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Song Parodies -> "Let Me Catch My Breath"

Original Song Title:

"Lose My Breath"

Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Let Me Catch My Breath"

Parody Written by:

Nixon Lee

The Lyrics

This is a parody about someone running away from a killer.
PLEASE DON’T HIT ME!

Chorus:
Please don’t keep up (killer man)
Let me catch my breath (grab a pan)
Let me catch my breath (watch roseanne)
Let me catch my breath ha ha ha ha
(repeat)


Verse 1:
Ooh took it from there made it hard for you to get to
now you wanna act like I spilled hot chocolate on you!
haven’t I given everything that you asked me?
bank card, i.d. ,social security
now you can properly take my identity ooo
I’m starting to believe that you want more than my shoes
all that stalking and taking my momma’s broom
thought all of this would have satisfied you
now I see how u wanna be
didn’t I see this on a lifetime movie

Chorus:
Please don’t keep up (killer man)
Let me catch my breath (grab a pan)
Let me catch my breath (watch roseanne)
Let me catch my breath ha ha ha ha
(repeat)


Verse 2:
oooo there are two things I really don’t like about you
you skipped on deodorant and peed up in my pool
how ya gonna do that when you know you can’t swim
time to take out that antiperspirant
rub it on thick in the armpit sections
oooo understand the facts I’m trying to get to you
you handle that knife like you just walked off Scream 2
didn’t they teach you to ask some questions
this is no way for you to take out
all of your pent up male aggression

Chorus:
Please don’t keep up (killer man)
Let me catch my breath (grab a pan)
Let me catch my breath (watch roseanne)
Let me catch my breath ha ha ha ha
(repeat)

Bridge:
You bout to say ooooo
When I take back that broom
You could have had something
Now ya gonna end up with nothing
You bout to say oooo
When I hit you with that broom
Thought I saw you taking our bisquick
Now I about hit you with this big stick

(Gotta wash your hands! Before you strangle me man!)

Chorus:
Please don’t keep up (killer man)
Let me catch my breath (grab a pan)
Let me catch my breath (watch roseanne)
Let me catch my breath ha ha ha ha
(repeat)
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