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The hardest things I've have had to do is follow up Radiohead AND Brad Pitt - Martin Submitted by: Craig
| The most extravagant thing I've ever bought is 95 tops all the same. - Chris Martin I like it short but it's getting farther and farther back, so it's growing long [on a receding harline] - Chris Martin Submitted by: LucidLupin
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What is a fish's favourite song? In my plaice by Codplay. Submitted by:
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Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Orphans" | No mention of orphans in the song - Brit Boxx |
"Hymn For The Weekend" | Never mentions anything close to "Hymn For The Weekend" - Jim |
"Parachutes" | Chris Martin doesn't say the word "Parachutes" in any of the lyrics, but he says "always, always". - JohnHowarth |
"Viva La Vida" | "I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing / Roman Cavalry choirs are singing" - hamburger456 |
"The Scientist" | Nobody said it was easy. It's such a shame for us to part. Nobody said it was easy. Nobody said it would be this hard. - Brian Kelly |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
Lukewarmplay | Stuck in the microwave for 10 seconds | Macaroni Man |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Pair O' Chutes" | "Parachutes" | Blake DeKalb |
"Shout" | "Talk" | Dongquan |
"Don't Picnic" | "Don't Panic" | Worawat |
"Kill You" | "Fix You" | Natasha |
"Eggs and Pie" | "X and Y" | Sunshine |
There are additional Coldplay new song names available. |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Heaven Hurts," | I know of no "theology" implying that heaven hurts | Heather Brockwell |
"Everything's Not Lost," | Some things are lost | JohnHowarth |
"Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall," | It takes a lot more water to make a waterfall. | Heather Brockwell |
"Swallowed In The Sea," | Sea made of water has no mouth. | Peter |
"Life In Technicolor," | Technicolor does not have the means to do so. | JC Foster |
There are additional Coldplay literally impossible song titles available. |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"The Letter," The Box Tops | "O," Coldplay | |
"The Hardest Part," Coldplay | "Square One," Coldplay | |
"Feel The Pain," Dinosaur Jr. | "Hurts Like Heaven," Coldplay | |
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida," Iron Butterfly | "Things I Don't Understand," Coldplay | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Clocks" | "Flocks" | Plumb Bob |
"Talk" | "Knock" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"Fix You" | "Flick You" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"A Rush of Blood To The Head" | "A Rush Limbaugh In My Ear" | Arch Vile |
"Yellow" | "Falsetto" | Sparkie |
"Clocks" | "Yuks" | Pauly Gerard |
"The Scientist" | "The Scientist" | Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran |
"Daddy" | "Santa" | Arch Vile |
"Violet Hill" | "Katie Hill" | Arch Vile |
"Paradise" | "Full of Lies (Pete Buttigieg)" | Arch Vile |
There are additional Coldplay song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Strawberry Swing | Food with strawberries | Craig |
Speed Of Sound | 'Sonic The Hedgehog' video games | tastes_like_chicken_32 |
Fix You | Veterinarian's Office | Justin |
Fix You | Craftsman Supplies | Alan the Ottoman |
Speed Of Sound | Fedex/UPS | Tuneman84 |
There are additional Coldplay commercials that haven't been done yet available. |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Clocks | Clock shop | Dongquan |
Orphans | Hot Line For Missing Children | americangirlfan8998 |
The Hardest Part | Sexual Abuse Hotline | Dongquan |
Clocks | Watch Repair Service | Dongquan |
Lovers in Japan | Tokyo International Airport | Dongquan |
There are additional Coldplay on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
24/5 Mimi Webb | Clocks Coldplay | 24/5 Clocks | Dongquan |
Foolish Ashanti | Talk Coldplay | Foolish Talk | Jacynthia Maries |
I Saw The Light Todd Rundgren | Yellow Coldplay | I Saw The Yellow Light So I prepared to stop! | Serafina |
And She Was Talking Heads | Trouble Coldplay | And She Was Trouble | Pete Worst |
There are additional Coldplay duets that haven't been done yet available. |
There are additional Coldplay Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics: Feel the fear in our enemy's a**
Mister Mr. Krab would sing Original Lyrics: Feel the feel in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing | "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics: I could not stop the genome gnome
Original Lyrics: I could not stop that you now know
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"Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics: Curse me stars and you now knees
Original Lyrics: Curse missed opportunities.
| "Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics: ‘Cause you were gold and yellow
Original Lyrics: ‘Cause you were all yellow
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There are additional Coldplay misheard lyrics available. |
"Viva la Vida"
Misheard Lyrics: I hear carousel bells ringing,
Rowan Calgary choirs singing He more, mirror my soul, seal My missionaries in a foreign field For some reason I can’t explain, I know Saint Peter will call my name And rule this world, But that was when I ruled the world. Original Lyrics: I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing,
Roman cavalry choirs are singing Be my mirror, my sword and shield My missionaries in a foreign field For some reason I can't explain, I know Saint Peter won't call my name Never an honest word, But that was when I ruled the world. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: BrilliantJ8 I heard it always while listening to Heart. |
There are additional Coldplay misheard stories available. |
"Yellow"
The Funny Lyrics: I jumped across; I swam across for you....
Oh what a thing to do And it was all yellow Why They're Funny: Haaaaaaaaa!! This is funny because he swam across some thing and he says 'it was all yellow' which implies that he peed in the water!
Submitted by: Nick
| "Yellow"
The Funny Lyrics: I drew a line for you
I jumped across for you Why They're Funny: Is this how to make a girl like you? Remind me next time I'm on a date to take out a piece of paper and draw a line!
Submitted by: Mike Florio
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"A Whisper"
The Repetitive Lyrics: A whisper, a whisper, a whisper, a whisper
I hear the sound of the ticking of clocks I remember your face remember when you are lost A whisper, a whisper, a whisper, a whisper Why They're Repetitive: Definitely the worst Coldplay song, that set of lyrics is all he says, I think, I can't stand it.
Submitted by: silverbeatle
| "Clocks"
The Repetitive Lyrics: 1. The Chord layout
2. Ooooooooo ahhhhh ooooo ahhh Why They're Repetitive: Ok, first of all, he just keeps playing the same chords over and over again. Congratulations man, you can move your fingers in the same direction on a piano. I'm surprised he didn't get carpal tunnel syndrome. Second, if the chords weren't boring enough, he just keeps singing oooooooo ahhhh, which doesn't even make sense. If that is seriously the chorus, I'm mourning for my generation.
Submitted by: Mrs. Frodo
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"Speed Of Sound"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: And birds go flying at the speed of sound,
to show you how it all began. Birds came flying from the underground, if you could see it then you'd understand? Why They're Nonsensical: Dude, I think I would understand you if I was high. And only then.
Submitted by: Leigh
| "Yellow"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you, And everything you do, Yeah they were all yellow, I came along I wrote a song for you And all the things you do And it was called yellow So then I took my turn Oh all the things I've done And it was all yellow Why They're Nonsensical: How can everything be yellow...esp the things someone does and stuff like that????? this song is sweet...but the lyrics are kinda nonsensical!!!
Submitted by: Mirage
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There are additional Coldplay nonsensical lyrics available. |
"Beautiful World"
The Insincere Lyrics: We live in a beautiful world
Why They're Insincere: Coldplay must be in a Utopia here - I'm guessing they've never watched the news or even stepped outside of their own houses in their lives
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "A Rush Of Blood To The Head"
The Insincere Lyrics: I’m gonna buy a gun and start a war
Why They're Insincere: This is what Bush must have thought!
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
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There are additional Coldplay insincere lyrics available. |
"Clocks"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Lights go out and I can't be saved
Tides that I tried to swim against Am I a part of the cure Or am I part of the disease Why They're Misrhymed: They don't ryhme! The rest of the song rhymes, but not these four lines! Cool song anyway.
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"The Hardest Part"
The Dirty Lyrics: Bittersweet I could taste in my mouth
Why They're Dirty: Implies that the subject didn't enjoy the woman's saliva.
Submitted by: Dongquan
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"Yellow"
The Song Lyrics: I came along
I wrote a song for you And all the things you do And it was called "Yellow". Song They Mention: This is probably the only song that mentions itself as a song title! If you know what I mean by that. (A recursive reference!)
Submitted by: Joe Schmoe
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"Coloratura"
Opening Lines: Coloratura. We fell in through the clouds.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Daddy"
Opening Lines: Daddy, are you out there?
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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There are additional Coldplay spelling lyrics available. |
"Viva la Vida"
The Boasting Lyrics: I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word Comments: they're saying they ruled the world and even controlled the ocean.
Submitted by: aedail108
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"Violet Hill"
The Lyrics: I took my love down to Violet Hill
Why: Violet Hill refers to a street located in London England.
Submitted by: Bailey
| "Christmas Lights"
The Lyrics: Took my feet to Oxford Street
Why: Oxford street is a street located in London England
Submitted by: Bailey
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There are additional Coldplay Real Places Mentioned in Songs available. |