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Song Parodies -> "Chubilicious"

Original Song Title:

"Bootylicious"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Chubilicious"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

This song was a tough one to perform, but I did record it as always I recorded it Hear Chubilicious for free
David Can You Handle This
Damian Can You Handle This
Johnny Can You Handle This
I don't think they can handle this

Belly Moved, Gained Three Pounds
Looking Flabby, Looks to Cry
Fattest Chic, Too Many Fries
Hey Hey, Forgot My Lines
Inspite of Me, They Lost Some Weight
There You Are, C'mon Baby
Don't You Wanna, Eat With Me
Can You Handle Extra Cheese

You Gotta Clear Your Stomach if You Gonna Dine With Me Tonight
We're Going Down to Ryan's if You Wanna Dine With Me Tonight
We Leave Tips Carefully Here Cause You See
Gotta Chow Down and Get My Calories
By The Look They Have Gone and Prepared for Me
Oh Look Now It's Time for A Cake Off

I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This
Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe

I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This
Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe

Kristy Can You Handle This
Tricia Can You Handle This
Lawrence Can You Handle This
I Don't Think They Can Handle This

I'm About to Finish Lunch
Hey Now, Going Strong
Feed My Lips, Chicken Fried
Got Some Chips, Got Some Pies
Looking Fatta, Smell Like Mint
The Body Marks are Permanent
Got Ice Cream, It's Chocolate Chip
Can You Handle, Handle This

I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This
Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe

I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This
Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe

Move Your Belly Up and Down
Damn That Belly Makes Us Frown
I Can't Help but Wonder Why
The House Shakes When I'm Walking Down the Hall

I Shake My Belly at Every Chance
I Whip All My Tots and Slip Into A Trance
I'm Hopeing You Can Handle All This Belly That I Have
Now Let's Cut A Cake While We Prepare To Bake

I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This
Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe

I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly
I Don't Think You're Ready for This
Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe
This one was a hard one, not easy at all. . .I hope you guys enjoy it. As always, all my songs are at My Soundclick.com Page.

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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Jack Wilson - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment
This freakin rules 5s
Yoidy - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Can't punch this chick's lunch! 555
AFW - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I think you handled this, pretty good
The Charnstar - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
HAHAHA! THAT WAS GREAT! 5-5-5! My kinda girl
Kristof Robertson - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
This Phat Boy enjoyed your parody. 555
Below Average Dave - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you very much everyone. . .this was one of my personal favorites to write too. . .I've got a lot of parodies to look at when I get back home from work today, this site is awesome.
Pappa Smurf - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I love this song and you know I always have from the first time when I helped with the background vocals

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