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Song Parodies for Coldplay

Original SongParody SongParody Author
"42" "Blackjack" "Johnny Nguyen"
"A Rush Of Blood To The Head" "A Lack of Brains In Our Head (the unintentional cross-burners' story)" "neminem"
"Beautiful World" "Beautiful Porn" "Blue-Monday"
"Clocks" "Blocks (Tetris)" "Ethan Mawyer"
"Clocks" "Can't Go To Sleep" "Phil Nelson"
"Clocks" "Clocks(War Version)" "Nick J(Ghosteller)"
"Clocks" "Crocks (A Memorial Of Steve Irwin)" "Matthias"
"Clocks" "Drunk" "Chaston"
"Clocks" "Dude, Where's my Car?" "Stockton"
"Clocks" "Faster, Rudolph! Kill! Kill!" ""
"Clocks" "Halloween Candy" "Bad Puppy"
"Clocks" "Hurry Mama" "Ron Finn"
"Clocks" "Lice Sucks" "Wouldnt You Like To Know"
"Clocks" "Moths" "Mr 1s"
"Clocks" "Night Out" "2nz"
"Clocks" "Phones" "Aprice"
"Clocks" "Plots" "Christie Marie M"
"Clocks" "Pox" "Tinkleheimer"
"Clocks" "Relativity" "neminem"
"Clocks" "Shocks" "wannabemustangjockey"
"Clocks" "Shops" "martyn mercer UK"
"Clocks" "Sick" "2:49 AM"
"Clocks" "Socks" "S.T.G."
"Clocks" "Socks" "Warren Baker"
"Clocks" "Stalks" "Katz"
"Clocks" "The Light Side of the Force" "TheLegendaryChosenOne"
"Don't Panic" "Car Mechanic" "GRRRRRBOOMGrlTree"
"Don't Panic" "Don't Panic (the Roadkill song)" "MrMacphisto"
"Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall" "Everything From E! To "Wonderfalls"" "Flash Flood"
"Fix You" "Fit You" "Rick Cormier"
"Fix You" "Fix her (star trek parody)" "AlexJ"
"Fix You" "Gesundheit" "Agrimorfee"
"Fix You" "Hear You" "Alan the Ottoman"
"Fix You" "Hex You" "Abbott Skelding"
"Fix You" "Kiss You" "GrayJ"
"Fix You" "(Roller Coaster) Tycoon" "Below Average Dave"
"Fix You" "Sing You: How to Karaoke a Coldplay Song" "Red Ant"
"Fix You" "Try To PooPoo" "Dan Cummings"
"Fix You" "Tweet You" "wdh"
"Green Eyes" "Green Bench (Confessions of a runner)" "redhotsz"
"In My Place" "In My Face" "Ghetto John"
"In my Place" "In my Face" "Tove"
"In My Place" "In My (Parking) Place" "Rex Ungericht"
"In My Place" "In The Race" "Numchucksteve"
"In My Place" "In Your Face" "Joey"
"In My Place" "On Your Face" "Mikey F"
"In My Place" "Phoenix Wright" "2:49 AM"
"Life in Technicolor II" "Life in Color Television" "Johnny Nguyen"
"Life in Technicolor" "Life in Floodcolor" "Flash Flood"
"Lost" "Cost (the Bailout Song)" "MrMacphisto"
"Lovers in Japan/Reign of Love" "Losers with Guitars/Reign of Lame" "Flash Flood"
"Lovers in Japan" "This Song Is Incredibly Rediculous and Has Nothing to do with Japan" "Below Average Dave"
"Paradise" "Chicken Pies" "Christopher Long"
"Paradise" "Cup of Ice" "Nixon Lee"
"Paradise" "Gamma Rays" "Rob Griffin"
"Paradise" "Pair O' Balls" "Macaroni Man"
"Paradise" "Pairs Of Mice" "That One Guy"
"Paradise" "Paradajz" "Flash Flood"
"Paradise" "Sacrifice" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"Shiver" "Quiver (Jell-O)" "GRRRRRRBOOMGrlTree"
"Speed Of Sound" "Annoying Sound" "Dumb Ass Kid"
"Speed of Sound" "Charlie Brown" "Matthias"
"Speed of Sound" "Creepy Clown" "Below Average Dave"
"Speed of Sound" "Dangerous Sand" "2:49 AM"
"Speed of Sound" "Fear of Clowns" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"Speed of Sound" "Newgrounds" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Speed of Sound" "Parade of Clowns (November Torment)" "Warren Baker"
"Speed of Sound" "Second Chance" "Johnny Nguyen"
"Speed of Sound" "Speed of Smell" "Porkbeard"
"Speed Of Sound" "Speeds Of Shit" "Fack Sabbath"
"Speed Of Sound" "Stephen King's IT" "Josh Bain"
"Speed of Sound" "Traffic Jam" "2:49 AM"
"Speed of Sound" "Untitled (what Chris Martin mght be thinking)" "Ethan Mawyer"
"Spies" "Spies (Those Rotten Keebler Elves)" "GRRRRRBOOMGrlTree"
"Strawberry Swing" "Coldplay Song" "Flash Flood"
"Strawberry Swing" "The 1980s" "Johnny Nguyen"
"Talk" "Stalk" "The Piano Minstrel"
"The Scientist" "Halloween" "John Spoof"
"The Scientist" "PE Loser" "Dominic L."
"The Scientist" "Post-Christmas Lament" "AussieBullDog"
"The Scientist" "Science Test" "Worawat"
"The Scientist" "The Absent-minded Mad Scientist" "Ethan Mawyer"
"The Scientist" "The Parodist" "Flash Flood"
"The Scientist" "The Sandwich (Fast Food Woes)" "GRRRBOOMGrlTrees"
"The Scientist" "The Vegetarian" "Elena M."
"Trouble" "I Never Really Cared" "Dan Lauper"
"Violet Hill" "Silent Hill" "MrMacphisto"
"Viva La Vida" "Driving Is Crazy" "2nz"
"Viva La Vida" "I Use To Rule The Road" "KZ"
"Viva La Vida" "Lisa La Simpson" "Matthias"
"Viva La Vida" "Medevil Moron" "Trace Kenneth"
"Viva La Vida" "Merde Ma Vida" "Jeff in Richmond VA"
"Viva la Vida" "Stephenie Meyer Used to Rule the World" "Word Nerd"
"Viva La Vida" "Viva Comida" "Luis Matias"
"Viva La Vida" "Viva La Barney Stinson" "Matthias"
"Viva La Vida" "Viva La Coldplay" "Dan Creeden"
"Viva La Vida" "Viva La Forsyth" "J Lucia-wright (jj)"
"Viva La Vida" "Viva La Forsyth" "J Lucia-wright (jj)"
"Viva La Vida" "Viva La Hermaphrodite" "Abbott Skelding"
"Viva La Vida" "Viva La Pizza" "Flash Flood"
"Viva La Vida" "Viva La Pizza" "Simpsonsbuff148"
"Viva la Vida" "Viva la Twilight" "Bluetooth"
"Viva la Vida" "Viva la Vega" "Robert Tanniru"
"Viva la vida" "Viva la Viva" "Flash Flood"
"Viva La Vida" "Viva La Vodka" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"Viva la Vida" "Viva los Muertos" "Ethan Mawyer"
"White Shadows" "Green Grass" "Johnny Nguyen"
"Yellow" "And It's All Yellow" "Aries Chic"
"Yellow" "Chocolate" "Josh 2"
"Yellow" "Fellow (Tribute To Monaco Chris)" "Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"Yellow" "Ghetto" "Ghetto John"
"Yellow" "Gold" "Sparkie"
"Yellow" "Homer" "Fack Sabbath"
"Yellow" "Jello" "DarkJon64"
"Yellow" "Jell-o" ""
"Yellow" "Look At My Dog" "Ned Riley"
"Yellow" "Medal" "Mikey F"
"Yellow" "Odd Fellow" "Warren Baker"
"Yellow" "Rambo" "Dr. Dyke"
"Yellow" "Rambo" "Dr. Dyke & The Cinnamon Cowboys"
"Yellow" "Random" "2:49 AM"
"Yellow" "Smello" "Jonnerrs"
"Yellow" "(So) Shallow" "Kylock"
"Yellow" "Stained Yellow" "Jan Unwin"
"Yellow" "Teeth Are Yellow" "Misha"
"Yellow" "The Blood Donor Song" "Lucy Branston's Great-Granddaughter"
"Yellow" "The Simpsons, Yellow" "Anthony Cox"
"Yellow" "This Song Is All Yellow" "Bob Gomez"
"Yellow" "Yellow #5" "Confission"
"Yellow" "Yellow" "Craig Mac"
"Yellow" "Yellow Fever" "Flash Flood"
"Yellow" "Yellowish-Green (Nasty Pool)" "GRRRRRBOOMGrlTree"
"Yellow" "Yellow Snow" "Hotplay"


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