-> "The Quack"
Original Song Title:
"Paint it Black"
Parody Song Title:
"The Quack"
The Lyrics
I see this doctor and I think that he's a quack
My blood drips to the floor while he eats one more snack
My life flashed 'fore my eyes and my fear for him grows
For soon I will be dead, or so I suppose
I saw the chainsaw pulled out of his new back-pack
Nurses fall to the floor, the doctor has gone whack
I feel the pressure mount and so I began to pray
I'm no crybaby, come *Fridge Penguin save the day!
Dr. Quack's coming, oh he's ready to attack
No use shouting for help, 'cause soon I will be hacked
I hope he goes away, don't want to face the axe
Guess I picked a bad day to fall and break my back
It's then that I woke up alive, I made it through
but when I got home, the true horror was due
If I worked everyday until my life is done
This bill'd still haunt me till the day my life was gone
I got a huge bill, these doctors are all on crack
I don't make that much cash in 10 years, that's a fact
I laid for one week there, it's not the fate I chose
They want my kidneys, organs and all that I own
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
This operation's tainted!
They're on crack!
Isn't right!
Got no soul!
They're charging me a ton!
and I thought I died. . .
The operation's tainted
Tainted
Tainted
They're all Quacks!
Yeah. . . . .
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no
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