-> "Everybody Wants to Sell you Stuff"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody Wants to Rule the World"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Everybody Wants to Sell you Stuff"
The Lyrics
Welcome, I’m your friend
Sit down and relax
Do you mind if I
With my words attack how happy you are feeling
As I’m dealing ceiling sealing
Everybody wants to sell you stuff
Here’s my new design
It's my own of course
If stains get you down
I can help you force them out with Oxy-cleaner
While demeaning your demeanor
Everybody wants to sell you stuff
There are billboards on roads that I know
Selling brands on the walls and in the sky
They’ll convince you to switch to Geico
So needy of your money
So greedy it’s not funny
Everybody wants to sell you stuff
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Crowds of millions in the middle
You can’t do this Tony Little
Everybody wants to sell you stuff
They say you’ll never, never, never, never be fine
Unless you treat your hair line
Everybody wants to sell you stuff
Rip you down to inner pieces
And then offer you some Reeses
Everybody wants to sell you stuff
(OUTTAKES)
I can help by forcing products and I bet-cha
You’ll feel bettah on Olestra
I’m stuck here in the middle
Matthew Lesko’s phony riddles
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