Song Parodies -> The Blood Donor Song
| Original Song Title: | "Yellow" |
| Original Performer: | Coldplay |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Blood Donor Song" |
| Parody Written by: | Lucy Branston's Great-Granddaughter |
Look at them there
On their free afternoon
It's a great thing they do
Yeah, they're all blood donors
I came along
Just to try something new
A scary thing I do?
I am a blood donor
So now it is my turn
Get iron levels checked
I am a blood donor
Your skin
Oh yeah, your skin - it's pierced
When they put that new needle in
You know, my blood type is O
My blood type is O
I'm lying there
On a blood donor's bed
My arm, it really hurts
The pressure cuff's so tight
Nurse traced a line
Yes, with her fingertip
She needs to find good veins
I am a blood donor
My blood
It goes into the bloodbag
Turns into something portable
But, do you know? I can't bleed myself dry
No, I can't bleed myself dry
It's true - you get free cups of tea
Or cups or orange squash
And free digestives too
Look what we've done today
Saved someone's life
Saved someone's life
Look what we've done - we're all blood donors
On their free afternoon
It's a great thing they do
Yeah, they're all blood donors
I came along
Just to try something new
A scary thing I do?
I am a blood donor
So now it is my turn
Get iron levels checked
I am a blood donor
Your skin
Oh yeah, your skin - it's pierced
When they put that new needle in
You know, my blood type is O
My blood type is O
I'm lying there
On a blood donor's bed
My arm, it really hurts
The pressure cuff's so tight
Nurse traced a line
Yes, with her fingertip
She needs to find good veins
I am a blood donor
My blood
It goes into the bloodbag
Turns into something portable
But, do you know? I can't bleed myself dry
No, I can't bleed myself dry
It's true - you get free cups of tea
Or cups or orange squash
And free digestives too
Look what we've done today
Saved someone's life
Saved someone's life
Look what we've done - we're all blood donors
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I like how you based your concept on other lines of the song, rather than the "all yellow" refrain. Took it in an unexpected direction.
Reminds me of a funny misheard lyric: "Don't stop the bleedin'." Fives
Thanks - it's based on experience. Donating blood and a needle phobia aren't the best combination.
Do you have this recorded? I would love to use it!! email me at
Tkovolisky@nybloodcenter.org
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