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"8 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't it feel like Christmas (it feel lonely)?
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't it feel like Christmas (it feel lovely)?
"8 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the 6 day of Christmas, my baby gave to me
4 diamond rings and a mini magazine.
Original Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A cropped jacket with dirty denim jeans.
"8 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A crotch eye git and some dirty denim jeans.
or
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A clk mracades with some dirty denim jeans.
Original Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A Prada jacket with some dirty denim jeans.
"8 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me,
a crop jacket with dirty denim jeans
or
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me,
A Prada jacket with some dirty denim jeans
or
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me,
A Prada jacket with some dirty denim jeans
Original Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me,
A crotch eye git and some dirty denim jeans
I have no idea what a "crotch eye git" is, but it's listed this way on all the lyrics websites.
"8 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A crotch eye git and some dirty denim jeans.
Original Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A Prada jacket with some dirty denim jeans.
"8 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A crotch eye git and some dirty denim jeans.
Original Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A Prada jacket with some dirty denim jeans.
"8 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas, my baby gave to me
A crotch eye git and dirty denim jeans.
Original Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas, my baby gave to me
A crop jacket with dirty denim jeans.
"8 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas, my baby gave to me
A crop jacket with dirty denim jeans.
Original Lyrics:
On the 6th day of Christmas, my baby gave to me
A Prada jacket with some dirty denim jeans.
"8 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the sixth day of Christmas, my baby gave me
Three different STDs.
Original Lyrics:
On the 6th day of christmas my baby gave to me
A Prada jacket with some dirty denim jeans.
"Bills Bills Bills"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then you lose myself, oh.
Original Lyrics:
And then you use my cellphone.
"Bills, Bills, Bills"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then you lose my cellphone.
Original Lyrics:
And then you use my cellphone.
"Bills, Bills, Bills"
Misheard Lyrics:
At first, we started out a crew.
Original Lyrics:
At first, we started out real cool.
"Bills, Bills, Bills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you cure the baby with the chills?
Original Lyrics:
If you did, then maybe we could chill.
"Bills, Bills, Bills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know where none of these calls come from
When your moneys done you steal more than once.
or
Don't know where none of these calls come from
When your mom is on this bill more than once. or
Don't know where none of these calls come from
You're momma's number is more than one.
Original Lyrics:
Don't know where none of these calls come from
And your mama's number's here more than once.
"Bills, Bills, Bills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know where none of these calls come from
Yet you dialed these numbers here more than once.
Original Lyrics:
Don't know where none of these calls come from
And your mama's number's here more than once.
"Bills, Bills, Bills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby then maybe we can chill
or
You made me chills
or
You made me chills
Original Lyrics:
If you did then maybe we could chill
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you ready to poke this body?
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you ready to poke this body?
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad move, sleep around
Looking sexy, lookin fine
Original Lyrics:
Better move, cuz we've arrived
Looking sexy, looking fly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad move, we sleep around
Lookin, sexin, getting high
Better check check this out DJ,
Gemini Spiderman with ten things
Original Lyrics:
Better move, cuz we've arrived
Looking sexy, looking fly
Baddest chick, check this out DJ,
jam tonight Spotted me a tender thing
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Breathe my hips, spank my thighs
Spread my hair and spread my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Lead my hips, slap my thighs
Swing my hair, square my eyes.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the looks I got you s*** f***ers scared of me.
Original Lyrics:
By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
DJ, Gemini,
Spiderman it's anything
Original Lyrics:
DJ, jam tonight
Spotted me a tender thang
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
DJ, Gemini
In spite of me a tender thing.
Original Lyrics:
DJ, jam tonight
Spotted me a tender thang.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dj spin that line
Spiderman attend that thing.
Original Lyrics:
DJ, jam tonight
Spotted me a tender thang.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fiancé, Can you handle tits?
Original Lyrics:
Beyoncé, Can you handle this?
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Groovin' like Robin Hood
Original Lyrics:
Grooving like I'm from the 'hood
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think I've ever felt this good,
I don't think I've ever felt this good,
I don't think I've ever felt this good,
'Cause my body's too Bootylicious, baby
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly,
I don't think you're ready for this jelly,
I don't think you're ready for this jelly,
'Cause my body's too Bootylicious, baby
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think he's ready, are you ready?
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think ready, your b***s is hairy.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you can get this jelly.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you ready
Don't eat my jelly
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you ready
For this Jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you ready for this bell end
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you ready for this journey
or
I don't think you're ready for this journey.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you ready, but just jealous
Original Lyrics:
I don't think your ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you'll ever pump this jam.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready 'coz you're jealous.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready Otis Reading
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready bump and steady
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready fo-she-dely.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for 6:30
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for Destiny.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for dest-tin-ny.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for fish jelly.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for fish-jelly.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think your ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for fizz jelly
I don't think you're ready for fizz jelly
I don't think you're ready for fizz jelly
'Cause my bodies do Hooterlicious, baby.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
'Cause my body's too bootylicious, baby.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for pasghetti.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for pasketti.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for spaghetti.
or
I don't think you're ready, pump this jelly.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for spaghetti.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for spaghetti.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for spaghetti.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for spaghetti.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for spaghetti
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this Jell-O
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this belly.
or
I don't think you ready for this, Eddie.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this belly.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this challenge
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this cheddar
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this girly
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this journey
'Cause I'm too bootylicious for you, baby.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
'Cause my body's too bootylicious, baby.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this journey
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this spaghetti
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this telly.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this yet
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this yhetie.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this, really
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready not just yet
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready to bump this jelly.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready to bump this jelly
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready to f*** this jelly,
I don't think you're ready to f*** this jelly,
I don't think you're ready to f*** this,
'Cuz Bobbie's too bootylicious, Boya babe
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly,
I don't think you're ready for this jelly,
I don't think you're ready for this,
'Cuz my body's too bootylicious for ya, babe
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready to f*** this jelly.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready to f*ck this jelly
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready to pop my cherry
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready to pop this cherry.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready to pop this cherry
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready to pump this jelly.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready, bop this daddy
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready, for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this cherry
or
I don't think you're ready, boss is scary
or
I don't think you're ready, boss is scary
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready, bumfish jelly.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready, don't talk to spaghetti.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready, eat this spaghetti.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready, f*** this Freddy.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready, punks just jealous.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready, you're just jealous
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you've ever been this jealous.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you've ever been this jealous.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think your ready for fish jelly.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think your ready for my spaghetti.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think your ready for pasketti
or
Hi, Kayla and Brianne and Nikki
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think your ready for spaghetti
Original Lyrics:
I don'T think you ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think your ready for spaghetti
Original Lyrics:
I don't think your ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think your ready for this Nelly
Original Lyrics:
I don't think your ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think your ready for this, Yeti.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think your ready pump this jelly
I don't think your ready pump this jelly
I don't think your ready pump this jelly
'Cause my body's to bootylicious, baby.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
'Cause my body's too bootylicious, baby.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think your ready to pop my cherry.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think your'e ready for this Jello
Original Lyrics:
I don't think your'e ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think your'e ready for this spaghetti
Original Lyrics:
I don't think your'e ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think youre ready for fish jelly.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think youre ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think ypur're ready, f*** my belly.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dont think you read it Post this jetty
Original Lyrics:
I don't think your ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dont think you ready for spagehtti
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dont think you're ready for spaghetti
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dont think your ready, just forget it.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dont think your ready, your just jealous
Original Lyrics:
I dont think your ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shake my jelly at every chance when I whip with my hips you slipped into my pants.
Original Lyrics:
I shake my jelly at every chance when I whipped with my hips you slipped into a trance.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shave my wellies at every chance
When I broke my hip I sliped into a trance
Original Lyrics:
I shake my jelly at every chance
When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think you're ready for this jelly
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have,
now let's cut a rug while we scare some Japs
Original Lyrics:
I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have,
now let's cut a rug while we scat some Jazz
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like it juicy
Original Lyrics:
If you like what you see
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
In spit of me, David Blaine
Original Lyrics:
In spite of me, it's anything
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time to watch Jerry and maybe Sally.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's cut a rug
While we spread some jam.
Original Lyrics:
Now let's cut a rug
While we scat some jazz.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make your boobies touch the ground
Original Lyrics:
Make your booties touch the ground
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make your booty up
and brown stick your booty in the ground
Original Lyrics:
Shake your booty up
and down make your booty touch the ground
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bodies too bootylicious for ya babe.
Original Lyrics:
My body is bootylicious for you babe
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
My body is bootylicious, oy vay
Original Lyrics:
My body is bootylicious for you babe
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
My body is doing the dishes for ya, babe
Original Lyrics:
My body's too bootylicious for ya babe
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
My body, so boobylicious.
Original Lyrics:
My body, so bootylicious.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now let's cuddle up
Original Lyrics:
Now let's cut a rug
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now let's cut a rug while we get some gas
Original Lyrics:
Now let's cut a rug while we scat some jazz
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Proven liar from the 'hood
Original Lyrics:
Grooving like I'm from the 'hood
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Read my lips carefully ff you like 'em juicy
Original Lyrics:
Read my lips carefully if you like what you see
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Read my lips carefully if you like 'em juicy
Original Lyrics:
Read my lips carefully if you like what you see
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Read my lips carefully if you like it juicy
Original Lyrics:
Read my lips carefully if you like what you see
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Read my lips carefully
If you like da juicy.
Original Lyrics:
Read my lips carefully
If you like what you see.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spider Man attend the plane.
Original Lyrics:
Spotted me a tender thing.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spite of me, do your thing
or
Spider me, tinny thing
or
Spider me, tinny thing
Original Lyrics:
Spotted me a tender thing
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spider-man
Original Lyrics:
Spotted me
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spiderman feel the flame
Original Lyrics:
Spotted me a tender thang
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spiderman, Timothy!
There you are, come on baby
Original Lyrics:
In spite of me, tender thing!
There you are, come on baby
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spiderman
Original Lyrics:
Spotted me
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't think you're ready, f*** this shetty.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I wiggle my hips
you slip and do a dance
Original Lyrics:
When I whip with my hips
you slip into a trance
"Bootylicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta work your Geoffrey
Original Lyrics:
You gotta work your jelly
"Bug A Boo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna break my knee so I can't move.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna break my lease so I can move.
"Bug A Boo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna break my knee so I can't move.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna break my lease so I can move.
"Bug-A-Boo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break my knees so I can't move
Original Lyrics:
Break my lease so I can move
"Bug-a-Boo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob-aloo
Original Lyrics:
Bug-aboo
I thought they said "Bobaloo". You know, like Ricky Ricardo.
"Bug-a-Boo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break my knees so I can't move,
Original Lyrics:
Break my lease so I can move,
"Bug-a-Boo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell MCI to cut the phone booth.
Original Lyrics:
Tell MCI to cut the phone poles.
"Bug-a-Boo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell MCI to cut the phone cord
Break my knees so I can't move
'Cause you a bug a boo, a bug a boo
Original Lyrics:
Tell MCI to cut the phone poles
Break my lease so I can move
'Cause you a bug a boo, a bug a boo
"Bug-a-Boo"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me wanna throw my picture out the window.
Original Lyrics:
You make me wanna throw my pager out the window.
"Bug-a-boo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break my move so I can groove.
Original Lyrics:
Break my lease, so I can move.
"Bugaboo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break my legs so I can't move.
Original Lyrics:
Break my lease so I can move.
"Bugaboo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break my legs, so I can't move
Original Lyrics:
Break my lease, so I can move
"Bugaboo"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me wanna through your head up out the window.
or
You make me wanna through your picture out the window.
Original Lyrics:
You make me wanna throw my pager out the window.
"Cater 2 U"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna eat poo.
Original Lyrics:
What you wanna eat, boo?
"Emotions"
Misheard Lyrics:
A marrigal sign,
Upon of all the things you are
Original Lyrics:
I'm there at your side,
I'm part of all the things you are
"Emotions"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody left in this world to kick me, goodnight
Original Lyrics:
Nobody left in this world to kiss goodnight
"Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
And who is the one you're cleaning to
Instead of me to mine?
Original Lyrics:
And who is the one you're clinging to
Instead of me tonight?
"Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
And who is the one you're flinging poo tonight?
Original Lyrics:
And who is the one you're clinging to tonight?
"Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just the ocean taking me over.
Original Lyrics:
It's just emotions taking me over.
"Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tears on my pillow, just like a marshmallow.
Original Lyrics:
Tears on my pillow, wherever you go.
"Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tied up in sorrow, lost in my pillow.
Original Lyrics:
Tied up in sorrow, lost in my soul.
"Fancy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a lion and a cheetah.
Original Lyrics:
You's a liar and a cheater.
"Happy Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a deep breath, up my a**
Feel the love and give a smile.
Original Lyrics:
I take a deep breath, close my eyes
Feel the love and give a smile.
"Happy Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living in Naples and breeding a grapefruit
To put on my happy face.
Original Lyrics:
I'm living, I'm able, I'm breathing, I'm grateful
To put on my happy face.
"Happy Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living, I'm able, I'm really ungrateful.
Original Lyrics:
I'm living, I'm able, I'm breathing, I'm grateful.
"Hey Ladies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got me running 'round my kitchen looking for tenderonis.
Original Lyrics:
Been runnin' round here wit' this little tenderoni.
"Independant Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you women sick of swimmin'
throw your hands up at me
Original Lyrics:
All the women who independent
throw your hands up at me
"Independant Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you women who are independant throw your hands at Batman
Original Lyrics:
All you women who are independant throw your hands up at me
"Independant Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl I didn't know your cookie down like that
Original Lyrics:
Girl I din't know you could get down like that
"Independant Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one else takes care of me
Charlie's Angels (come on)
Original Lyrics:
No one else can scare me
Charlies Angels (come on)
"Independant Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet are Prada
Original Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet, I bought them
"Independant Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your hands fat man
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me
"Independant Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your hands up Batman
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me
"Independant Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yo Yo is a bad man
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me
"Independant Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the mommas who rock the dollars
Original Lyrics:
All the mommas who profit dollars
"Independant Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women need a penny.
Original Lyrics:
All the women, independant.
"Independant Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
The house I live in. I farted
Original Lyrics:
The house I live in. I bought it
"Independant Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your hands up Batman
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me
"Independant Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your hands up that way.
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me.
"Independent Woman, Pt. 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the ladies, on da payment
Throw your panties at me!
Original Lyrics:
All the ladies, who are independent
Hold your hands up at me.
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alf Garnett
Original Lyrics:
I bought it.
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the babies who really hurt me
or
All the babies who really touch me
or
All the babies who really feel me
Original Lyrics:
All the ladies who truly feel me
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the mommas with crusty dollars
Original Lyrics:
All the mommas who profit dollars
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women in the building throw your axe up at me
Original Lyrics:
All the women independent throw your hands up at me
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women in the pig-pen
Throw your hams at Batman.
Original Lyrics:
All the women who are independent
Throw your hands up at me.
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women independent
Show your independence
All the honeys make your money
Show your independence
All the mommas, rock your fellas
Show your independence
All the ladies truly femme
Show your independent
Original Lyrics:
All the women who are independent
Throw your hands up at me
All the honeys who makin' money
Throw your hands up at me
All the mommas who profit dollas
Throw your hands up at me
All the ladies who truly feel me
Throw your hands up at me
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women who are independent,
All you hens are family
Original Lyrics:
All the women who are independent,
Throw your hands up at me
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women who independent
Throw your hands up, Batman!!
Original Lyrics:
All the women who are independent
Throw your hands up at me.
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women, independent,
throw your tampons at me
Original Lyrics:
All the women, independent,
throw your hands up at me.
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women, independent
Throw your hands off that man.
Original Lyrics:
All the women, independent
Throw your hands up at me.
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women, on da pension, got no shoes on my feet
Original Lyrics:
All the women, Independent, throw your hands up at me
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Charlie is the fat man.
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me.
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I farted!
Original Lyrics:
I bought it!
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I farted
Original Lyrics:
I bought it
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I party
Original Lyrics:
I bought it
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one else takes care of me.
Original Lyrics:
No one else can scare me.
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
The car I'm drivin' - I farted!
The clothes I'm wearin' - I farted!
Original Lyrics:
The car I'm drivin' - I bought it!
The clothes I'm wearin' - I bought it!
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
The mouse I'm givin, Alpo
Original Lyrics:
The house I live in, I bought it
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet, I farted
Original Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet, I bought it
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet....I farted.
Original Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet....I bought them.
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet
I farted.
Original Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet
I bought 'em.
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your hands like Batman.
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me.
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your handsome puppy.
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me.
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your pants off at me
or
Throw your pans up at me
or
Throw your pans up at me
Original Lyrics:
All the women who are independent,
Throw your hands up at me
"Independent Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tojo is a fat man
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me
"Independent Women Part 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alf Garnett
Original Lyrics:
I bought it.
"Independent Women Part I"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make sure you put it in the c**t
Original Lyrics:
Make sure it's your money you flaunt
"Independent Women, Part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
How did you feel about this oooh, oh no?
Original Lyrics:
How did you feel about this groove I wrote?
"Independent Women, Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women who independent
Throw your hands about me.
Original Lyrics:
All the women, independent
Throw your hands up at me.
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the mamas raisin' llamas
Original Lyrics:
All the mommas who profit dollars
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the mommas across the dollars
Original Lyrics:
All the mommas who profit dollars
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women who are independent
Throw your hands up Batman.
Original Lyrics:
All the women who are independent
Throw your hands up at me.
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women who independent,
throw your hands up fat man
Original Lyrics:
All the women who independent
throw your hands up at me
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women, gettin' pregnant
Throw your hands up at me.
Original Lyrics:
All the women who are independent
Throw your hands up at me.
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women, hoo r independent
Throw yo blood clots at may.
or
All the women hoo r independent
Throw yo dildos at may.
Original Lyrics:
All the women hoo r independent
Throw your hands up at me.
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women, in Depends
Throw your hands up at me.
Original Lyrics:
All the women, independent
Throw your hands up at me.
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women, in the kitchen
Original Lyrics:
All the women, independent
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the women, independant,
throw your handcuffs at me
Original Lyrics:
All the women, independant,
throw your hands up at me
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you women sick of swimmin throw your hands up at me
Original Lyrics:
All you women who are independent throw your hands up at me
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
How would you like this sandwich that I brought
Original Lyrics:
How'd you like this knowledge that I brought
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I depend on meat
Original Lyrics:
I depend on me
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I farted.
Original Lyrics:
I bought it.
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stank it
Original Lyrics:
I bought it
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoes upon my feet
I farted
Clothes I'm wearing
I farted
Original Lyrics:
Shoes upon my feet
I bought it
Clothes I'm wearing
I bought it
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bed I live in, I f***ed in.
Original Lyrics:
The house I live in, I bought it.
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
The clothes that I'm in? I've farted
The car I'm driving? I've farted.
Original Lyrics:
The clothes that I'm in? I bought it!
The car I'm driving? I bought it.
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
The house I live in
I fart in
The car
I'm driving
I fart in.
Original Lyrics:
The house I live in
I've bought it
The car I'm driving
I've bought it.
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet (Alf Garnet)
The watch I'm wearing (Alf Garnet)
The rock I'm rockin (Alf Garent)
'Cause I depend on meat.
Original Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet (I bought it)
The watch I'm wearing (I bought it)
The rock I'm rocking (I bought it)
'Cause I depend on me.
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"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet (I'm boring)
The watch I'm wearing (I'm boring)
The rocket Rocky (I'm boring)
'Cause I depend on me.
Original Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet (I bought it)
The watch I'm wearing (I bought it)
The rock I'm rocking (I bought it)
'Cause I depend on me.
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet, I farted.
Original Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet, I bought 'em.
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet...I farted
Original Lyrics:
The shoes on my feet...I bought it
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your a**es at me.
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me.
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your hamsters at me.
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me.
"Independent Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your nasty 'pon me.
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up at me.
"Jumpin Jumpin"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the cracks are full of bums
Original Lyrics:
And their pockets full grown
"Jumpin Jumpin"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club is full of farmers, and their crops full grown
Original Lyrics:
The club is full of bollas and their pockets full grown
"Jumpin Jumpin"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club is full of farmers
And their crops full grown.
or
The club is full of boys
And their pockets full of gold.
Original Lyrics:
The club is full of ballas
And they pockets full grown.
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you ladies leave ya man at home
The club is fulla ballas and their c*** is full growm.
Original Lyrics:
All you ladies leave ya man at home
The club is fulla ballas and their pockets' full grown.
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballaz and your pocket's full of gum.
Original Lyrics:
All you ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of b***ers and their pockets full grown.
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all you fathers leave your girlfriends
cause it's 11:30 and the club is jumping jumping!
Original Lyrics:
And all you fellas leave your girl at a friends
cause it's 11:30 and the club is jumping jumping!
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all you fellas leave and go in a frizz
Original Lyrics:
And all you fellas leave yo girl with her friends
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the clock is full of gnomes.
Original Lyrics:
And their pockets full grown
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the clock is jumpin', jumpin'.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody in the club was jumpin' jumpin'.
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
And their c*** is full grown.
Original Lyrics:
And they pockets full grown.
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
And their c***s are full grown.
Original Lyrics:
And their pockets are full grown.
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
And their cocks full grown
Original Lyrics:
And their pockets full grown
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody in the club was jumpin' John Peel
Original Lyrics:
Everybody in the club was jumpin' jumpin'
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your hair-cut and your car wash, too.
Lookin' like a star, minus the suit.
Original Lyrics:
Get your hair cut and your car washed, too.
Lookin' like a star in your Armani suit.
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ladies if you're really home
Original Lyrics:
Ladies leave your man at home
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ladies if your man ain't home
The club is full of ballers and the truck is full of bones
Original Lyrics:
Ladies leave your man at home
The club us full of ballers and their pockets full grown
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ladies leave your man at home
the club is full of bubbles
and the pack is full of gum
Original Lyrics:
Ladies leave your man at home
the club is full of ballers
and their pockets full grown
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ladies leave your man at home
the club is full of ballers
and their cock is full grown
Original Lyrics:
Ladies leave your man at home
the club is full of ballers
and their pockets full grown
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of bobbles.
Original Lyrics:
Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of b***az.
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ladies leave your men at home
The club is full of b*****s and their c*** is full grown.
Original Lyrics:
Ladies leave your men at home
The club is full of b*****s and their pockets' full grown.
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ladies leave your men at home
the club is full of ballers and their cock is full grown
Original Lyrics:
Ladies leave your men at home
the club is full of ballers and their pockets' full grown
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' like a star in you allmighty suit
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' like a star in your Armani suit
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old ladies, leave yer man in Rome.
Original Lyrics:
Ladies, leave your man at home.
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Police says you got a girl.
Original Lyrics:
So you say you got a girl.
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club is for the fathers and their daughters all know
Original Lyrics:
The club is for the bawllers and their pockets full grown
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club is full of b******ks and your puppy's fully grown
Original Lyrics:
The club is full of ballers and their pockets is full grown
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club is full of ballers
and your Coke is full of rum
Original Lyrics:
The club is full of ballers
and their pockets full grown
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full of crumbs.
Original Lyrics:
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown.
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club is full of ballers and they cock is full grown
Original Lyrics:
The club is full of ballers and they pockets full grown
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club is full of boilers and their packet's full of gum
Original Lyrics:
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club is fooling Bowie and they're c*** is full grown
or
The club is full of bowlers and they've pockets full of groin
or
The club is full of bowlers and they've pockets full of groin
Original Lyrics:
The club is full of ballers and they're pockets full grown
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club is fulla ballers and their pockets full of gold
Original Lyrics:
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club's full of Barneys and their pockets are full of coal
Original Lyrics:
The club's full of ballers and they pockets full grown
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club's full of bottles and your pocket's full grown
Original Lyrics:
The club's full of ballers and they pockets full grown
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The men have got balls and they are full grown
Original Lyrics:
The club is full of ballas and they're pockets full grown
"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna find my brotha' rollin' with a lot of homos.
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna find the brotha's rollin' in the Lexus, trucks, and Hummers.
"Jumpin', Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
And their c*** is full grown.
Original Lyrics:
And their pockets full grown.
"Jumpin', Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
And their lockets full grown
Original Lyrics:
And their pockets full grown.
"Jumpin', Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
And their pockets full of gum
Original Lyrics:
And their pockets full grown
"Jumpin', Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got the right to get your party
on so get your hair cut and your car washed too,
lookin like a star,
and a mind to suit ya
Original Lyrics:
Got the right to get your party on
so get your hair cut and your car washed too,
lookin like a star,
your armani suit
"Jumpin', Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ladies leave your men at home
The club is full of baller's and their c*** is full grown.
Original Lyrics:
Ladies leave your men at home
The club is full of baller's and their pocket's full grown.
"Jumpin', Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club is full of ballers and they pockets fulla gnomes
Original Lyrics:
The club is full of ballers and they pockets full grown
"Jumpin', Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club is full of farmers and their crops are full grown.
Original Lyrics:
The club is full of ballas and their pockets full grown.
"Jumpin', Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club is grollers and your pockets full of gum
Original Lyrics:
The club is full of ballers and they pockets full grown
"Jumpin, Jumpin"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club is full of Pakis
And their n****s f*** one.
Original Lyrics:
The club is full of ballas
And they pockets full grown.
Terribly racist, but that's what I thought it said.
"Jumpin, Jumpin"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club is full of ballas
And they pockets full of chrome.
Original Lyrics:
The club is full of ballas
And they pockets full grown.
"Lose My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anymimo in the morning
I lose my breast.
Original Lyrics:
Can you keep up, baby boy?
Make me lose my breath.
"Lose My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby boy made me lose my breasts.
Original Lyrics:
Baby boy make me lose my breath.
"Lose My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you be f***ed?
Original Lyrics:
Can you keep up?
"Lose My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you get that, Michelle?
Original Lyrics:
If you can't make me say, 'Oohh!'
"Lose My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you keep a baby, boy?
Make me lose my bread
(Bring me noise) Make me lose my bread
(Kick me hard) Make me lose my (hah-hah).
Original Lyrics:
Can you keep up?
Baby boy, make me lose my breath
Bring the noise, make me lose my breath
Hit me hard, make me lose my (Hah Hah).
"Lose My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you keep up, baby boy?
Gonna use my breast.
Original Lyrics:
Can you keep up, baby boy?
Make me lose my breath.
"Lose My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you keep up?
Baby boy, make me lose my breath.
Original Lyrics:
Can you keep up
Baby boy, when I lose my breath?
"Lose My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you kick off?
Make me lose my breasts.
Original Lyrics:
Can you keep up?
Make me lose my breath.
"Lose My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Energy Bar!
Grab a bar make me lose my breath!
Original Lyrics:
Can you keep up?
Baby boy, make me lose my breath.
"Lose My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had you, had you, had you, tried to.
Original Lyrics:
Grabbed you, grind you, liked you, tried you.
"Lose My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am stunned to believe
That I weigh too much for you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm startin' to believe
That I'm way too much for you.
"Lose My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was you, so you're autistic.
Original Lyrics:
It ain't you boo, so get ta steppin'.
"Lose My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kenyan People
Original Lyrics:
Can you keep up?
"Lose My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make me lose my bench
or
Make me lose my French.
Original Lyrics:
Make me lose my breath.
"Lose My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stick it up ma butt.
Original Lyrics:
Make me lose my breath.
"Lose My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
To put it on the game in the right direction
Original Lyrics:
To put it on me deep in the right direction
"Lose My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
To put it underneath in the right direction
Original Lyrics:
So put it on me deep in the right direction.
"Lose My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two things I don't like when I'm tryn' to get my groove
Is a b***er with whack beats on a bad day with his aunt Gertrude!
Original Lyrics:
Two things I don't like when I'm tryn' to get my groove
Is a partna that meets me only halfway and just can't prove!
"Lose My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've made your move, so get to steppin'.
Original Lyrics:
It ain't you, boo, so get to steppin'.
"My Heart Still Beats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill me
Original Lyrics:
Feel me
"Nasty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I ask you why you nasty?
Original Lyrics:
N-A-S-T-Y ya nasty
"Nasty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy put some clothes on, I told ya
or
Freezy put some clothes on, I told ya
or
Baby put some clothes on, I told ya.
Original Lyrics:
Sleazy put some clothes on, I told ya.
"Nasty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, what you thinkin' by puttin' that hoe down
Original Lyrics:
Girl, what you thinkin' by lookin' that to' down
"Nasty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl
What you think, you father cannot hold you down?
Now don't you?
Original Lyrics:
Girl
What ya' thinkin' 'bout lookin' that to' down
I told ya'.
"Nasty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl
What you think, you father cannot spank you now?
Now don't you?
Original Lyrics:
Girl
What ya' thinkin' 'bout lookin' that to' down
I told ya'.
"Nasty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nasty put your clothes on your toaster
Don't walk out your house without your clothes on your toaster
You see right now if I look in that toaster, samosa
These men don't want a hoppyville
To spin around your blockyville
You nasty girl.
Original Lyrics:
Nasty put some clothes on, I told ya
Don't walk out your house without no clothes on, I told ya
Girl what ya' thinkin' 'bout lookin' that to' down, I told ya
These men don't want no hot female
That's been around the block female
You nasty girl.
"Nasty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swear you look cute girl in the nude booty
All out lookin' trashy.
Original Lyrics:
Swore you look cute girl in them Dukes booty
All out lookin' trashy.
"Nasty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweety put some clothes on, now won't you.
Original Lyrics:
Sleazy put some clothes on, I told ya'.
"Nasty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
These men don't want a happy meal that's been around the block
female you nasty girl
Original Lyrics:
These men don't want a hot female that's been around the block
female you nasty girl
"Nasty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
These men don't want a slut female
That's been around the town with males.
Original Lyrics:
These men don't want no hot female
That's been around the block female.
"Nasty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
These men don't want no happy meal
that's been around the blocky meal
Original Lyrics:
These men don't want no hot female
that's been around the block female
"Nasty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
These men don't want no happy meal
That's been around the block female.
Original Lyrics:
These men don't want no hot female
That's been around the block female.
"Nasty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
These men don't want not happy meal
That's been around the block, free meal.
Original Lyrics:
These men don't want no hot female
That's been around the block female.
"No, No, No"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boy I know you won me
I can see it in your ass
Original Lyrics:
Boy I know you want me
I can see it in your eyes
"No, No, No"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do you keep on f**king
Original Lyrics:
Why do you keep on fronting
"Not That She's Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
E-mail you surprise
Original Lyrics:
It ain't no surprise.
"Perfect Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girlie hair tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
Curly hair and corn rows
"Sail On"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was plain to see
That you stand girl like me.
Original Lyrics:
It was plain to see
That a small town girl just like me
"Sail On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail on down line
But I have some money so.
Original Lyrics:
Sail on down the line
'Bout a half a mile or so.
"Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't try to change it now
See you get around.
or
Don't try to change it now
Seeing you out of Bounce.
Original Lyrics:
Don't try to change it now
Saying you gotta bounce.
"Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't try to change it now
see you get around
Original Lyrics:
Don't try to change it now
saying you gotta bounce
"Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eminem, Eminem!
Original Lyrics:
Say my name, say my name!
"Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
How would you like it if I came over with a chick?
Original Lyrics:
How would you like it if I came over with my clique?
"Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
How would you like it if I came over with my c***?
or
How would you like if I came over with your client?
Original Lyrics:
How would you like it if I came over with my clique?
"Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
How would you like it if I came over with my clit
Original Lyrics:
How would you like it if I came over with my clique
"Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
How would you like me
To come over 'n' make a kid?
Original Lyrics:
How would you like it
If I came over with my clique?
"Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I came over with my clit?
Original Lyrics:
If I came over with my clique?
"Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemonade Lemonade
Original Lyrics:
Say my name Say my name
"Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemonade, Lemonade
Original Lyrics:
Say my name, say my name
"Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemonade, lemonade!
Original Lyrics:
Say my name, say my name!
"Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save the day, save the day
Original Lyrics:
Say my name, say my name
"Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say baby I love you,
if you ain't running gay
Original Lyrics:
Say baby I love you,
if you ain't running game
"Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say baby I love you
Any time I hug you.
Original Lyrics:
Say baby, I love you
If you ain't running game.
"Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say my name, Charlie Spain
Original Lyrics:
Say my name, say my name
"Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say my name, say my name
If nobody's around you, say baby I love you
Say my f**kin' name.
Original Lyrics:
Say my name, say my name
If nobody's around you, say baby I love you
If you ain't runnin' game.
"Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Serenade, serenade
Original Lyrics:
Say my name, Say my name
"Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shave my legs, shave my legs.
Original Lyrics:
Say my name, say my name.
"Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sun's going down, that's the way it seems.
Original Lyrics:
Something going down is the way it seems.
"Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I just heard the boys
Original Lyrics:
When I just heard the voice
"Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I just heard the voice
Original Lyrics:
When I just heard the boys
"Soldier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Golly be jeez you're way out of your league
A** so low from the deep end.
Original Lyrics:
You gotta be G's, you way outta ya league
Eyes be so low from that chiefin'.
"Soldier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta know to get dough in the balla B Street.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta know to get dough and he betta be street.
"Soldier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Homies and the d***ies in my Zonda now.
Original Lyrics:
Homies and the d***ies in my zone tonight.
"Soldier"
Misheard Lyrics:
If he's from the same hood
Original Lyrics:
If your status ain't hood
"Soldier"
Misheard Lyrics:
If his status ain't good, I ain't checkin' for him
Betta be straight if he lookin' at me
I need a soldier.
Original Lyrics:
If his status ain't hood, I ain't checkin' for him
Betta be street if he lookin' at me
I need a soldier.
"Soldier"
Misheard Lyrics:
If your status ain't good
I ain't talking 'bout the Melody Street if he's looking at me
I need a soldier, one who's gonna stand up on me
Gotta know a good door within Bellamy Street.
Original Lyrics:
If your status ain't hood I ain't checkin' for him
Betta be street if he looking at me
I need a soldier that ain't scared to stand up for me
Gotta know to get dough and he betta be street.
"Soldier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now everytime she hear my name, she say 'oop'!
Original Lyrics:
Now everytime she hear my name, she salute.
"Soldier"
Misheard Lyrics:
We like the bones in the back cheatin'
Ice be so cold from the leanin'
Original Lyrics:
We like them boys that be in the back leanin'
Eyes be so low from the cheafin'.
"Soldier"
Misheard Lyrics:
We like them boys that be in the back cheatin'
Eyes be so low from the beefin'.
Original Lyrics:
We like them boys that be in the back leanin'
Eyes be so low from the cheafin'.
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't gonna diss you on dealed air
Original Lyrics:
I ain't gonna diss you on the internet
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch survivor
Original Lyrics:
I will survive (what)
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will survive her.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a survivor.
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bus driver
I'm a forgiver.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a survivor
I'm not gon' give up.
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a shangani, I come from Maputo.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a survivor, I'm gonna make it.
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a survivor
Not a bus driver.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a survivor
I'm not gonna give up.
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a survivor
I'm a forgiver
Original Lyrics:
I'm a survivor
I'm not gon' give up
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a survivor
I'm gonna kill her
Original Lyrics:
I'm a survivor
I'm not gonna give up
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a survivor like Keith from Survivor
Original Lyrics:
I'm a survivor the one survivor
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a survivor,
I'm going naked
Original Lyrics:
I'm a survivor,
I'm gonna make it
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a survivor,
I'm not forgiver
Original Lyrics:
I'm a survivor,
I'm not gonna give up
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a survivor, I'm into women
Original Lyrics:
I'm a survivor, I'm not gon give up
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a survivor, I'm not gonna get hurt.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a survivor, I'm not gonna give up.
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a survivor
I'm Michael Gibber
I'm not gon stop
I'm gon work harder.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a survivor
I'm not gon give up
I'm not gon stop
I'm gon work harder.
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a survivor
I'm a forgiver
I'm a proscriber
Keep on survivin'.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a survivor
I'm gonna make it
I will survive
Keep on survivin'.
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not going to go to Mazma 'cuz your hair is clean.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not going to comprimise my Christianity.
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the father
Original Lyrics:
I'm a survivor
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on 'Survivor'
Original Lyrics:
I'm a survivor
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on Survivor, I'm a Jamaican
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Survivor I'm gonna make it
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought I couldn't breathe without ya,
I'm in hell now
Original Lyrics:
Thought I couldn't breathe without you,
I'm inhaling
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought I couldn't breathe without you,
I've been hellin'
Original Lyrics:
Thought I couldn't breathe without you,
I'm inhaling
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought I couldn't breathe without you
I'm in Heaven.
Original Lyrics:
Thought I couldn't breathe without you
I'm inhaling.
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought I couldn't breathe without you
I am Helen
Original Lyrics:
Thought I couldn't breathe without you
I'm inhaling
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought I couldn't sleep without you,
perfect midgets
Original Lyrics:
Thought I couldn't see without you,
perfect vision
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought I would be sad without you, I'm not hotter.
Original Lyrics:
Thought I would be sad without you, I laugh harder.
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought that I'd be fat without you
I love butter
Original Lyrics:
Thought that I'd be sad without you
I laugh harder
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
U thought I would be Bo without you
But I'm Richard..
Original Lyrics:
U thought I would be broke without you
But I'm richer.
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
You thought I couldn't breathe without out, I'm in heaven.
Original Lyrics:
You thought I couldn't breathe without out, I'm inhaling.
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
You thought that I'd be fat without you
I love butter.
Original Lyrics:
You thought that I'd be sad without ya
I laugh harder.
"Survivor"
Misheard Lyrics:
You thought that I'd be sad without you.
I love harder.
Original Lyrics:
You thought that I'd be sad without you
I laugh harder.
"Temptation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sorry, can't get microphone.
Original Lyrics:
Sorry, can't get my groove on.
"What's Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You in the house 'Showed Up'
Original Lyrics:
You on the hot 'Sho 'Nuff' (sure enough)
"hey ladies"
Misheard Lyrics:
How you gonna give her my incestinono?
Original Lyrics:
How you gonna give her my ends, that's a no no?

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