Author's real name: Glen Stollberger
Author's favorite color: Green (most shades)
Author's whereabouts: unknown
Author enjoys: Walking in New York City, getting lost finding himself (and usually enjoying his own witty remarks a bit too much)
Author also enjoys: All forms of comments on his parodies. The supportive ones give the author a massive ego boost. The negative or mean-spirited ones have the same effect, as the author feels honored to have inspired such emotion in the person who commented. Also the author enjoys feeling superior to people who leave mean-spirited comments.
Author's recommended parodies as of 3/2005: 'I Wok Alone', 'The Reasons Why Women Need Men', 'Elmer's New Gwoove', and 'Another Hobbit's Tale' part 2 and part 4. Feel free to check out whatever you want, but the previous 5 works have garnered the best audience responses during the author's time at amiright.
Author's current goals: Get parodies officially copyrighted and published (work in progress), get a job in film or TV in NYC or California (work in progress), do at least 30 sit-ups and at least 14 push-ups every morning excluding Sundays for over a year (one week completed and going strong).
Authors final notes: "...and then you'll end up eating a steady diet of government cheese, and living in a van down by the river..." - Chris Farley.
"A genius can see simplicity in complex things. An artist can see complexity in simple things. And both have open eyes and open minds." There is a lot of quality work here. Go to the the 'song parodies' section of the messageboards and check out the most recent parody contests if you feel that browsing the site is a bit daunting. Many great authors pick their choice works for the competitions and links to those works are provided in the voting threads for the respective competitions. And remember we authors like to hear from everyone, not just other parody authors. And enjoy your stay at amiright.
Song Parodies -> Recordings 
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| Parody Title | Original Song | Original Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| When I'm President | When I'm 64 | The Beatles | 2006-04-11 |
| That's the Subway | That's Amore | Dean Martin | 2006-11-30 |
| Destroy One Ring | We Will Rock You | Queen | 2006-12-05 |
| Chasin' That Chub' | Baby Got Back | Sir Mix-a-lot | 2007-02-21 |
| We Don't Care (Office Work) | Be Our Guest | Beauty and the Beast Soundtrack | 2007-04-26 |
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| If You Could Love A Tree | If You Could Only See | Tonic | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Crawling Hardcore | Crawling | Linkin 'Logs' Park | 2.2 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 57 | |
| Beat this Guy | Drift and Die | Puddle of Mudd | No Votes | 43 | |||
| Fight With Your Wife | Good Riddance (Time of your life) | Green Day | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 49 | |
| Matrix Reloaded Guy | Fly | Sugar Ray | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 49 | |
| Let it Got (Christmas Spirit) | Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| D-E-N-T-I-S-T | R-E-S-P-E-C-T | Aretha Franklin | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 71 | |
| My Chicken Wing | Let the Music Play | Barry White | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 416 | |
| The Drive-way | Miami 2017 | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 45 | |
| Wedge Has A Problem | Living On The Edge | Aerosmith | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 43 | |
| Rover | Joker | Steve Miller Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| Another Hobbit's Tale: by Frodo Baggins | Paint it Black | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| The Store Was Open | With Arms Wide Open | Creed | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 43 | |
| Frankenstein | Dance Magic (Labyrinth) | David Bowie | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 50 | |
| Smells like Nickelback | Someday | Nickelback | 3.1 | 2.7 | 3.0 | 492 | |
| Growl When You Mumble | Down on the Corner | Creedance Cleerwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| Another Hobbit's Tale (Part 2): We are the Fellows | We Will Rock You / We Are The Champions | Queen | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| (Can't get rid of) This Distraction | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 43 | |
| Breaking the Seams (A fat guy song) | River of Dreams | Billy Joel | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 89 | |
| The Ballad of Samus Aran | The Ballad of Billy the Kid | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 45 | |
| Fools Drivin' | Fools Rush In | Elvis | No Votes | 51 | |||
| Stranger In The Only Unmarked Van | Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 40 | |
| Night Out | Clocks | Coldplay | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| Bad Chicken Pox | Man in the Box | Alice in Chains | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 274 | |
| Hammered | Amber | 311 | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 55 | |
| Cross Country | Come Together | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 33 | |
| Scenes from a Chalupan Restaurant (Yeah, It's Back) | Scenes from an Italian Restaurant | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 39 | |
| Another Hobbit's Tale (part 3): Merry and Pippin | Mrs. Robinson | Simon & Garfunkle | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Ninja (Turtles) | Loser | Beck | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| Milk Moustache | Something | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 36 | |
| Look into the Light (Dentist visit) | Blinded by the Light | Manfred Mann | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 53 | |
| I Wanna Join the X-men | We Didn't Start the Fire | Billy Joel | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 90 | |
| Mister Mafia Guy | American Pie | Don McLean | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Another Hobbit's Tale (Part 4): The Ring is Mine | The Longest Time | Billy Joel | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 41 | |
| The Wretch that was Smeagol and Gollum | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 42 | |
| What Did I Say? | Come Out and Play | The Offspring | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 41 | |
| Fellow, Mister Clean | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Zombie's Brain (Night of the Dead) | Fire and Rain | James Taylor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 33 | |
| Grinch | Bitch | Meredith Brooks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| King Kung-Pow | Run Around | Blues Traveler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| The Reasons Why Women Need Men | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 627 | |
| Another Hobbit's Tale (Part 5): Sam's Oddity | Space Oddity | David Bowie | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 41 | |
| Another Hobbit's Tale (Part 6): The Finale | Scenes From An Italian Restaurant | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Major Anti-Socialite | Modern Major-General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 95 | |
| Hogwarts Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 106 | |
| (Mario) Save the Day | Turn the Page | Bob Seger | 5.0 | 2.0 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| Yoda | Hey Ya | Outkast | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 103 | |
| Another Hobbit's Tale: The Album | Various Songs | Various Authors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 35 | |
| Oh Doctor | Oh Darling | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 34 | |
| Yu-gi-Poke-Dragon-Pika-Mother-F***in-Headaches | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 58 | |
| Boring | Brandy (You're A Fine Girl) | Looking Glass | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 49 | |
| Look At The End | Under The Sea | Disney | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 52 | |
| Those Hoagies of Grain | A Horse With No Name | America | 5.0 | 4.6 | 5.0 | 37 | |
| The Reasons You Can't Drive | 99 Red Balloons | Nena | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 69 | |
| Always this Good Guy Bum | Only the Good Die Young | Billy Joel | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 36 | |
| Vote Claude for Prez | Under the Sea | Disney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 44 | |
| Elmer's New Gwoove (Wady-Hunting Time) | The Longest Time | Billy Joel | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 272 | |
| Ghosts and Ghouls Again | Won't Get Fooled Again | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 37 | |
| Twelve Days of Finals | The 12 Days of Christmas | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 353 | |
| Somebody Farted | Let's Get It Started | Black Eyed Peas | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 1239 | |
| Chewbacca | La La Means I Love You | The Delfonics | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 338 | |
| I Wok Alone | Boulevard of Broken Dreams | Green Day | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 309 | |
| A Boy Half Jew | A Boy Named Sue | Johnny Cash | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 54 | |
| In Da Sub(way) | In Da Club | 50 Cent | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 87 | |
| When I'm President | When I'm Sixty-Four | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 49 | |
| Fifty Ways to Cheat at Tekken | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 88 | |
| I'm Not Gonna Spank It | We're Not Gonna Take It | Twisted Sister | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 45 | |
| The Battle Hyme of World of Warcraft | The Battle Hyme of the Republic | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 797 | |
| Va-der (Episode III Song) | Day-O (Banana Boat Song) | Harry Belafonte | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Chasin That Chub | Baby Got Back | Sir Mix-A-Lot | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 74 | |
| Playing Halo | When You're Evil | Voltaire | 4.3 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 304 | |
| And Then the Phone Bill Comes | And Then the Morning Comes | Smashmouth | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Don't Wanna Be Santa No More | Lonely No More | Rob Thomas | 4.5 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 67 | |
| The Harry Potter | The Entertainer | Billy Joel | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 54 | |
| Leaving for the Surgeon | Leaving on a Jet Plane | Peter, Paul and Mary | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 30 | |
| That's the Subway | That's Amore | Dean Martin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Norwegian Autobot | American Idiot | Green Day | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 44 | |
| How to Play Video Games | Scarborough Fair | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Office Work (We Don't Care) | Be Our Guest | Disney's Beauty and the Beast | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 344 | |
| Trail-Workin' Guy | American Pie | Don McLean | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| Side Effects Include | I've Been Everywhere | Johnny Cash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 70 | |
| Music of the Fight (Always Late) | Music of the Night | Andrew Lloyd Webber ( From 'The Phantom of the Ope | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 52 | |
