Ev'ry song... that this author wrote
Didn't work... he screwed up ev'ry note
Still he's trying... watch him clear his throat
And give it one more try
But all these words, that he's writing down
They're so bland... turn a green tree brown
It's so boring... others scream and frown
The author musta been high

This song is so boring, is it over?
What a good song it would be
If the IQ of the author wasn't three

Boring is an ajuctiv
But my spelling checker thinks it's adjective
Who's correct? A crap I give
'Cause recorded that joke stinks
A pause... in this boring phrase
Why's it there? I'm in a haze
And another here, I need a raise (someone gives the middle finger)
I gotta get more drinks

This song is so boring, if you're sober
Have a drink or two or three
And you're all entitled to refunds, since it's free (There are scattered boos)

So boring that a critic died
When he tried to listen to it
Is it bad or worse, I can't decide
'Cause no one will review it
I swear I did not try for this, yeah I tried for honest fun
If 'boring' is like heat, then here's the sun

Good-night, this thing's almost through (Loud cheering)
Glad it's through since it bores me too
It's your last chance, to curse and boo
The boring blah refrain

This song is so boring, is it over?
What a good song it could be
If the song were some minutes shorter, maybe three

This song is so boring, glad it's over
Nothing more for you to see
And it's sad that even the ending's boring me