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Song Parodies -> "(Roller Coaster) Tycoon"

Original Song Title:

"Fix You"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"(Roller Coaster) Tycoon"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

When your coasters crash and people leave
Though your prices are lax, they cry and they heave
When the rides are breaking, and workers sleep
You want to curse

The frustration hits, your patience fades
When your bumper cars break during rain
When lines get so long that your guests complain
You need a nurse

Forget all you know
Use a cheat for dough
in Roller Coaster Tycoon

You build in the clouds, and plow into holes
It is too extreme, that much you know
Though you open it to watch it go
Laugh 'til it hurts

Coasters fly--when broke
Through the sky--no joke
in Roller Coaster Tycoon

(Assuming this gets recorded, this will be filled with appropriate RCT sounds)

Tears stream down your face
When you laugh because crashes fill your place
Folks leave, they're disgraced
good byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hear screams, in this game
But if you get annoyed, crashes never get lame
It seems a bit tame
Won't liiiiiiiiiiiiiiie

Fill your rides with folks
Make a park you know
It's Roller Coaster Tycoon
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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Matthias - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Roller Coaster Tycoon and this parody totally made my day!
Peter Andersson - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I vaguely remember trying this game, or something similar, hence I can relate. Good parody, no ups and downs, just top notch 5s all the way.
Mark Scotti - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
That is a GREAT game...along with a GREAT parody! 555 loops designed!
Matthias - November 13, 2010 - Report this comment
You're making me want to play this game and kill some people by having the roller coaster fly off of the tracks!

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