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Limp Bizkit and Staind, Limp Bizcut, Limb BizkitMusic Jokes:
What do you call a gingerbread man with only one leg? Limp Bizkit Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Band Name Origins:
- They actually began as Holy Moses and the Red Sea Pedestrians (see Monty Python), the when hanging out and getting high one night, one of Fred's friends (later one of the group's roadies) said his brain felt like a limp biscuit because he was so stoned. They respelled it to Limp Bizcut before using the spelling that now infurates English teachers around the world. (I met the guys and actually asked them personally) On a side note, Fred DOES have a dog named Bizkit (she's an English Bulldog) but the dog was named after the band, not vice versa, as his other dogs are named Phoenix (a Pug) and Radar (male Englisg bulldog). Submitted by: Hedgehog
- Lana has it right, limp bizkit got their name from freds dog bizkit that he takes everywhere, his dog was injured and started to limp and they thought that it was the stupidest thing so they picked it as their name Submitted by: Yesm
Why the Name is Stupid:
- If your singer has the charisma of a not-so-tasty-looking, mass-produced and rather passive cookie, this is the name of choice for your band! Submitted by: Fred Smith
- That "Hey, let's spell it like it sounds!" thing is so over used, not to mention just plain annoying. And what exactly is a 'Bizkit' anyway? If that is reference to an erection-challenged penis, are they admitting to having that problem? I just don't get it! Submitted by: roxy
- Just read it! It sounds like they're trying to explain their E.D. problem in a subtle, inconspicuous way. NO band name, let alone any name, should have the word 'limp' in it. Can we say 'too much information'? Submitted by: Alan
- Think about it. A limp biscuit? What kind of band name is that?! Submitted by: Rebecca
Vain Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Take a Look Around" | "Limp Bizkit is rockin the set" - B1982 |
| "Rollin'" | "L.I.M.P. Bizkit is right here" is one of the lines in the song. - B1982 |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Take a Look Around" | "I know why you want to hate me". That quote should be the title of this song because it is the most repeated sentence in the song. The title of this song appears in the lyrics of another song by Limp Bizkit, called "My Generation". - B1982 |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Soggy Cookie | Limp = Soggy, and Bizkit (biscuit) = Cookie. | 2:49 AM |
| Limp Business | That's what they're doing | Your Mom |
| Limp Biscuit | Their music is like one... | Zombie Girl |
| Limp Triscuit | Ok its not that i dont like Limp Bizkit but i was with my friends once and we were eating Triscuits and she dropped one in her pop and it got soggy and it was like 4 AM and she goes "Look its a Limp Triscuit!" | Meagen |
| The Hot Dog Flavored Water Band | People may think that their new name sounds tastier! | Devin |
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Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Cookie" | "Nookie" | Anthony Slusher |
| "Full Monte" | "Full Nelson" | M parody |
| "Poopie" | "Nookie" | :E |
| "Lookie" | "Nookie" | alex |
| "Deranged" | "Rearranged" | Dantana |
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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "I'm So Angry" | "Break Stuff," Limp Bizkit | Lizzie |
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Nookie" | "C Is For Cookie" | Matthias |
| "Rollin'" | "Rickrollin'" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Behind Blue Eyes" | "Behind Huge Thighs" | Mattiotto "Tiddles" |
| "Hot Dog" | "Unclog (Drano's Hymn)" | YousoCrazy |
| "Rollin'" | "Duelin'" | Weasley |
| "Rollin" | "Posin" | Mr. Blonde |
| "Break Stuff" | "Kirby's Shortcake" | Airrider |
| "Behind Blue Eyes" | "Behind Bloo's Eyes" | Joel Martinez |
| "Behind Blue Eyes" | "Behind the Fat" | Matthew Travers |
| "Behind Blue Eyes" | "Behind the Fat" | Matthew Travers |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Rollin' | Lint Rollers | Travis |
| Hot Dog | Hot Dogs | M parody |
| Nookie | Sex Line | Isaac Hunt |
| Rollin' | Tires | paul roberts |
| Faith | Churches | VaginalJesusROCKZ |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Rollin' | Midas, Mineke, Or Car-X | Raditude |
| Nookie | Bill Clinton Presidential Library | meQal |
| Hot Dog | Celibacy Organization | The man |
| Break Stuff | A Repair Man | Deirdre |
| Take A Look Around | Opticians | tha g |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Behind These Hazel Eyes Kelly Clarkson | Behind Blue Eyes Limp Bizkit | Behind These Hazel Blue Eyes Is there such colour as hazel blue? | Natasha |
| Get Some Chevelle | Nookie Limp Bizkit | Get Some Nookie WAHO! | Aaron |
| Last Caress The Misfits | Nookie Limp Bizkit | Last Nookie | a.d.i.d.a.s |
| A Place For My Head Linkin Park | Rollin' Limp Bizkit | A Place For My Rollin' Head Just wanting to make fun of LP and LB for a sec. | The Brunette |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
There are additional Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Hotdog"
Misheard Lyrics: And I'll never go to breakfast anymore.
Original Lyrics: And I'll never go to Texas anymore.
| "Gimme The Mic"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm a crazy, crazy man with a crazy, crazy plan
To destroy every crazy-a** wannabe f-f***-up-fans, ha-ha. Original Lyrics: I'm a crazy, crazy man with a crazy, crazy plan
To destroy every crazy-a** wannabe b-b-b-bands, ha-ha. |
"Behind Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics: No one bites back his heart
On their rain girl. Original Lyrics: No one bites back as hard
On their anger. | "Behind Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics: The stubborn
Original Lyrics: Discover
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Getcha Groove On"
Misheard Lyrics: You don't wanna f*** with me today
'Cause a little southern sausage didn't go your way So try not to beat that thing today 'Cause I'm a real motherf***er from outer space. Original Lyrics: You don't wanna f*** with me today
'Cause a little somethin' somethin' didn't go your way So try not to be like that today 'Cause I'm a real motherf***er from 'round the way. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Missy Bass It isn't really a mishearing. More of a 'misrecollection', since I couldn't remember many of the songs on the corresponding album (thanks to unexpected boredom and inattentiveness halfway through). Due to the futuristic, space-style music, I thought my incorrect words would've been apt, portraying some sort of confrontation between an alien and an earthling over food at a restaurant. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
The cookie, C'mon!
So your can take that sometimes
And stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your
The nookie, C'mon!
So your can take that cookie
And stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your
The cookies. Oh no!
And now I'm feelin' sickie
And I'm tossin' up my...Brrregh!
Tossin' up my...Brrregh!
Tossin' up my...Brrregh!
Tossin' up my
The nookie. C'mon!
So your can take that cookie
And stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your...Yeah!
Stick it up your
Mullet Wannabes
Use your Roagine baby
Hair's short, now it's long
You have hair or your bald
Style it, Cut it, what's your new 'doo' now
Hairs gone, it fell out and your bald now
Fell out, fell out, what'cha gonna do now
Use rogaine,rogaine,rogaine,rogaine (what)
Use rogaine,rogaine,rogaine,rogaine (all right)
Use rogaine,rogaine,rogaine,rogaine (how)
Use rogaine,rogaine,rogaine,rogaine
Yeah, now I know y'all be loving this hair right here
B-A-L-D man is right here
People in the house throw your hands in the air
Cause if you got hair, then we don't care
Use it for a while, and watch your hair grow
Kepp on using it and your hair will stay, yo
So where the **** you at hair, Stay the **** up, Homie use this **** up
Use rogaine,rogaine,rogaine,rogaine (what)
Use rogaine,rogaine,rogaine,rogaine (all right)
Use rogaine,rogaine,rogaine,rogaine (how)
Use rogaine,rogaine,rogaine,rogaine
Keep on rollin' baby
You know what time it is
Chocolate starfish
Keep on rollin' baby
Move in, now move out
Hands up now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what ya gonna do now
Breathe in, now breathe out
Hands up now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what ya gonna do now
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (what)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (come on)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (yeah)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
Now I know y'all be lov'in this **** right here
L.I.M.P Bizkit is right here
People in the house put them hands in the air
Cause if you don't care, then we don't care
1, 2, 3, times two to the six
Jonesin' for your fix of that Limp Bizkit mix
So where the **** you at punk, shut the **** up
And back the **** up, while we **** this track up
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (what)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (come on)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (yeah)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
Funny Lyrics:
"Just Like This"
The Funny Lyrics: it ain't fake when the girls get naked
Why They're Funny: yes it is
Submitted by: MWARRRRGGGGG
| "Livin' It Up"
The Funny Lyrics: This is dedicated to you Ben Stiller
You are my favorite motherf***** Why They're Funny: lol
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"Take A Look Around"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Now I know why you wanna hate me
Now I know why you wanna hate me Now I know why you wanna hate me Cause hate is all the world's ever seen lately Why They're Repetitive: That isn't the reason I want to hate you. The reason is because you keep singing these lyrics over and over again
Submitted by: M parody
| "Behind Blue Eyes"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Discover l.i.m.p., say it [x4]
Why They're Repetitive: What the crap does this have to do with the song 'Behind Blue Eyes'? And why repeat it 4 times??
Submitted by: Mel Baggins
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Nookie"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I did it all for the nookie (come one)
the nookie (come on) so you can take that cookie and stick it up yer butt stick it up your butt Why They're Nonsensical: First of all, who is the nookie? Some kind of god? Is he referring to drugs (nookie maybe cocaine or marijuana), and secondly, why would someone wanna take a cookie and stick it up their butt???
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
| "Eat You Alive"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I'm sorry. So sorry (damn, you're so hot!!)
Your beauty is so vain (damn, you're so hot!!) Why They're Nonsensical: I think Fred is trying to be complimentary with this bit, judging by the main subject of the song, but it doesn't work in the slightest considering he's implying that her beauty's either useless or arrogant in some way (way to go, Fred!) Which, all in all doesn't make sense to begin with.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Insincere Lyrics:
"Full Nelson"
The Insincere Lyrics: You'll get knocked the f*** out!
'Cause your mouth's writin' checks that your *ss can't cash. Why They're Insincere: Does anyone remember the Disfunctional Family Picnic concert from about 3 and half years ago? Fred started talking trash non-stop about Creed frontman Scott Stapp and Stapp then challenged him to a boxing match (for charity), to which Fred chickened out saying 'I don't believe in violence.' Oh, yeah, what the hell was all that 'skin your *ss with a chainsaw' bull****? Hipocrisy at it's worst.
Submitted by: wadded beef
| "Take A Look Around"
The Insincere Lyrics: Follow me into a solo
Why They're Insincere: When was the last time you heard Limp Bizkit play a solo?
Submitted by: wadded beef
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"Rolling"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Now I know ya'll be lovin' this shit right here
I.M.P. Bisket is right here Why They're Misrhymed: You can't rhyme 'Here' with 'Here'! They're the same flippin' word!
Submitted by: MetaKnight
| "Faith"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body
I know not everybody has got a body like me But I gotta think twice before I give my heart away And I know all the games you play, 'cause I play them, too Why They're Misrhymed: Okay, the original lyrics were 'not everybody has got a body like you'. So it would ryhme with 'too' in the last line. So why in God's name would Fred go and change it? The second line doesn't go as well with the first one either. So it was Fred's ego that ruined a perfectly acceptable lyric. P.S. I'm not a George Michael fan.
Submitted by: wadded beef
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"Stuck"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: All I wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi, far from suicidal
Why They're Inappropriate: this is to the guy who thinks of the suicidal drink. this is incorrect as the lyric is a tribute to the suicidal tendencies. and no the second guy does not think too much, he just knows a lot and you thought too much and knew too little to come up with the drink thing
Submitted by: Xin
| ""Nookie""
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I did it all for the nookie The nookie So you can take that cookie And stick it up yo (yeah)
Why They're Inappropriate: Just to clarify, "nookie" isn't Fred's girl, it's sex. "Cookie" typically refers to a woman's vagina, and "stick it up yo (yeah)" is obviously penetration. Not exactly a cleverly veiled attempt at talking dirty. He's essentially saying: "I did it all to get laid So you can take that pussy And stick my dick up in it"
Submitted by: James C.
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Dated Lyrics:
"9 teen 90 nine"
The Dated Lyrics: Don't Stop! It's 1999!
Why They're Dated: No it's not.
Submitted by: wadded beef
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