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Song Parodies -> "The Quack"

Original Song Title:

"Paint it Black"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"The Quack"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

This song has been recorded Hear The Quack for free For those who don't know the Fridge Penguin click here to go to Stu McArthur's parody about him . ..enjoy
I see this doctor and I think that he's a quack
My blood drips to the floor while he eats one more snack

My life flashed 'fore my eyes and my fear for him grows
For soon I will be dead, or so I suppose

I saw the chainsaw pulled out of his new back-pack
Nurses fall to the floor, the doctor has gone whack

I feel the pressure mount and so I began to pray
I'm no crybaby, come *Fridge Penguin save the day!

Dr. Quack's coming, oh he's ready to attack
No use shouting for help, 'cause soon I will be hacked

I hope he goes away, don't want to face the axe
Guess I picked a bad day to fall and break my back

It's then that I woke up alive, I made it through
but when I got home, the true horror was due

If I worked everyday until my life is done
This bill'd still haunt me till the day my life was gone

I got a huge bill, these doctors are all on crack
I don't make that much cash in 10 years, that's a fact

I laid for one week there, it's not the fate I chose
They want my kidneys, organs and all that I own





This operation's tainted!

They're on crack!

Isn't right!

Got no soul!

They're charging me a ton!

and I thought I died. . .

The operation's tainted



They're all Quacks!

Yeah. . . . .

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 25

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   24

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Matthias - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
This was a great parody!!!!!! Another SOTM winner in progress.... The month is only 2 days old and already November looks like a tough month. I can't wait to do the video to this one.
Jack Wilson - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
This is HILARIOUS,5s
Dylan Baranski - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
WOW! I didn't know you could embed a recording into the lyrics to the parody! This matches up perfectly with the original. Here's 555 guns to take care of those quacks (plus ammo for all) and a Dylan Baranski Award for "Best Parody of the Week"!
Ann Hammond - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Below Average Dave - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I didn't realize I could either. . .
stuart mcarthur - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I didn't realise you could either....funny storyline Dave, and a great backing track - one of your best recordings imo - and thanks on behalf of The Fridge Penguin for the shout-out - 555
Rick C - November 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow, Dave! Leave it to you to come up with the idea of embedding the recording right into the written parody. Great parody and recording! 555
Smeg And The Heads - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Very well done
Max Power - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Favorite to win.
Peter Andersson - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Having to know about or read up on the Fridge Penguin added a little bit too much of an amiright in-joke factor for me, not that I mind those generally but I'm having a slight difficulty with them in SOTM. Still it's a contender for top five though.
Agrimorfee - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This quacked me up.
Matthias - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
-Originality: (B): The fear of doctors isn't exactly the freshest ideas in the field, with other parodists doing the same topic. For example: Cat's "Fillings". -Pacing: (A): It has to be spot on in order for you to record it, so obviously it's perfect. -Comedy: (B+): A really, really funny idea, but as I said earlier the scary doctor thing has been done already. -Overall (B+): One of your best recordings, and this has sure had the following because of it, what was that like 100 hits in a day! That's pretty outstanding. The only part of this I would really change is the Fridge Penguin line, because as Peter said people who don't follow in Stuart McArthur's footsteps, or Amiright at all might not, or will surely not understand it.
Red Ant - December 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought I already commented here... must have been on the recording itself. I liked the recording a lot. This was solid and funny, but a really OTT line would have taken this to a whole nother level. 5s still.
Guy - December 23, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM-NOV) Some MD's are not what they are quacked up to be - however others are. Too bad you got the wrong type.
stuart mcarthur - December 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) one of your best recordings Dave, and some funny lines in there - doctors do tend to make themselves targets here
Smeg And The Heads - December 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Commented December 6 ... still like it a lot.
Jason - December 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very funny in a 'quacky' sort of way.
bobpiecheese - December 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Absolute genius my good man. Nice recording too.
Mikey Squirrel - December 30, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM- Wow, Dave. Very well done and hilarious. Most doctors are quacks nowadays and you nailed it right on the head.
Kristof Robertson - December 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Ditto on just about all the above comments, Dave....fab recording (cool embedding!); funny stuff although the FP reference was superfluous, overall great effort. 555
Phil Alexander - December 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Super concept, well finished.
Jeff Reuben - December 31, 2007 - Report this comment
The embedding threw me :) Excellent job...the duck stops here!
Jack Wilson - December 31, 2007 - Report this comment
See above
Jason - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC-Q) See my SOTM comment.
Guy - April 20, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4-Q) I've had a quack take a loved one from me once. You are lucky to have escaped with your life, BAD. This parody about describes how the practice was so carelessnessly applied by the intern who was responsible. Still I found room and the wherewithall to laugh at the zaniness of it all in your parody. I guess I had my loved one on my mind too much yesterday when I lashed out with my inappropriate comment to Matt and you others. I always get into a mournful and angry mood as the anniversary of the tragic event draws near and I have to keep on reminding myself that I am not alone or unique in my situation. Your parody made me look at things a bit differently and I need to get over this thing once and for all. Thanks, BAD for helping me to realize this. The chainsaw was over the top.
Red Ant - April 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I like this one more than when I first heard it. Even though my own recent medical bills are no luaghing matter, I still smiled at this.
Matthias - April 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Awesome OS choice. I have my own parody of this song coming tomorrow, which is a lot worse than this one, you really got into this song... I don't think that I got that into my version of it. I like my version of this song don't get me wrong, but it's nothing like yours. (Mostly because I don't have "What You Hear" mode so my vocals are all off... That pisses me off!) Anyways this is a good parody, and a great OS.
Agrimorfee - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) Funny when you posted this for the comp., I forgot this was about doctors, not ducks! (had my "Quack Quak" on my mind, obviously). For in-depth comment, this reminds me of my own "Patients" from last month, but I think the horror-tinged early verses drives the point home more effectively. (BTW, the recording is great!)
stuart mcarthur - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) well jeepers, although everyone else didn't like the Fridge Penguin reference, I DID like the Fridge Penguin reference, so I guess it pretty well evens itself out - see above - liked this one a lot, dave!
Invisible Boy - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
When I just clicked in and the track started playing it scared the crap out of me :-]...seriously it was very cool...
This was well done and funny. Great work !
Christie Marie M - October 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Dave, thanks for attaching your recording with your written parody! I dig the OS and your lyrics. Quite a horror-omedy (scary and funny at the same time). Kind of reminds me of those Friday the 13th movies in a way. Love the way you explained the hospital horror. Dr. Music, if you are reading this, I hope you check out this parody. You'll probably get a kick out of this!
Dr Music - October 01, 2008 - Report this comment
This song is very creepy and funny. It's almost like something David Cronenberg, Tim Burton or John Landis could have written. I love the mad scientist vibe it lets off. It kind of reminds me of the film Nothing But Trouble with Dan Akyroyd, Demi Moore and John Candy. It's brilliant. It also kind of reminds me of the Clown Murders- which a had a young John Candy in it. It kind of brings to mind a meanie beanie named Quack Nicholson. Meanie beanies are spoofs of beanie babies.
Christie Marie M - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
I can play that tune similar to this song in my GuZheng, a Chinese musical instrument that belongs in the zither family. The OS sounds a little Chinese. I only played the beginning part, then added tunes of my own. I actually sampled that music. I called that tune "Ling Qi's GuZheng".
Matthias - February 12, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages) Man this one has been around the block hasn't it. I haven't read or heard it in awhile so it was still fresh to me, even though I know I heard it before. This one was hilarious Dave, and this looks like it's going to be a really tough round.
Agrimorfee - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages) A tough round indeed.
tomario - February 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Crikey BAD who's your Doc Frankenstein? lol awesomely chucklesome! 555
bobpiecheese - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages) Given the major pimping of this parody, I can't add much else except that the OS is my favourite Rolling Stones song. 555!
Arwen - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
AGES...funny stuff, cool that the recording is right on the page!
Invisible Boy - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Just scared the crap out of me...again !!!
see above...
Melanie Lee - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Cute and funny! Clever of you to feature your own recording, but I think you fudged a little on the OS' pacing. Good laughs. 4-5-5.
Jeff Reuben - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
I thought I'd seen this before. Clever song, still funny, and fit the topic well. Good to hear it again!
Glen S - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Liked the gimmick and the dr's bill jokes. Oh the horror of those bills.

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