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Song Parodies -> "Fixed Right"

Original Song Title:

"Alright"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jamiroquai

Parody Song Title:

"Fixed Right"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

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Pass me my gloves
My stethoscope
Thermometer
All of my clothes
A Hamburger
A strap on nose
Prescription notes
Fix this guys nose

I'm
Doctor Might
Fix it right
Just like Cher

I,
Work on buns
Freaky nose
If you need it
Let me fluff your lips
From cheeks and stuff
Or even muff

I'm the best
Celebs know I'm clever, Baby,
So flock to me
for surgery
Head to feet
All that's in between

Oh yeah
Less Bite (Oh wow)
Well I can put you under
and fix your nat'ral blunders

Yeah heah
Heard right (hey pal)
You want smoother shoulders
'Cause they're rough as boulders
ok

ooooh hoo hoo
Fix it right now. .

I
can fix eyes
Whiten teeth
and replace your thighs

That's one ugly smile
We can make a deal
It's real (you'll heal)

Make your ears bling
If your hands bring in some cash
I'll make you look so fly

Don't like bland
Then I am your man
You want Ms Parton's cleavage?
Girl I giveth what you seeketh

Yeah Heah
That's right (but how)
I can make parts fatter
'Cause botox is what matters

Oh babe
Alright (Hey gal)
I'll make your stomach so good
You'll shine out in Hollywood

Hey dudes
All night (Hey pal)
Your left pec's slightly lower
I'll fix that and your molars

Hey you
In white (yes you)
Your face it looks like leather
Call me in any weather
Yeah heah

(background in most the rest of the song)
fix it right

I'll give my touch
and it won't cost-that much (ooh)

Don't have enough
I've got payment plans, and stuff
You know you need it Oh now, that's right,
I'll fix your face forever
and make you feel better

Yeah heah
Alright (Hey now)
I'll make you forehead better
You know that look will get her

Yeah heah
Tonight (Look now)
I just need a hammer
I learned this in the slammer
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UnKnownVotress - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
there's nothing like a little cosmetic surgery to lift a Californian's humor, Sir Dave! You've got the coolest ~Knife o'Parody,~ sir !
Mark Scotti - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Very cleaver parody, Dave. A "cut" above the rest!!!
TJC - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice... esp. liked the twist at the end!
Below Average Dave - May 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks UKV, Mark and TJC !

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