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Song Parodies -> "Twinkie King"

Original Song Title:

"Silver Springs"

Original Performer:

Fleetwood Mac

Parody Song Title:

"Twinkie King"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

The OS (Silver Springs) was actually recorded in the 70s but wasn't released until a re-issue in 2004. It was originally cut due to it's length, but it's a 2000s song by all accounts, want some awful pick up lines? I could be your Twinkie King. . .how's that? Check me out at
I could be your Twinkie King
Soft crust, sweet cream filling
Warm and moist I'll make you scream
Your big Ding Dong, I'm so thrilling

So I'll sing you this ditty
Corny but, I'll fill you
Baby please be my Ho Ho

So Cup Cakes, please be my boo
Choc'late, topped with icing
Be my little donut hole
If you're full, you must hate me now--woah

You may think I am nutty
Like a bowl of fresh cashews
Honey, grow on me like mold

Green mold

And you may need a soft oven mitt
Can you handle all my rolls

I'm trying to flirt with you but you just laugh at me
I'll be your sugar baby but you think I'm crazy

I wannabe your Snickers Bar, but you want to melt me
I know I'd satisfy you, but you are not hungry
I'm crunchy like mounds, it's profound--yes I really adore you
(Let me be your man!)
I'm all twisted and bound all around like a pretzel for you boo
(Let me be your food!)
Love you like Milk Duds, be my Fudge, and you know I will be true
(I don't make much sense)
I'll be your Milky Way, yes someday cravings start inside you
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Matthias - March 20, 2008 - Report this comment
So you're more of a Twinkie than a Bear Claw... This was a delicious parody!
SmilingCupCakes - March 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir . . . you are cute, with a Hoot to Boot !You speak ~Heat-Tee~ quite well, Sir!! Defintely ~CABA--WABO ~
UnKnownVo - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . No, not crazy Sir, just a bit ~Cabo-Wabo~ eh??
Matthias - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Gotta be honest with you... The original song put me to sleep... But when you said "I don't make much sense" you hit the nail on the head. This was like Willie Wonka trying to hit on some chick while shooting up acid. Very crazy stuff here Dave.
Agrimorfee - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Agreeance with Matthias.
littleWaboCakes - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Matthias, . . . this is not "Wonka" . . . it's '" Wabo ". Makes mucho sense, if you speak ~ HEAT Tee~
Rex - March 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I can see this becoming a big hit on the Dr. Demento show. I can also see the video for this - the guy is following the girl through the grocery and the products are in the scene as they are sung.
bobpiecheese - April 02, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Those lyrics could actually work as an original song! Very well done, Davey my man. 555 Twinkies for you!
Invisible Boy - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Very sweet Dave. A good idea and as I got into it, I did want to see each "next line" to see how many different ways you would play the gag. This OS is as exciting as watching paint dry, but you made it funny and a good way.

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