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Album cover parody of A Head Full Of Dreams by Coldplay
Parody album cover
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Quotes:

The hardest things I've have had to do is follow up Radiohead AND Brad Pitt
- Martin
Submitted by: Craig
The most extravagant thing I've ever bought is 95 tops all the same.
- Chris Martin

I like it short but it's getting farther and farther back, so it's growing long [on a receding harline]
- Chris Martin
Submitted by: LucidLupin

Jokes:

What is a fish's favourite song?


In my plaice by Codplay.
Submitted by:
 

Band Name Origins:

  • They took the band name from Tim Crompton, a friend of the band, who was using for his band but suggested they use it. The word Coldplay comes from a book of poems, entitled "Child's Reflections, Cold Play" by Philip Horky Submitted by: Dave
  • Coldplay was the nickname Chris Martin was given in high school because of his clammy hands and nervous tension towards women. Submitted by: Will

Stupid Band Names:

  • It's just two random words put together Submitted by: Natasha

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Viva La Vida""I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing / Roman Cavalry choirs are singing" - hamburger456
"The Scientist"Nobody said it was easy. It's such a shame for us to part. Nobody said it was easy. Nobody said it would be this hard. - Brian Kelly
"Don't Panic"Despite the name, they never say "Don't Panic." The most well known lyrics are "We live in a beautiful world." Because of this, it is often mistakenly called "Beautiful World." - Bob

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
LukewarmplayStuck in the microwave for 10 secondsMacaroni Man

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Shout""Talk"Dongquan
"Don't Picnic""Don't Panic"Worawat
"Kill You""Fix You"Natasha
"Eggs and Pie""X and Y"Sunshine
"Repair You""Fix You"Alan the Ottoman

There are additional Coldplay new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall,"It takes a lot more water to make a waterfall.Heather Brockwell
"Swallowed In The Sea,"Sea made of water has no mouth.Peter
"Life In Technicolor,"Technicolor does not have the means to do so.JC Foster
"White Shadows,"Shadows are black, aren't they? Not white?Nestor Abreu

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Change With The Times," Van McCoy"We Never Change," Coldplay
"Colour My World," Chicago"Yellow," Coldplay
"Where Have You Been?," Rihanna"In My Place," Coldplay
"Rock And Roll Band," Boston"UFO," Coldplay
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Lot" originally "Lost"
Jonathan
"Pies" originally "Spies"
Yum.
PJ
"Via La Vida" originally "Viva La Vida"
So there's a street named 'La Vida'?
Jorja Fox drowning in a flash flood
"In My Pace" originally "In My Place"
Calop
"The Hardest Par" originally "The Hardest Part"
When the band members play golf or bridge?
Dongquan

There are additional Coldplay song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Grainy Day" originally "Rainy Day"
Candy Welty
"Brainy Day" originally "Rainy Day"
Candy Welty
"Rainy Davy" originally "Rainy Day"
Candy Welty
"Stalk" originally "Talk"
Dongquan
"In My Palace" originally "In My Place"
John

There are additional Coldplay song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"A Sky Full of Stark" originally "A Sky Full of Stars"
Dongquan
"A Sky Full of Scars" originally "A Sky Full of Stars"
Dongquan
"A Sky Full of Stats" originally "A Sky Full of Stars"
Living in a maths world
Dongquan
"Bucket For A Clown" originally "Bucket For A Crown"
Nurul
"Rainy Fay" originally "Rainy Day"
Candy Welty

There are additional Coldplay song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Jan 26
a parody of "Paradise" by Coldplay
Uploaded Feb 20, 2013
YouTube: (mp4)
Mar 7
a parody of "Viva La Vida" by Coldplay
Parody of Coldplay's Viva La Vida! Enjoy!
Youtube: (youtube)
July 11
a parody of "Yellow" by Coldplay
Parody of Coldplay's "Yellow."
YouTube: (MPEG)
July 16
a parody of "Yellow" by Coldplay
Btw, there actually is a book called "The Joy of Jell-o Molds." (I own and cherish it.) Comments welcomed on the lyrics page: - Robert Lundhttp://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/coldplay16.shtml
Spaff.com: (MP3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Life in Technicolor II""Life in Color Television"Johnny Nguyen
"Paradise""Sacrifice"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"White Shadows""Green Grass"Johnny Nguyen
"42""Blackjack"Johnny Nguyen
"Speed of Sound""Second Chance"Johnny Nguyen
"Strawberry Swing""The 1980s"Johnny Nguyen
"Viva La Vida""Viva Comida"Luis Matias
"Trouble""I Never Really Cared"Dan Lauper
"Viva La Vida""Viva La Vodka"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Yellow""Homer"Fack Sabbath

There are additional Coldplay song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Strawberry SwingFood with strawberriesCraig
Speed Of Sound'Sonic The Hedgehog' video gamestastes_like_chicken_32
Fix YouVeterinarian's OfficeJustin
Fix YouCraftsman SuppliesAlan the Ottoman
Speed Of SoundFedex/UPSTuneman84
There are additional Coldplay commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
The Hardest PartSexual Abuse HotlineDongquan
ClocksWatch Repair ServiceDongquan
Lovers in JapanTokyo International AirportDongquan
YellowLiver transplant clinicBill
A Rush Of Blood To The HeadHospitalNikachu
There are additional Coldplay on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Life #9
   Martina McBride
Life In Technicolor
   Coldplay
Life #9 In Technicolor
Edward
Jackie Blue
   Ozark Mountain Daredevils
Yellow
   Coldplay
Jackie Green
Because blue and yellow make green!
Quyjibo
1959
   John Anderson
42
   Coldplay
2001
Ed
1999
   Prince
42
   Coldplay
2041
Muhammad Firza
There are additional Coldplay duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Nickel Play
Nickelback combined with Coldplay
Submitted By: Dongquan
Marcy On The Cold Playground
Marcy Playground combined with Coldplay
She ought to put on a Cardigan or some Blue Flannel.
Submitted By: Kieran from Nevada
Hot Hot Coldplay
Hot Hot Heat combined with Coldplay
Submitted By: Alan the Ottoman
Ice Cold
Vanilla Ice combined with Coldplay
Even colder
Submitted By: Mike

There are additional Coldplay Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Fix You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuck Henry III
Original Lyrics:
Stuck in reverse
"In My Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tired and under repair
Original Lyrics:
Tired and under prepared
"Something Just Like This"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want something to stop this
Original Lyrics:
I want something just like this
"Fix You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Terry screams right in your face
Original Lyrics:
Tears stream down on your face
There are additional Coldplay misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"The Scientist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run into jerkos, Jay-Z in jail,
Complete bad-ass we are.
Original Lyrics:
Running in circles
Chasing tails
And coming back as we are.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Gwyneth Palmchowder

This story is about the greatest date that has ever been pulled off by Chris Martin.

There are additional Coldplay misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Yellow"
Better Lyrics:
The car was shined for Mew
Original Lyrics:
The stars are shining for you
Submitted by: I.M.A

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Yellow"
The Funny Lyrics:
I jumped across; I swam across for you....
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all yellow
Why They're Funny:
Haaaaaaaaa!! This is funny because he swam across some thing and he says 'it was all yellow' which implies that he peed in the water!
Submitted by: Nick
"Yellow"
The Funny Lyrics:
I drew a line for you
I jumped across for you
Why They're Funny:
Is this how to make a girl like you? Remind me next time I'm on a date to take out a piece of paper and draw a line!
Submitted by: Mike Florio

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"A Whisper"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
A whisper, a whisper, a whisper, a whisper
I hear the sound of the ticking of clocks
I remember your face remember when you are lost
A whisper, a whisper, a whisper, a whisper
Why They're Repetitive:
Definitely the worst Coldplay song, that set of lyrics is all he says, I think, I can't stand it.
Submitted by: silverbeatle
"Clocks"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
1. The Chord layout
2. Ooooooooo ahhhhh ooooo ahhh
Why They're Repetitive:
Ok, first of all, he just keeps playing the same chords over and over again. Congratulations man, you can move your fingers in the same direction on a piano. I'm surprised he didn't get carpal tunnel syndrome. Second, if the chords weren't boring enough, he just keeps singing oooooooo ahhhh, which doesn't even make sense. If that is seriously the chorus, I'm mourning for my generation.
Submitted by: Mrs. Frodo

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Speed Of Sound"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
And birds go flying at the speed of sound,
to show you how it all began.
Birds came flying from the underground,
if you could see it then you'd understand?
Why They're Nonsensical:
Dude, I think I would understand you if I was high. And only then.
Submitted by: Leigh
"Yellow"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah they were all yellow,
I came along I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called yellow
So then I took my turn
Oh all the things I've done
And it was all yellow
Why They're Nonsensical:
How can everything be yellow...esp the things someone does and stuff like that????? this song is sweet...but the lyrics are kinda nonsensical!!!
Submitted by: Mirage
There are additional Coldplay nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Beautiful World"
The Insincere Lyrics:
We live in a beautiful world
Why They're Insincere:
Coldplay must be in a Utopia here - I'm guessing they've never watched the news or even stepped outside of their own houses in their lives
Submitted by: Devil Jones
"A Rush Of Blood To The Head"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Iím gonna buy a gun and start a war
Why They're Insincere:
This is what Bush must have thought!
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
There are additional Coldplay insincere lyrics available.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Clocks"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Lights go out and I can't be saved
Tides that I tried to swim against
Am I a part of the cure
Or am I part of the disease
Why They're Misrhymed:
They don't ryhme! The rest of the song rhymes, but not these four lines! Cool song anyway.
Submitted by: adfksjlfjkfjasdkjkldfas
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Yellow"
The Song Lyrics:
I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called "Yellow".
Song They Mention:
This is probably the only song that mentions itself as a song title! If you know what I mean by that. (A recursive reference!)
Submitted by: Joe Schmoe
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"What If"
Opening Lines:
What if there was no light?
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"A Sky Full Of Stars"
Opening Lines:
'Cause you're a sky, 'cause you're a sky full of stars.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
There are additional Coldplay spelling lyrics available.

Boasting in Song Lyrics:

"Viva la Vida"
The Boasting Lyrics:
I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Comments:
they're saying they ruled the world and even controlled the ocean.
Submitted by: aedail108
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Swallow Ed In The Sea" originally "Swallowed In The Sea"
Now Ed can't even go swimming!
Submitted by: Peter
"Twist Ed Logic" originally "Twisted Logic"
Submitted by: Peter
"God Put As Mile Upon Your Face" originally "God Put A Smile Upon Your Face"
That's why you look that old?
Submitted by: Peter
"Christ Ma's Lights" originally "Christmas Lights"
She's decorating her stable this year?
Submitted by: Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christ Ma Slights" originally "Christmas Lights"
Like how she stayed a Virgin?
Submitted by: Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire

There are additional Coldplay Song Title Space Change available.

Band Name Anagrams:

Lady Clop Submitted by: Evan
Play Clod Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Play Cold Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Copy Dall Submitted by: Hannah Montanalestes
Imitate a dall sheep?
Do Clay LP Submitted by: Dongquan

There are additional Coldplay Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Pound Of Seeds" originally "Speed Of Sound"
Submitted by: Dinah Bartilson
"Hold The Rugs" originally "The Goldrush"
Submitted by: Lucinda Blair
"Lots" originally "Lost"
Submitted by: Kara Oke
"List Dog Twice" originally "Twisted Logic"
Submitted by: Becky Bright
"List Dog Twice" originally "Twisted Logic"
Submitted by: Becky Bright

There are additional Coldplay Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Amsterdam"
The Lyrics:
They never mention the city on the lyrics
Why:
Amsterdam, is the Netherlands Capital city
Submitted by: Bere
"Lovers in Japan / Reign of Love"
The Lyrics:
Dreaming of the Osaka sun
Why:
Osaka, Japan
Submitted by: Alex

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Parachutes" Length: 0:41
A short and sweet love song.
Submitted by: Fred

Song Title Acrostics:

OD: "Ode to Deodorant"
lmao
Submitted by: Ot
SITS: "Swallowed In The Sea"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
IMP: "In My Place"
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"A Piss Whir" originally "A Whisper"
Submitted by: Margaret (less massive than my name backwards)
"The Pardest Hart" originally "The Hardest Part"
Submitted by: Dongquan
"A Hush Of Blood To The Red" originally "A Rush Of Blood To The Head"
Submitted by: Doug Pitts

Song Lawsuits:

"Viva La Vida"
In 2008, Joe Satriani filed a lawsuit against Coldplay, alleging that "Viva La Vida" borrowed the verse melody from Satriani's song "If I Could Fly." The case was dismissed recently, with the judge deeming the similarities coincidental.
Submitted by: dxman

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Polled Clay originally "Coldplay"
Submitted by: Billy Reuben

Hidden Tracks:

"Til Kingdom Comes"
This is track 13 of the "X&Y" album, intended for Johnny Cash to record before he passed away.
Submitted by: Agrimorfee

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Broadway
Ever been to New York? It's COLD!
Submitted by: JC Foster
Winter Olympics
Cold + Play = Winter sports of a winter olympics
Submitted by: Peter

Missing Parts:

"42"
No songs for 1-41? What makes 42 so special?
Submitted by: JC Foster

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