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Album cover parody of Survivor by Destiny\'s Child
Parody album cover
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Band Name Origins:

  • All the other stories aer wrong. Tina Knowles( Beyonce's mother was in the Bible.( I don't know for what reason.) But anywho she saw the word DESTINY and under it was CHILD. Destiny Child did not sound right so they said made Destiny a possesive noun. Hence the naem of the the 12 times platinum diva star super fine ass black gurl super sexy women group.............DESTINY'S CHILD~*^~*^~*^~*^ Submitted by: Fabian
  • There was a picture of the unnamed group in the Bible and on the page was the bolded word "Destiny". Because of their strong spirituality, they saw this as a sign from God and decided their band name should be Destiny. However, they realized that many bands in the past have had the name Destiny and thought their name should be a rebirth of Destiny, hence the name "Destiny's Child". Submitted by: Spice808

Stupid Band Names:

  • It may not be that big of a deal, but it's just so annoying that it's Destiny's Child, not Destiny's Children since there's three of them. I bet Beyonce likes to think of herself as the chid. Submitted by: Hitman

Better Off Solo?:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Beyonce""The most successful singer out of this threesome. Career started in 2002 or 2001." - Dongquan
"Beyonce""Ever since she gone solo, she became a diva, and she's been doing good without the band." - Sierra
"Beyonce""The sales of her solo albums speak for themselves." - shesoul

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Density's ChildDensity is an anagram of destiny.xyz
Beyonce's BandIt is better b/c Beyonce is always the lead singer and she THINKS she is the best singer in the group and she isnt.I think that Michelle or Kelly should have the lead vocals from now on:)!Jilly
De-nastyest ChildBecause the trio almost always dresses provocatively. oppenheim

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Say My Lame""Say My Name"The Mole
"See My Knee""Say My Name"Cotton Lorraine
"(ASDA) Provider""(I'm A) Survivor"nevergonnaknow
"Farting Women, Pt. 1""Independent Women, Pt. 1"Sarah
"ASDA Providers""Survivor"M!KEY

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Lose My Breath,"Then you'll die.Peter

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"People," Barbra Streisand"Independent Women," Destiny's Child
"Oh Babe, What Would You Say," Hurricane Smith"Say My Name," Destiny's Child
"Sharp Dressed Man," ZZ Top"Perfect Man," Destiny's Child
"Can I Do It?," Shor Patrol"No, No, No," Destiny's Child
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Independent Omen" originally "Independent Women"
Roy R. Pryor

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Weight Days Of Christmas" originally "Eight Days Of Christmas"
Hard time to watch one's weight
Kris Kringle Aguilera

Change a Letter:

"Bug A Boy" originally "Bug A Boo"
That wouldn't be nice!
Ashley Michelle McGowan
"Bug A Boa" originally "Bug A Boo"
Might not be a good idea
Ashley Michelle McGowan
"Love My Breath" originally "Lose My Breath"
It's minty fresh!
Rafeal De La Ghetto
"Right Days Of Christmas" originally "Eight Days Of Christmas"
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"Say My Game" originally "Say My Name"
Fred

Recordings:

Oct 3
a parody of "Say My Name" by Destiny's Child
A parody song about being hungry, set to the Destiny's Child classic "Say My Name". [some profanity]
YouTube: (YouTube)
Feb 16
a parody of "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child
A parody about fat pride. Funny how fat pride as gone main stream (All About That Bass, Anaconda (to an extent), ... heck Katy Perry even featured a full figured girl in her video for Firework. That said, this classic stands in a league of its own--for better or worse.
Sondclick: (mp3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Girl""Nerd"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Say My Name""Pick A Game"Luis Matias
"Apple Pie a la Mode""Stuck on a 2-Lane Road"Joe the Crazy Conch
"Bug a Boo""Weeaboo"Ten Second Braeden
"Lose My Breath""Let Me Catch My Breath"Nixon Lee
"Survivor""Just Like Macgyver"Nixon Lee
"Lose My Breath""Can't Move My Legs"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Survivor""I Want You, Tiger"Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)
"Bootylicious""Handlebars (Not The Flobots)"Agrimorfee
"Survivor""Slacker"Number K

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
My Time Has ComeFuneral HomerOrO
Nasty GirlCondomsM!KEY
BootyliciousHootersMike
SurvivorSurvivor (TV show on CBS)Freddie C.
SurvivorBoot CampAmy
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
SurvivorRichard HatchDJ Blaze
SurvivorSurvivorDongquan
Lose My BreathAsthma HotlineBoom2K
Say My NameAmnesia RehabThe_Raven7
Bills, Bills, BillsIRS Tax DepartmentJan
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
They Say
   Scars on Broadway
Say My Name
   Destiny's Child
They Say My Name
Charles
Thunder And Lightning
   Chi Coltrane
Bug A Boo
   Destiny's Child
Thunder And Lightning Bug A Boo
Ashley Michelle McGowan
Jane Says
   Jane's Addiction
Say My Name
   Destiny's Child
Jane Says My Name
John
88 Lines About 44 Women
   The Nails
Independent Women
   Destiny's Child
88 Lines About 44 Independent Women
Amanda
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Clandestiny's Child
Clandestine combined with Destiny's Child
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Alton McClain & Destiny's Child
Alton McClain & Destiny combined with Destiny's Child
Submitted By: Candy Welty
II Boyz Child
Destiny's Child combined with Boyz II Men
Submitted By: Pessimessed
Destiny's OutKast Child
Destiny's Child combined with OutKast
Submitted By: Rhonda Blankenship

There are additional Destiny's Child Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this journey
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
"Here Comes Penny Proud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Found me every single day and night
Original Lyrics:
Family every single day and night
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club is full of farmers and their crops are all grown
Original Lyrics:
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The park is full of police and the pack is full grown.
Original Lyrics:
The club is full of ballas and their pockets' full grown.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club is full of farmers and their crops are all grown
Original Lyrics:
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown

Story about this misheard lyric by: Emma Lynn

My sisters boyfriend was singing the song on day when it was on the radio and when it got to "The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown" he sang "The club is full of farmers and their crops are all grown."

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Soldier"
Better Lyrics:
Can't believe I fell down the stairway (stairway)
Must have turned my ankle the wrong way
Now I need a brace and some bengay
(And I'll elevate it when I go to sleep at night)
Original Lyrics:
We like dem boys up top from the BK (BK)
Know how to put that money three ways (Three ways)
Always ridin' big on the freeway (Freeway)
(Wit that east coast slang that us country girls be like)
Submitted by: Linus Pierce
"Say My Name"
Better Lyrics:
Shave my legs
Shave my legs
They're getting long and hairy
And very very scarey
Original Lyrics:
Say my name
say my name
If no one is around you
Then say baby I love you
Submitted by: -Unknown-
"Say My Name"
Better Lyrics:
its a shame its shame
yo man is actin shady
he can't perform baby
Original Lyrics:
say my name say my name
you actin kinda shady
Ain't calling me baby
Submitted by: Lilmama05
There are additional parody fragments available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Survivor"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm not gonna diss you on the internet.
My momma taught me better than that!
Why They're Funny:
Hm, the Internet? Excuse me, but aren't they stuck on an island in the context of this song?
Submitted by: Schadenfreudian Slip
"Survivor"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm not gonna diss you on the internet.
My momma taught me better than that!
Why They're Funny:
The whole thing is totally random it's funny!
Submitted by: Regina

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Say My Name"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Say my name
Why They're Repetitive:
Beyonce, Michelle, Kelly. Don't you get tired of listening to their names?
Submitted by: Amy
"Lose My Breath"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Can you keep up, baby boy
Make me lose my breath
Why They're Repetitive:
These just drone on and on in my head, especially by the end of the song! Whoever 'can't keep up' with these lyrics by now.
Submitted by: C20
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Survivor"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm a survivor
Why They're Nonsensical:
Ok, girls, right. Just tell my why the helicopter comes for your rescue at the end of the song if you're such an ass-kicking hard chick group?
Submitted by: Petra
"Bug-A-Boo"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Even if the pope said he liked you too
I don't really care cause you're a bugga boo.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Firstly, somehow I doubt severely this man the dc girls are lambasting would even have the chance to *get close to the Pope*, let alone get an opinion from him on whether he himself is a cool guy or not. Secondly, I guess nobody would care if he was liked by the Pope, so a 'duh!' is awarded to dc for such an insightful observation. Thirdly, was the songwriter playing with some kids in the playground while brainstorming these 'scathing' lyrics? I'm surprised the girls didn't chant 'nah-nah-nah-nah-nah' at the end of this! Talk about pathetic excuses for rhyming.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Cater 2 U"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Let me help you Take off your shoes
Untie your shoestrings Take off your cufflinks (yeah)
What ya wanna eat boo
Let me feed you
Let me run your bathwater
Whatever you desire...i'll aspire
Sing you a song, turn the game on
I'll brush your hair.. help you put your du-rag on
You want a foot rub
You want a manicure
Baby I'm yours I wanna cater 2 u boy
Why They're Insincere:
What happened to Independent Women?
Submitted by: Ruby
"Fancy"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I don't fancy you too much, child
I don't fancy you too much
You think you're cute, you think you're fine
You're always trying to steal my shine
Get off of me, don't mess with me
I won't say no names
Why They're Insincere:
Well, girls, after practically shouting out a basic 'screw you, we're so much better than you!' in this song to all those other members you've expelled from the group mercilessly and showing how much your heads have swelled in the process, you're correct indeed. You needn't say any names. Get over it. These girls are becoming more like a broken record each time I hear them
Submitted by: Devil Jones
There are additional insincere lyrics available.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Survivor"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I'm a survivor, I'm not gon' give up
I'm not gon' stop, I'm gon' work harder
Why They're Misrhymed:
Even if you just go 'orrrr' at the end of each of these words they still don't rhyme. Get an education Destinys child, or is it enough to just get your tits out??
Submitted by: roxy
"Mack"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
can you pay my bills
can you pay my automo bill
Why They're Misrhymed:
does this make any sense....
Submitted by: Ronisha
There are additional misrhymed lyrics available.

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Soldier"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I need a soldier - one who's gonna stand up for me
And only carry big things if you know what I mean
Why They're Inappropriate:
And this is how not to do innuendoes. No, ladies, I don't know what you mean - would you mind telling me? A cheap stab at trying to be risque and clever and doesn't work out, only sounding like a really tacky line that was thrown in for the sake of rhyming...which it didn't even do there.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
"Bootylicious"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I dont think you're ready for this jelly
Cause my body's too bootylicious for you
I shake my jelly at every chance and
I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have
Why They're Inappropriate:
Get off the weed girls! Belly Jelly is definitely not cool
Submitted by: the lyric smasher

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Survivor"
The Song Lyrics:
I'm a survivor (what)
I'm gonna make it (what)
I will survive (what)
Keep on survivin' (what)
Song They Mention:
"I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor
Submitted by: Cait Sith
 

Made Up Words in Songs:

"Bootylicious"
The Made Up Words:
bootylicious, vibealacious, H-town
Comments:
I don't think you ready for this
'Cause my body too bootylicious for you babe.
and
I can't help but wonder why (whoo!)
Is my vibe too vibealacious for you, babe
and
H-town goin' hard
Submitted by: Reggie Pillbox
"Bills, Bills, Bills"
The Made Up Words:
"automobills"
Comments:
One can deduce that these must be bills related to one's automobile. This has irritated me since the first time I heard it, and am now dismayed to find it has apparently caught on- there's even an automobills.net. Lord, help us.
Submitted by: audiophile

Song Title Space Change:

"In Dependent Women" originally "Independent Women"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Jump In, Jump In" originally "Jumpin', Jumpin'"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

Hind Disc Style Submitted by: Joy Stick
End His Cyst Lid Submitted by: Joy Stick
Slide Hind Cyst Submitted by: Joy Stick
Hid Cyst In Sled Submitted by: Joy Stick
Deny Schist Lid Submitted by: Joy Stick

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Beth On Guest" originally "Get On The Bus"
Submitted by: Emmy Kay Butanone
"Seth, Note Bug" originally "Get On The Bus"
Submitted by: Emmy Kay Butanone
"Guest On Beth" originally "Get On The Bus"
Submitted by: Emmy Kay Butanone
"Red Soil" originally "Soldier"
Ideal in warm, temperate, moist climates.
Submitted by: Alexis
"Red Silo" originally "Soldier"
Submitted by: Alexis

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Neigh My Same" originally "Say My Name"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Neigh My Same" originally "Say My Name"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"May Sigh Name" originally "Say My Name"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Chest O' Knees Dialed originally "Destiny's Child"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Day care or church center
Submitted by: shanice

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