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Song Parodies -> "Just Like Macgyver"

Original Song Title:

"Survivor"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Just Like Macgyver"

Parody Written by:

Nixon Lee

The Lyrics

This is a silly spoof talking about someone similar to the tv show character Macgyver, and how to get out of difficult situations using typical macgyver inventions. Originally written in 2010.
just got put into a trap and i am getting wetter
guess i shouldn't have made fun of the bad guy's corny sweater
my cell is now filling up with dingy water
gotta find a way to blow up these headquaters
i look into my pocket and then find
2 double A batteries and some old twine
reach into my other pocket and find old tooth picks
And then configure a bomb licktey split

chorus:
just like macgyver i am not gonna give up
make a steam engine out of some random stuff
just like macgyver i don't need a gun
set off an explosion with lighter fluid and ear muffs
just like macgyver i am not gonna give up
take an air freshner and convert it into tear gas
just like macgyver
i know too much stuff
just like macgyver
keep macgyving


verse 2:
the bomb went off in like
10 seconds
now i am climbing through
these old vents
rat tried to like and bite me
you know i had to fend him off with my right knee
finally found the main complex
disabled the guards with my leftover toothpicks
the building almost self destructed
but i stopped it by combining
an egg,a lighter, and tide detergent

chorus:
just like macgyver i am not gonna give up
make a steam engine out of some random stuff
just like macgyver i don't need a gun
set off an explosion with lighter fluid and ear muffs
just like macgyver i am not gonna give up
take an air freshner and convert it into tear gas
just like macgyver
i know too much stuff
just like macgyver
keep macgyving

i know i am the best
put me through any test
as long have three items at my disposal, yes
i could create a remote control
out of tin foil and a cb radio
if you need to instant a/c
just give me your old shoe laces and some visine
i could create a remote control
out of tin foil and a cb radio
if you need to instant a/c
just give me your old shoe laces and some visine
need a basket for your fried cat fish?
2 popsicles stick and a hair net

chorus:
just like macgyver i am not gonna give up
make a steam engine out of some random stuff
just like macgyver i don't need a gun
set off an explosion with lighter fluid and ear muffs
just like macgyver i am not gonna give up
take an air freshner and convert it into tear gas
just like macgyver
i know too much stuff
just like macgyver
keep macgyving


bridge:
after all the explosions and madness
soon comes payday yes
it really paid off to get that degree
in bio chemistry!!!!

chorus:
just like macgyver i am not gonna give up
make a steam engine out of some random stuff
just like macgyver i don't need a gun
set off an explosion with lighter fluid and ear muffs
just like macgyver i am not gonna give up
take an air freshner and convert it into tear gas
just like macgyver
i know too much stuff
just like macgyver
keep macgyving

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