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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Hottie, Stuck in a Big Fat Body"

Original Song Title:

"This Ain't a Scene, It's A G** D*** Arms Race"

Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Hottie, Stuck in a Big Fat Body"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm a . .
I go to clubs dancing
Without you, because you think that I'm not your type
And you hate my hair, and my ego
As long as the crowds keeps watching
I know I'm the hottest man here, yeah

I'm a hottie, trapped in a troll's body
I'm really lean, underneath this belly
Dressed like a king, though it does not fit me
I never look in the mirror
When I get dressed

I'm fine in my head
And after you drink you'll believe what I said,
Believe what I said

Fast food's my best friend
But you all will see that I'm one hunky man
I'm one hunky man

I tried to lose weight, but then gave up
(Cause I'm pretty sexy)
some say I've too much junk in my trunk
(and those tight clothes make me shudder)
In secret you're wishing you were in my jeep
Dreaming 'bout my lips, or jaws
Or, perhaps my T-t-t-tummy

I'm a cutie, in a fat dude's body
At heart twenty, Just a number, trust me
Six pack you'll see, It's beneath this flubby
I'll take you home
To meet my mother

I'm a lovely man
And beneath these thighs I'm really quite a catch
I am quite a catch

I am never bland
I can take you to my strobe light, yes I can
Please give me a chance


All the guys who've been rejected over blub
And all the gals who aren't twigs and have flab hang out
Scream, because my voice went out

I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big fat body
I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big fat body
(So true)
I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big fat body
(Rolls are so cool)
I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big fat body
(Say it proud)
I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big fat body
(Oh, oh)
I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big fat body

Not a slender man
But you know in secret that you want me bad
You want me so bad

You may take a pass
but one day I swear you will wish that you had
Ha-you will be sad
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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 17

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   15

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Matthias - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
I always liked this idea ever since I originally gave it to you back in the day.... You said your original was about a Suitcase or something, this one is a lot better idea than what you started off with.
AFW - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Some fine bitter-sweet humor in this fast food anti-fantasy
UnKnownVotress - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir B+A+D, ~ Lord 0'Bulk ~, Burly Cowboys make me purrrr, Sir !
Below Average Dave - November 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you very much Matty, AFW, and UKV
Number K - November 16, 2008 - Report this comment
You think you're fat, try meeting my libary teacher. She has a pre-lunch snack and a pre-snack lunch!!!
Christie Marie M - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment
This is problem I have. I'm a little on the plump side, but I'm not obese or anything. I tried to hide them very well wearing over sized sweaters, sweatshirts, and tight black leggings. Great parody you wrote. 555.
MasonR - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Interesting concept!
Guy - December 06, 2008 - Report this comment

Yeah - this is PHAT. DKTOS but I caught the OS on Youtube. You done well with this one Dave.
Matthias - December 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Still a fan of this one Dave, and it would nice to see Fall Out Boy podium in a SOTM. I know that Green Day has made it before, now we need this punk band to take the lead.
Agrimorfee - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This was OK, missing some 'oomph' for me for some reason.
Jeff Reuben - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A fun song, a tough one to take on. From Matty it sounds like this was a long time coming. I think it was worth the weight.
Max Power - December 12, 2008 - Report this comment
555 pounds
Peter Andersson - December 15, 2008 - Report this comment
There's no such thing as too fat, but some people have their spine to far away from their belly button, it's an internal organ disorganisation problem IMHO...
Glen S - December 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I can get behind this. I just can't carry it. Much harder to parody because of how all over the pacing is in some points. Well don, carry that weight.
bobpiecheese - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Great parody Dave, even if the title's a bit misleading (my first thoughts involved 'The Hot Chick' - haven't seen it, but I know the basic plot). 555 for you!
Stuart McArthur - December 27, 2008 - Report this comment
an interesting idea - a man in denial momentarily out of denial - "not a slender man" I liked - 555
Ethan Mawyer - December 29, 2008 - Report this comment
There were some very good lines in here, and I think it's got the visuals to work better (or at least funnier) as a video than in any other format. I think it would've been better if the first line played off on the original apart from matching syllables but I'm not sure how it would be done. Also, for the just a number line I think 30 would work better than 20 (a reasonable age for being in shape as well as a thin but realistic/humanly possible pants size)
Below Average Dave - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
See what you mean Ethan--I was certainly meaning age there though:)

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