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$Album cover parody of Survivor by Destiny\'s Child$

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Band Name Origins:

All the other stories aer wrong. Tina Knowles( Beyonce's mother was in the Bible.( I don't know for what reason.) But anywho she saw the word DESTINY and under it was CHILD. Destiny Child did not sound right so they said made Destiny a possesive noun. Hence the naem of the the 12 times platinum diva star super fine ass black gurl super sexy women group.............DESTINY'S CHILD~*^~*^~*^~*^ Submitted by: Fabian
There was a picture of the unnamed group in the Bible and on the page was the bolded word "Destiny". Because of their strong spirituality, they saw this as a sign from God and decided their band name should be Destiny. However, they realized that many bands in the past have had the name Destiny and thought their name should be a rebirth of Destiny, hence the name "Destiny's Child". Submitted by: Spice808

Why the Name is Stupid:

It may not be that big of a deal, but it's just so annoying that it's Detsiny's Child, not Destiny's Children since there's three of them. I bet Beyonce likes to think of herself as the chid. Submitted by: Hitman
They aren't the children of destiny and they kick people out of their group too often. And they have very annoying and repetitive songs. Submitted by: JeNNiE

Better Off Solo:

Name	New Career	Comments & Submitter Name
"Beyonce"	"The sales of her solo albums speak for themselves."	- shesoul

New Band Names:

New Name	Why It's Better	Submitter Name
Density's Child	Density is an anagram of destiny.	xyz
Beyonce's Band	It is better b/c Beyonce is always the lead singer and she THINKS she is the best singer in the group and she isnt.I think that Michelle or Kelly should have the lead vocals from now on:)!	Jilly
De-nastyest Child	Because the trio almost always dresses provocatively.	oppenheim

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"(ASDA) Provider"	"(I'm A) Survivor"	nevergonnaknow
"Farting Women, Pt. 1"	"Independent Women, Pt. 1"	Sarah
"ASDA Providers"	"Survivor"	M!KEY
"Sloppy Kisses"	"Bootylicious"	M!KEY
"Dangerously Explicit"	"Dangerously In Love"	BIG MCLARGE HUGE
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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name	Comments & Submittor Name
"What Would You Say?"	"Say My Name," Destiny's Child	Ferragamo
"Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely"	"No No No ," Destiny's Child	It seems like the appropriate response - Celeste
"Would I Lie To You?"	"No, No, No," Destiny's Child	Genevieve
"Will You Marry Me?"	"No, No, No," Destiny's Child	what Renee Z. should've told Kenny Chesney - Ramona B.
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Independent Omen" originally "Independent Women"

Roy R. Pryor

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Weight Days Of Christmas" originally "Eight Days Of Christmas"

Hard time to watch one's weight

Kris Kringle Aguilera

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Hasty Girl" originally "Nasty Girl"

Ingrid McCannless

"Tasty Girl" originally "Nasty Girl"

Ingrid McCannless

"Pasty Girl" originally "Nasty Girl"

Ingrid McCannless

"Fight Days Of Christmas" originally "Eight Days Of Christmas"

Kris Kringle Aguilera

Song Parody Recordings:

Feb 11 "Chubilicious" by Below Average Dave a parody of "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child

One of my 'classics', re-done with a better backing track. badave.com: (mp3) (Comments)

Nov 19 "Independent Turkeys Part Only" by Below Average Dave a parody of "Independent Women Part One" by Destiny's Child

A Thanksgiving parody of the Destiny's Child hit 'Independent Women' . . .Word of warning, I'm not Beyonce. Written as my first true holiday parody, a parody for Thanksgiving, though it may be the only Thanksgiving one I do, it won't likely be the last holiday parody in my life time. Special thanks to karaoke-version.com/en/ for licensing their permission to use their backing track. badave/com: (mp3) (Comments)

May 12 "Undependent Women" by Wolveroses a parody of "Independent Women" by Destinys Child

The title says it all angelfire: (mp3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Lose My Breath"	"Bigger Chest"	Below Average Dave
"Lose My Breath"	"New Job As Death"	Matthias
"Independent Women"	"Independent Turkeys"	Below Average Dave
"Independent Women Part I"	"Independent Cow & Pig"	Jamaal Thomas
"Bootylicious"	"Chubilicious"	Below Average Dave
"Lose My Breath"	"Driving Test"	Friz
"Cater 2 U"	"Get It Yourself"	M!KEY
"Lose My Breath"	"P.U. Your Breath"	I Want Santa Clause
"Lose My Breath"	"Catch My Breath"	I Want Santa Clause
"Survivor"	"Beyonce"	M!KEY
There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
My Time Has Come	Funeral Home	rOrO
Nasty Girl	Condoms	M!KEY
Bootylicious	Hooters	Mike
Survivor	Survivor (TV show on CBS)	Freddie C.
Survivor	Boot Camp	Amy
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Lose My Breath	Asthma Hotline	Boom2K
Say My Name	Amnesia Rehab	The_Raven7
Bills, Bills, Bills	IRS Tax Department	Jan
Get On The Bus	Bus Service	Marv
Bootylicious	Department of Correction	Deena
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Only Women Bleed Alice Cooper	Independent Women Destiny's Child	Only Independent Women Bleed	hybrid
We Are The Champions Queen	Bills, Bills, Bills Destiny's Child	The Bills Are The Champions Someday.....	John Hugar
867-5309/Jenny Tommy Tutone	Bills Bills Bills Destiny's Child	Jenny's Bills Bills Bills 867-5309 beyonce's phone is missing...jenny is just a scrub???	little john and the crazy boyz
No, No, No Destiny's Child	Bills, Bills, Bills Destiny's Child	No Bills, No Bills, No Bills I don't like them either!=)	edelpo
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

II Boyz Child

Destiny's Child combined with Boyz II Men

Submitted By: Pessimessed

Destiny's OutKast Child

Destiny's Child combined with OutKast

Submitted By: Rhonda Blankenship

Destiny's Jane Child

Destiny's Child combined with Jane Child

Submitted By: soul ii

Misheard Lyrics:

"Independent Women" Misheard Lyrics: Throw your hamsters at me. Original Lyrics: Throw your hands up at me.	"Independent Women" Misheard Lyrics: All the mamas raisin' llamas Original Lyrics: All the mommas who profit dollars
"Survivor" Misheard Lyrics: I'm a survivor like Keith from Survivor Original Lyrics: I'm a survivor the one survivor	"Bootylicious" Misheard Lyrics: It's time to watch Jerry and maybe Sally. Original Lyrics: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Jumpin, Jumpin"

Misheard Lyrics:

The club is full of Pakis
And their n****s f*** one.

Original Lyrics:

The club is full of ballas
And they pockets full grown.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Punjab Mc

In a car, I thought I heard my mother sing it.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Soldier"

Better Lyrics:

Can't believe I fell down the stairway (stairway)
Must have turned my ankle the wrong way
Now I need a brace and some bengay
(And I'll elevate it when I go to sleep at night)

Original Lyrics:

We like dem boys up top from the BK (BK)
Know how to put that money three ways (Three ways)
Always ridin' big on the freeway (Freeway)
(Wit that east coast slang that us country girls be like)

Submitted by: Linus Pierce

"Say My Name"

Better Lyrics:

Shave my legs
Shave my legs
They're getting long and hairy
And very very scarey

Original Lyrics:

Say my name
say my name
If no one is around you
Then say baby I love you

Submitted by: -Unknown-

"Say My Name"

Better Lyrics:

its a shame its shame
yo man is actin shady
he can't perform baby

Original Lyrics:

say my name say my name
you actin kinda shady
Ain't calling me baby

Submitted by: Lilmama05

There are additional parody fragments available.

Funny Lyrics:

"With Me" The Funny Lyrics: Do you ever wonder when he don't come home? who he goes to see? And why in the middle of the night he leaves you alone? He's with me! Why They're Funny: Tuttt, tutt, tutt. What is that i hear? Destiny's child stealing other womens men? And I thought they were church going ladies!! Submitted by: Express delivery!	"Survivor" The Funny Lyrics: im A survivor my butts on fire went to the docter and he was A lyer smaked him with A wire through him in the dryer ran him over with A tire and im still A survivor and A lyer..... to be continued Why They're Funny: we think this was funny and stupid at the same time...... U know like U !!!!! Submitted by: Lisette and Janeesa
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Say My Name" The Repetitive Lyrics: Say my name Why They're Repetitive: Beyonce, Michelle, Kelly. Don't you get tired of listening to their names? Submitted by: Amy	"Lose My Breath" The Repetitive Lyrics: Can you keep up, baby boy Make me lose my breath Why They're Repetitive: These just drone on and on in my head, especially by the end of the song! Whoever 'can't keep up' with these lyrics by now. Submitted by: C20
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Survivor"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

I'm a survivor

Why They're Nonsensical:

Ok, girls, right. Just tell my why the helicopter comes for your rescue at the end of the song if you're such an ass-kicking hard chick group?

Submitted by: Petra

"Bug-A-Boo"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

Even if the pope said he liked you too
I don't really care cause you're a bugga boo.

Why They're Nonsensical:

Firstly, somehow I doubt severely this man the dc girls are lambasting would even have the chance to *get close to the Pope*, let alone get an opinion from him on whether he himself is a cool guy or not. Secondly, I guess nobody would care if he was liked by the Pope, so a 'duh!' is awarded to dc for such an insightful observation. Thirdly, was the songwriter playing with some kids in the playground while brainstorming these 'scathing' lyrics? I'm surprised the girls didn't chant 'nah-nah-nah-nah-nah' at the end of this! Talk about pathetic excuses for rhyming.

Submitted by: Devil Jones

There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Lyrics:

"Cater 2 U"

The Insincere Lyrics:

Let me help you Take off your shoes
Untie your shoestrings Take off your cufflinks (yeah)
What ya wanna eat boo
Let me feed you
Let me run your bathwater
Whatever you desire...i'll aspire
Sing you a song, turn the game on
I'll brush your hair.. help you put your du-rag on
You want a foot rub
You want a manicure
Baby I'm yours I wanna cater 2 u boy

Why They're Insincere:

What happened to Independent Women?

Submitted by: Ruby

"Fancy"

The Insincere Lyrics:

I don't fancy you too much, child
I don't fancy you too much
You think you're cute, you think you're fine
You're always trying to steal my shine
Get off of me, don't mess with me
I won't say no names

Why They're Insincere:

Well, girls, after practically shouting out a basic 'screw you, we're so much better than you!' in this song to all those other members you've expelled from the group mercilessly and showing how much your heads have swelled in the process, you're correct indeed. You needn't say any names. Get over it. These girls are becoming more like a broken record each time I hear them

Submitted by: Devil Jones

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Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Survivor" The Misrhymed Lyrics: I'm a survivor, I'm not gon' give up I'm not gon' stop, I'm gon' work harder Why They're Misrhymed: Even if you just go 'orrrr' at the end of each of these words they still don't rhyme. Get an education Destinys child, or is it enough to just get your tits out?? Submitted by: roxy	"Mack" The Misrhymed Lyrics: can you pay my bills can you pay my automo bill Why They're Misrhymed: does this make any sense.... Submitted by: Ronisha
There are additional misrhymed lyrics available.

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Soldier"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

'.... carries big things if you know what i mean'

Why They're Inappropriate:

They have just called Army dudes that fight for their country !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by: Stevo

"Soldier"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

I need a soldier - one who's gonna stand up for me
And only carry big things if you know what I mean

Why They're Inappropriate:

And this is how not to do innuendoes. No, ladies, I don't know what you mean - would you mind telling me? A cheap stab at trying to be risque and clever and doesn't work out, only sounding like a really tacky line that was thrown in for the sake of rhyming...which it didn't even do there.

Submitted by: Devil Jones

There are additional inappropriate lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Survivor"

The Song Lyrics:

I'm a survivor (what)
I'm gonna make it (what)
I will survive (what)
Keep on survivin' (what)

Song They Mention:

"I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor

Submitted by: Cait Sith

Made Up Words in Songs:

"Bills, Bills, Bills"

The Made Up Words:

"automobills"

Comments:

One can deduce that these must be bills related to one's automobile. This has irritated me since the first time I heard it, and am now dismayed to find it has apparently caught on- there's even an automobills.net. Lord, help us.

Submitted by: audiophile