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Song Parodies -> "Stephen King's IT"

Original Song Title:

"Speed Of Sound"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Stephen King's IT"

Parody Written by:

Josh Bain

The Lyrics

Another one for the fans of the king.
How long before they fly in?
Before IT starts his troubles again?
How long before Pennywise,
did the turtle start to subside?
We're true as all losers go.
Bev shoots IT's eyes as they're starting to glow.
How long do we have to climb,
to keep from dying in this drain pipe?

I dread the bathroom at night.
Voices are screaming from the drain with fright.
Climb down and float with Georgie.
Every chance that IT gets, IT ensnares a feed.
How long 'til we make our stand?
IT's already taken out Stan.
We'll fight before IT can start.
Before IT chews all of Derry up.

Chorus: All IT wants is to be found.
So IT can feed on screaming sounds,
and IT's now changing to a wicked clown,
to lure the kids in with his scam.
Balloons came flying from the underground.
Adults won't see him.
They can't understand.

Our fears IT surely will find.
Now Henry Bowers is toting a knife.
The circle of friends builds up.
IT drains the blood that fills the cup.
This creature sure is a creep.
IT now taunts Richie with a beep.
Some catch the Derry disease,
but IT is a puzzle even to me.

(Chorus)

All the signs beneath the cement.
Some things you can't resent.
Friends are made as kids are slain.
Woo-oo-ooh.

And IT's now changing to a wicked clown,
to lure the kids in with his scam.
Baloons came flying from the underground.
Adults won't see him.
They can't understand.


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Billy Boyd - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I always liked the book, and then the mini-series, and you did a great job writing about it, so all 5's.
Agrimorfee - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
You wrote about my fave SK book! Not bad. 555
Aj - August 27, 2006 - Report this comment
That was absolutely AWESOME!!!!!

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