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Band Name Origins:

All the other stories aer wrong. Tina Knowles( Beyonce's mother was in the Bible.( I don't know for what reason.) But anywho she saw the word DESTINY and under it was CHILD. Destiny Child did not sound right so they said made Destiny a possesive noun. Hence the naem of the the 12 times platinum diva star super fine ass black gurl super sexy women group.............DESTINY'S CHILD~*^~*^~*^~*^ Submitted by: Fabian
There was a picture of the unnamed group in the Bible and on the page was the bolded word "Destiny". Because of their strong spirituality, they saw this as a sign from God and decided their band name should be Destiny. However, they realized that many bands in the past have had the name Destiny and thought their name should be a rebirth of Destiny, hence the name "Destiny's Child". Submitted by: Spice808

Stupid Band Names:

It may not be that big of a deal, but it's just so annoying that it's Destiny's Child, not Destiny's Children since there's three of them. I bet Beyonce likes to think of herself as the chid. Submitted by: Hitman

Better Off Solo?:

Name	New Career	Comments & Submitter Name
"Beyonce"	"The most successful singer out of this threesome. Career started in 2002 or 2001."	- Dongquan
"Beyonce"	"Ever since she gone solo, she became a diva, and she's been doing good without the band."	- Sierra
"Beyonce"	"The sales of her solo albums speak for themselves."	- shesoul

New Band Names:

New Name	Why It's Better	Submitter Name
Density's Child	Density is an anagram of destiny.	xyz
Beyonce's Band	It is better b/c Beyonce is always the lead singer and she THINKS she is the best singer in the group and she isnt.I think that Michelle or Kelly should have the lead vocals from now on:)!	Jilly
De-nastyest Child	Because the trio almost always dresses provocatively.	oppenheim

New Song Names:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"(ASDA) Provider"	"(I'm A) Survivor"	nevergonnaknow
"Farting Women, Pt. 1"	"Independent Women, Pt. 1"	Sarah
"ASDA Providers"	"Survivor"	M!KEY
"Sloppy Kisses"	"Bootylicious"	M!KEY
"Dangerously Explicit"	"Dangerously In Love"	BIG MCLARGE HUGE
There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Lose My Breath,"	Then you'll die.	Peter

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"Reality Show," T-Pain	"Survivor," Destiny's Child
"Yes Or No?," Go-Go's	"No, No, No," Destiny's Child
"Eat Your Dog," Bad Religion	"No, No, No," Destiny's Child
"I Will Survive," Gloria Gaynor	"Survivor," Destiny's Child
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Independent Omen" originally "Independent Women"

Roy R. Pryor

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Weight Days Of Christmas" originally "Eight Days Of Christmas"

Hard time to watch one's weight

Kris Kringle Aguilera

Change a Letter:

"Love My Breath" originally "Lose My Breath"

It's minty fresh!

Rafeal De La Ghetto

"Right Days Of Christmas" originally "Eight Days Of Christmas"

Kris Kringle Aguilera

"Say My Game" originally "Say My Name"

Fred

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Bug a Boo"	"Weeaboo"	Ten Second Braeden
"Lose My Breath"	"Let Me Catch My Breath"	Nixon Lee
"Survivor"	"Just Like Macgyver"	Nixon Lee
"Lose My Breath"	"Can't Move My Legs"	the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Survivor"	"I Want You, Tiger"	Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)
"Bootylicious"	"Handlebars (Not The Flobots)"	Agrimorfee
"Survivor"	"Slacker"	Number K
"Lose My Breath"	"Bigger Chest"	Below Average Dave
"Lose My Breath"	"New Job As Death"	Matthias
"Independent Women"	"Independent Turkeys"	Below Average Dave
There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
My Time Has Come	Funeral Home	rOrO
Nasty Girl	Condoms	M!KEY
Bootylicious	Hooters	Mike
Survivor	Survivor (TV show on CBS)	Freddie C.
Survivor	Boot Camp	Amy
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Survivor	Richard Hatch	DJ Blaze
Survivor	Survivor	Dongquan
Lose My Breath	Asthma Hotline	Boom2K
Say My Name	Amnesia Rehab	The_Raven7
Bills, Bills, Bills	IRS Tax Department	Jan
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Jane Says Jane's Addiction	Say My Name Destiny's Child	Jane Says My Name	John
88 Lines About 44 Women The Nails	Independent Women Destiny's Child	88 Lines About 44 Independent Women	Amanda
Never Again Kelly Clarkson	Say My Name Destiny's Child	Never Again Say My Name OK, if that's how you feel. What a grouch!	Edward
Only Women Bleed Alice Cooper	Independent Women Destiny's Child	Only Independent Women Bleed	hybrid
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Clandestiny's Child

Clandestine combined with Destiny's Child

Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners

Alton McClain & Destiny's Child

Alton McClain & Destiny combined with Destiny's Child

Submitted By: Candy Welty

II Boyz Child

Destiny's Child combined with Boyz II Men

Submitted By: Pessimessed

Destiny's OutKast Child

Destiny's Child combined with OutKast

Submitted By: Rhonda Blankenship

There are additional Destiny's Child Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Survivor" Misheard Lyrics: I'm not going to compoimise my cuisianity. Original Lyrics: I'm not going to compromise my Christianity.	"Jumpin, Jumpin" Misheard Lyrics: The club is fulla farmers and they pack a lotta rum. Original Lyrics: The club is full of ballas And they pockets full grown.
"Bootylicious" Misheard Lyrics: I don't think you're ready for this Jeddy Original Lyrics: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.	"Jumpin' Jumpin'" Misheard Lyrics: The club is full of ballas and their pockets full of bones Original Lyrics: The club is full of ballas and their pockets full grown
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"All the Single Ladies"

Misheard Lyrics:

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
Don't be mad if you think I spilled beer on it.

Original Lyrics:

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that *he* want it

Story about this misheard lyric by: A-man

Hate this damn song and it would play at least 3 times an hour where I USED to work. I couldn't take it anymore. It sounds like she says something about getting beer on something. It just does.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Soldier"

Better Lyrics:

Can't believe I fell down the stairway (stairway)
Must have turned my ankle the wrong way
Now I need a brace and some bengay
(And I'll elevate it when I go to sleep at night)

Original Lyrics:

We like dem boys up top from the BK (BK)
Know how to put that money three ways (Three ways)
Always ridin' big on the freeway (Freeway)
(Wit that east coast slang that us country girls be like)

Submitted by: Linus Pierce

"Say My Name"

Better Lyrics:

Shave my legs
Shave my legs
They're getting long and hairy
And very very scarey

Original Lyrics:

Say my name
say my name
If no one is around you
Then say baby I love you

Submitted by: -Unknown-

"Say My Name"

Better Lyrics:

its a shame its shame
yo man is actin shady
he can't perform baby

Original Lyrics:

say my name say my name
you actin kinda shady
Ain't calling me baby

Submitted by: Lilmama05

There are additional parody fragments available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Survivor" The Funny Lyrics: I'm not gonna diss you on the internet. My momma taught me better than that! Why They're Funny: Hm, the Internet? Excuse me, but aren't they stuck on an island in the context of this song? Submitted by: Schadenfreudian Slip	"With Me" The Funny Lyrics: Do you ever wonder when he don't come home? who he goes to see? And why in the middle of the night he leaves you alone? He's with me! Why They're Funny: Tuttt, tutt, tutt. What is that i hear? Destiny's child stealing other womens men? And I thought they were church going ladies!! Submitted by: Express delivery!
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Say My Name" The Repetitive Lyrics: Say my name Why They're Repetitive: Beyonce, Michelle, Kelly. Don't you get tired of listening to their names? Submitted by: Amy	"Lose My Breath" The Repetitive Lyrics: Can you keep up, baby boy Make me lose my breath Why They're Repetitive: These just drone on and on in my head, especially by the end of the song! Whoever 'can't keep up' with these lyrics by now. Submitted by: C20
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Survivor"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

I'm a survivor

Why They're Nonsensical:

Ok, girls, right. Just tell my why the helicopter comes for your rescue at the end of the song if you're such an ass-kicking hard chick group?

Submitted by: Petra

"Bug-A-Boo"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

Even if the pope said he liked you too
I don't really care cause you're a bugga boo.

Why They're Nonsensical:

Firstly, somehow I doubt severely this man the dc girls are lambasting would even have the chance to *get close to the Pope*, let alone get an opinion from him on whether he himself is a cool guy or not. Secondly, I guess nobody would care if he was liked by the Pope, so a 'duh!' is awarded to dc for such an insightful observation. Thirdly, was the songwriter playing with some kids in the playground while brainstorming these 'scathing' lyrics? I'm surprised the girls didn't chant 'nah-nah-nah-nah-nah' at the end of this! Talk about pathetic excuses for rhyming.

Submitted by: Devil Jones

There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Cater 2 U"

The Insincere Lyrics:

Let me help you Take off your shoes
Untie your shoestrings Take off your cufflinks (yeah)
What ya wanna eat boo
Let me feed you
Let me run your bathwater
Whatever you desire...i'll aspire
Sing you a song, turn the game on
I'll brush your hair.. help you put your du-rag on
You want a foot rub
You want a manicure
Baby I'm yours I wanna cater 2 u boy

Why They're Insincere:

What happened to Independent Women?

Submitted by: Ruby

"Fancy"

The Insincere Lyrics:

I don't fancy you too much, child
I don't fancy you too much
You think you're cute, you think you're fine
You're always trying to steal my shine
Get off of me, don't mess with me
I won't say no names

Why They're Insincere:

Well, girls, after practically shouting out a basic 'screw you, we're so much better than you!' in this song to all those other members you've expelled from the group mercilessly and showing how much your heads have swelled in the process, you're correct indeed. You needn't say any names. Get over it. These girls are becoming more like a broken record each time I hear them

Submitted by: Devil Jones

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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Survivor" The Misrhymed Lyrics: I'm a survivor, I'm not gon' give up I'm not gon' stop, I'm gon' work harder Why They're Misrhymed: Even if you just go 'orrrr' at the end of each of these words they still don't rhyme. Get an education Destinys child, or is it enough to just get your tits out?? Submitted by: roxy	"Mack" The Misrhymed Lyrics: can you pay my bills can you pay my automo bill Why They're Misrhymed: does this make any sense.... Submitted by: Ronisha
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Soldier"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

'.... carries big things if you know what i mean'

Why They're Inappropriate:

They have just called Army dudes that fight for their country !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by: Stevo

"Soldier"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

I need a soldier - one who's gonna stand up for me
And only carry big things if you know what I mean

Why They're Inappropriate:

And this is how not to do innuendoes. No, ladies, I don't know what you mean - would you mind telling me? A cheap stab at trying to be risque and clever and doesn't work out, only sounding like a really tacky line that was thrown in for the sake of rhyming...which it didn't even do there.

Submitted by: Devil Jones

There are additional inappropriate lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Survivor"

The Song Lyrics:

I'm a survivor (what)
I'm gonna make it (what)
I will survive (what)
Keep on survivin' (what)

Song They Mention:

"I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor

Submitted by: Cait Sith

Made Up Words in Songs:

"Bills, Bills, Bills"

The Made Up Words:

"automobills"

Comments:

One can deduce that these must be bills related to one's automobile. This has irritated me since the first time I heard it, and am now dismayed to find it has apparently caught on- there's even an automobills.net. Lord, help us.

Submitted by: audiophile