-> "How Crude"
Original Song Title:
"Hey Jude"
Parody Song Title:
"How Crude"
The Lyrics
How crude
Woven so bad
and the sad part
It's just a sweater
At Wal-Mart, watch what you put in your cart
May fall apart
the first day after
How rude,
Won't take it back
The chair cracked,
just one month later
Was told that, they could not take it back in
and it was then, I lost my temper
and then one time I had popped a vain,
Drove me insane
A dresser I bought broke down to splinters
Well by now, I feel like a fool
I was a tool
and then Sparks flew from my brand new printer
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wawawa waaaa
How crude! It's world renowned
Like a clown sir,
Bought their furniture
I'm shafted, I guess I'll head to K-Mart
Still falls apart,
please make stuff better
Waah
I've gotta pout, can't keep it in,
Cheap craps breakin'
They're making stuff that can't make it to home
Wouldn't you know
It's china who made crude
Cheap shoes,
whose soles fell off walking on snow covered side walks
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wawawa waaaa
Waahh
It's rude, this newest fad
Sell some bad stuff, and skimp on labor
The big shots will outsource ev-e-ry part
So check that cart or you will suffer
suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer NOOOOO
Waaah
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wawawa waaaa
How Crude. . . (Through end of overly long outro)
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