Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Night Out"

Original Song Title:

"Clocks"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Night Out"

Parody Written by:

2nz

The Lyrics

So a guy has just gotten drunk at a new bar, and he is stumbling home. There, you're all set up...
Pen fell out and that's why I came
Tides have implied my drinking game
On the town, I have no knees
Make my eggroll scrambled please, drinkin'
Hi post, my name is Fred
Shoot I fell and hurt my head, I was
watching discovery
A spider's mating can't you see, drinkin'

Neeewww Baaarrrr...
Neeewww Baaarrrr...

Kosher meat and dradel tops
Whiskey balls and flavored hops, wanna
lose track and stumble home
A quarter drops into the phone, drinkin'
Look out, it's in the trees
Cart that has no groceries, am I
headed to the floor
Or will I stand until I freeze, drinkin'

Neeewww Baaarrrr...
Neeewww Baaarrrr...
Neeewww Baaarrrr...
Neeewww Baaarrrr...

Neeewww Baaarrrr...
Neeewww Baaarrrr...
Can't get up the stairs
Stop wobbling you stairs
Can't get up the stairs

Neeewww Baaarrrr...
Neeewww Baaarrrr...
Home, home, where it is, I don't know
Home, home, where it is, I don't know

(Repeat and then music fade)
Right when I was about to start writing, my pen fell apart, which inspired the first line.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

neminem - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I like mine better. But don't worry, I still gave this one 5/5/5 ;-). Nice job getting the "whooh oh" in - though I did actually come up with something for mine... many weeks after posting it. By the way, it's spelled "dreidle."
2nz - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I was wondering about that. There are many web-sites online that spell it 'dradle' and 'dradel' but I didn't find one that used 'dreidle'. I guess I should have more jewish friends to ask about things like that.
Agrimorfee - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
This song cried for a funny parody...I liked it. Lemme see nem's....
2nz - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Agri. I got the idea to parody this song from reading through neminem's. I'd forgotten the song existed.
AussieBullDog - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job with this one, 2nz. I liked the 'stop wobbling you stairs' line especially. Fives, mate.
2nz - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Aussie, where you been man?

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/coldplay28.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 559