-> "Fixed Right"
Original Song Title:
"Alright"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Fixed Right"
The Lyrics
Pass me my gloves
My stethoscope
Thermometer
All of my clothes
A Hamburger
A strap on nose
Prescription notes
Fix this guys nose
I'm
Doctor Might
Fix it right
Just like Cher
I,
Work on buns
Freaky nose
If you need it
Let me fluff your lips
From cheeks and stuff
Or even muff
I'm the best
Celebs know I'm clever, Baby,
So flock to me
for surgery
Head to feet
All that's in between
Oh yeah
Less Bite (Oh wow)
Well I can put you under
and fix your nat'ral blunders
Yeah heah
Heard right (hey pal)
You want smoother shoulders
'Cause they're rough as boulders
ok
ooooh hoo hoo
Fix it right now. .
I
can fix eyes
Whiten teeth
and replace your thighs
That's one ugly smile
We can make a deal
It's real (you'll heal)
Make your ears bling
If your hands bring in some cash
I'll make you look so fly
Don't like bland
Then I am your man
You want Ms Parton's cleavage?
Girl I giveth what you seeketh
Yeah Heah
That's right (but how)
I can make parts fatter
'Cause botox is what matters
Oh babe
Alright (Hey gal)
I'll make your stomach so good
You'll shine out in Hollywood
Hey dudes
All night (Hey pal)
Your left pec's slightly lower
I'll fix that and your molars
Hey you
In white (yes you)
Your face it looks like leather
Call me in any weather
Yeah heah
(background in most the rest of the song)
fix it right
I'll give my touch
and it won't cost-that much (ooh)
Don't have enough
I've got payment plans, and stuff
You know you need it Oh now, that's right,
I'll fix your face forever
and make you feel better
Yeah heah
Alright (Hey now)
I'll make you forehead better
You know that look will get her
Yeah heah
Tonight (Look now)
I just need a hammer
I learned this in the slammer
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