-> "Sing You: How to Karaoke a Coldplay Song"
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"Sing You: How to Karaoke a Coldplay Song"
[organ intro, sounds like funeral music]
When you spend your cash on a new CD..
It is not what you want, but the price was cheap..
Then Chris Martin sounds.., like he's a-sleep..
You might have her..-Her..-heard
And your ears start steaming red's your face..
When you hear something that's hard to pace..
You get so annoyed and then trash your place..
It does get wor..-Er..-erse
Why's he care,-air-air,-air-air,-y on?
For so ver,-air-air,-air-air,-y long
But I will try...
To sing you
And scale up above not down too low..
The soprano range I'll need to know..
But your average guy can't hit these notes..
And not some gir..-Er..-irls
Do in-flec,-eck-eck,-eck-ect your tone
And o-ver,-er-er,-er-er emote
And that's how I...
Will sing you
[long instrumental/faster tempo]
Out my.. face!
Oh wait a minute I'm singing Cold Play!
With no.. bass
Dogs run away!
I never should try a hard car-ry okay!
End your.. pain
[resume soft piano and regular tempo]
But this song,-on-on,-on-ong I owned
Be-cause I,-ah-ah,-ah-I just droned
And didn't try...
To sing you
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