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Song Parodies -> "The Drive-way"

Original Song Title:

"Miami 2017"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"The Drive-way"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A song for all the men who need a guy's night out and all the women who they come home to.
I spent the night out on my drive-way
In front of neighbors that I know
All the guy's we drank like renegades
We had too many snacks. Disturbed us down below

I often wonder what I did next
'Cause truth be told i just don't know
But when I came around, saw my wife's giant frown
And all my headache did was grow

I spent the night out on my drive-way
And stared at two cars on my street
Then I made some fart sounds with my arm-pits
I wasted too much time, just looking at my feet

I felt so worthless laying out there
Inside the house my wife did snore
Tomorrow we would fight, about my drunken night
I wouldn't see those guys no more

Slept on the mat out on my drive-way
My wife can bite me after all
It's only one night with the guys and me
It's to relieve me from, the Christmas shopping malls

Then I stood right up and took a long walk
Should not have let her take my key
The sky was dark and gray, before the coming day
I hope that she can forgive me

I saw a light back on my drive-way
As I went back the light did grow
When I returned my wife was standing there
Clad in her underwear, her voice was calm and low

It was a cold night in November
She held me close when I arrived
And talked forever more, about how loud I snored
The night I slept out on the drive

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