kind of band name is that?! Submitted by: Rebecca
Vainity Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Take a Look Around" | "Limp Bizkit is rockin the set" - B1982 |
| "Rollin'" | "L.I.M.P. Bizkit is right here" is one of the lines in the song. - B1982 |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Take a Look Around" | "I know why you want to hate me". That quote should be the title of this song because it is the most repeated sentence in the song. The title of this song appears in the lyrics of another song by Limp Bizkit, called "My Generation". - B1982 |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Shrimp Basket | It would undoubtedly attract seafood fanatics. | Buzz |
| Soggy Cookie | Limp = Soggy, and Bizkit (biscuit) = Cookie. | 2:49 AM |
| Limp Business | That's what they're doing | Your Mom |
| Limp Biscuit | Their music is like one... | Zombie Girl |
| Limp Triscuit | Ok its not that i dont like Limp Bizkit but i was with my friends once and we were eating Triscuits and she dropped one in her pop and it got soggy and it was like 4 AM and she goes "Look its a Limp Triscuit!" | Meagen |
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New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Cookie" | "Nookie" | Anthony Slusher |
| "Full Monte" | "Full Nelson" | M parody |
| "Poopie" | "Nookie" | :E |
| "Lookie" | "Nookie" | alex |
| "Deranged" | "Rearranged" | Dantana |
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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Back For More," Five Finger Death Punch | "Show Me What You Got," Limp Bizkit | |
| "Robot Chicken," Les Claypool | "Eat You Alive," Limp Bizkit | |
| "Cure For the Itch," Linkin Park | "Shark Attack," Limp Bizkit | |
| "Get Me Some Money," Juicy J | "I'm Broke," Limp Bizkit | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Change a Letter:
"Cluny" originally "Clunk"
Cluny is a town in France
Gretchen Wieners
"Clank" originally "Clunk"
Gretchen Wieners
"Clink" originally "Clunk"
They are having their martinis, now.
Peter
"Flunk" originally "Clunk"
Danny
"Cluck" originally "Clunk"
Danny
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Faith" | "Taste" | Below Average Dave |
| "Behind Blue Eyes" | "Falling Blue Skies" | Blaydeman |
| "Underneath the Gun" | "Phaser Set on Stun" | Rex Ungericht |
| "The Propaganda" | "The Killa Panda" | Agrimorfee |
| "Rollin'" | "Filmin'" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Break Stuff" | "Nake Buff" | Porfle Popnecker |
| "Rollin'" | "Hokey Pokey" | Abbott Skelding |
| "Nookie" | "C Is For Cookie" | Matthias |
| "Rollin'" | "Rickrollin'" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Hot Dog" | "Unclog (Drano's Hymn)" | YousoCrazy |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Rollin' | Lint Rollers | Travis |
| Hot Dog | Hot Dogs | M parody |
| Nookie | Sex Line | Isaac Hunt |
| Rollin' | Tires | paul roberts |
| Faith | Churches | VaginalJesusROCKZ |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Rollin' | Midas, Mineke, Or Car-X | Raditude |
| Nookie | Bill Clinton Presidential Library | meQal |
| Hot Dog | Celibacy Organization | The man |
| Break Stuff | A Repair Man | Deirdre |
| Take A Look Around | Opticians | tha g |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Get Some Chevelle | Nookie Limp Bizkit | Get Some Nookie WAHO! | Aaron |
| Last Caress The Misfits | Nookie Limp Bizkit | Last Nookie | a.d.i.d.a.s |
| A Place For My Head Linkin Park | Rollin' Limp Bizkit | A Place For My Rollin' Head Just wanting to make fun of LP and LB for a sec. | The Brunette |
| Good Times Finger Eleven | Nookie Limp Bizkit | Good Nookie Times | spitzkrieg |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Frankie Goes Limp
Frankie Goes To Hollywood combined with Limp Bizkit
Performance anxiety, perhaps?
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Jimmy Eats Bizkits
Jimmy Eat World combined with Limp Bizkit
Emo meets rap-rock?!?
Submitted By: Cat
The Limp Mamas And The Bizkit Papas
The Mamas And The Papas combined with Limp Bizkit
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Limp Biz Markit
Limp Bizkit combined with Biz Markie
Submitted By: Bob
There are additional Limp Bizkit Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Counterfeit"
Misheard Lyrics: Artificial minds seekin' all the nutrients
Original Lyrics: Artificial minds seekin' all the new trends
| "Shotgun"
Misheard Lyrics: Whatcha gonna do when you're sittin' all alone
And the F.B.I. swarm with the motherfuckin' sawed-off? Original Lyrics: Whatcha gonna do when you're sittin' all alone
In your empty-ass home with the motherfuckin' sawed-off? |
"Hot Dog"
Misheard Lyrics: You wanna fuck my little animals
Original Lyrics: You wanna fuck me like an animal
| "My Way"
Misheard Lyrics: My way in the highway
Original Lyrics: My way or the highway
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Getcha Groove On"
Misheard Lyrics: You don't wanna f*** with me today
'Cause a little southern sausage didn't go your way So try not to beat that thing today 'Cause I'm a real motherf***er from outer space. Original Lyrics: You don't wanna f*** with me today
'Cause a little somethin' somethin' didn't go your way So try not to be like that today 'Cause I'm a real motherf***er from 'round the way. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Missy Bass It isn't really a mishearing. More of a 'misrecollection', since I couldn't remember many of the songs on the corresponding album (thanks to unexpected boredom and inattentiveness halfway through). Due to the futuristic, space-style music, I thought my incorrect words would've been apt, portraying some sort of confrontation between an alien and an earthling over food at a restaurant. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Nookie"
Better Lyrics:
I did it all for a cookie
What!
A cookie
What!
So you can get some nookie
And get it in the, yeah!!
Get it in the, yeah!!
Get it in the, yeah!!
What!
A cookie
What!
So you can get some nookie
And get it in the, yeah!!
Get it in the, yeah!!
Get it in the, yeah!!
Original Lyrics:
I did it all for the nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Submitted by: Biz Limpkit
"Nookie"
Better Lyrics:
I did it all for the cookie, C'mon!
The cookie, C'mon!
So your can take that sometimes
And stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your
The cookie, C'mon!
So your can take that sometimes
And stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your
Original Lyrics:
I did it all for the nookie, C'mon!
The nookie, C'mon!
So your can take that cookie
And stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your
The nookie, C'mon!
So your can take that cookie
And stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your
Submitted by: Bill
"Nookie"
Better Lyrics:
I went and ate all the cookies. Oh no!
The cookies. Oh no!
And now I'm feelin' sickie
And I'm tossin' up my...Brrregh!
Tossin' up my...Brrregh!
Tossin' up my...Brrregh!
Tossin' up my
The cookies. Oh no!
And now I'm feelin' sickie
And I'm tossin' up my...Brrregh!
Tossin' up my...Brrregh!
Tossin' up my...Brrregh!
Tossin' up my
Original Lyrics:
I did it all for the nookie. C'mon!
The nookie. C'mon!
So your can take that cookie
And stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your
The nookie. C'mon!
So your can take that cookie
And stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your
Submitted by: rocker
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Just Like This"
The Funny Lyrics: it ain't fake when the girls get naked
Why They're Funny: yes it is
Submitted by: MWARRRRGGGGG
| "Livin' It Up"
The Funny Lyrics: This is dedicated to you Ben Stiller
You are my favorite motherf***** Why They're Funny: lol
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Take A Look Around"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Now I know why you wanna hate me
Now I know why you wanna hate me Now I know why you wanna hate me Cause hate is all the world's ever seen lately Why They're Repetitive: That isn't the reason I want to hate you. The reason is because you keep singing these lyrics over and over again
Submitted by: M parody
| "Behind Blue Eyes"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Discover l.i.m.p., say it [x4]
Why They're Repetitive: What the crap does this have to do with the song 'Behind Blue Eyes'? And why repeat it 4 times??
Submitted by: Mel Baggins
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"My Generation"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: We down low with the shock wave,
for all the ladies in the cave, to get your groove. Why They're Nonsensical: What the heck is he talking about? Fred must have really thought hard about that one.
Submitted by: Eric M.
| "Nookie"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I did it all for the nookie (come one)
the nookie (come on) so you can take that cookie and stick it up yer butt stick it up your butt Why They're Nonsensical: First of all, who is the nookie? Some kind of god? Is he referring to drugs (nookie maybe cocaine or marijuana), and secondly, why would someone wanna take a cookie and stick it up their butt???
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Full Nelson"
The Insincere Lyrics: You'll get knocked the f*** out!
'Cause your mouth's writin' checks that your *ss can't cash. Why They're Insincere: Does anyone remember the Disfunctional Family Picnic concert from about 3 and half years ago? Fred started talking trash non-stop about Creed frontman Scott Stapp and Stapp then challenged him to a boxing match (for charity), to which Fred chickened out saying 'I don't believe in violence.' Oh, yeah, what the hell was all that 'skin your *ss with a chainsaw' bull****? Hipocrisy at it's worst.
Submitted by: wadded beef
| "Take A Look Around"
The Insincere Lyrics: Follow me into a solo
Why They're Insincere: When was the last time you heard Limp Bizkit play a solo?
Submitted by: wadded beef
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Rolling"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Now I know ya'll be lovin' this shit right here
I.M.P. Bisket is right here Why They're Misrhymed: You can't rhyme 'Here' with 'Here'! They're the same flippin' word!
Submitted by: MetaKnight
| "Faith"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body
I know not everybody has got a body like me But I gotta think twice before I give my heart away And I know all the games you play, 'cause I play them, too Why They're Misrhymed: Okay, the original lyrics were 'not everybody has got a body like you'. So it would ryhme with 'too' in the last line. So why in God's name would Fred go and change it? The second line doesn't go as well with the first one either. So it was Fred's ego that ruined a perfectly acceptable lyric. P.S. I'm not a George Michael fan.
Submitted by: wadded beef
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Stuck"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: All I wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi, far from suicidal
Why They're Inappropriate: Not inappropriate at all... bob's post is exactly right... fred's giving props to suicidal tendencies, and their song 'institutionalized' in which the lyrics are... 'all I wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me!' artists do this all the time, no surprise here, except to the un-informed. peace
Submitted by: Joey
| "Nookie"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I did it all for the nookie
The nookie So you can take that cookie And stick it up yo (yeah) Why They're Inappropriate: Wait...rhyming aside, how does he get from talking about his girl to talking about a cookie? And is he telling his girl, his friends, or the listener to 'stick it'??
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"9 teen 90 nine"
The Dated Lyrics: Don't Stop! It's 1999!
Why They're Dated: No it's not.
Submitted by: wadded beef
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How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"Limp-bis-kit
Submitted by: Travis
Song Title Space Change:
"Shark At Tack" originally "Shark Attack"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Crush Ed" originally "Crushed"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Re-Arrang Ed " originally "Re-Arranged"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Songs That Are Banned:
"Hot Dog"
Release was restricted due to over 48 uses of the F word.
Submitted by: David
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Intro" Length: 1:18
1st track on "Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavoured Water".
Submitted by: A Stranger
Song Title Acrostics:
GAL: "Get a Life"
Submitted by: Garrison
ATE: "All That Easy"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
DAD: "Down Another Day"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Most hated band in the entire world"
Limp Bizkit really owned the world in 1999-2000, even though they were hated by everyone. The band started having differences with other bands and became enemies with Slipknot, Nine Inch Nails and Taproot. At first they were friends with white rapper Eminem, but they also became an object of his hate. In Chicago, the DJ Manlow hosted a radio show about Limp Bizkit's front man Fred Durst and how much he hated him. When Limp Bizkit played with Metallica on the Summer Sanitarium Tour, in Chicago, the people even threw shoes at them, hitting Fred Durst and causing the band to leave. Wes Borland, Limp Bizkit's ex-guitar, left the band due to serious differences with Fred Durst.
Submitted by: hypersk
Bad Ringtone Choices:
"Nobody Loves Me"
The Lyrics: Nobody loves me! Nobody cares! Nobody loves me! Nobody owes me a thing. Nobody loves me! Nobody cares! Nobody loves me! Maybe I'll go eat worms...
Why: This would be horrible to go off in an orphanage.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
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