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Song Parodies -> "If You Could Love A Tree"

Original Song Title:

"If You Could Only See"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tonic

Parody Song Title:

"If You Could Love A Tree"

Parody Written by:

2nz

The Lyrics

Have fun. This song's been annoying people for too long without a parody.
If you could only see the way I love trees
then maybe you'd understand
why I feel so gay without a shrub
and what I must screw
If you could only see how green it's leaves could be when it bends...
While I'm climbing the tree
(music kicks in)

With the changing seasons
When your color dies,
Your undressing and shedding leaves now
It's making me rise (if you catch my driftwood)

You turn me on but you don't even know
while you grow

Because your just a tree,
but hey your sexy.
Just growing up from the land.
Your so hard and straight from up above.
Let me be with you.
If you could see the wind run though your hair of leaves and branches.
The dances of my tree.

Look at your trunk I've straddled.
But love me back you never.
And my nails have got a little dirt.
Forgot to wear gloves...
(When I embarked for you)

Don't say no but you won't let me in-(side)
your rough skin
(Fallen in love with something that has no hair)
It's obvious where you stand
You don't care where I put my hand...

Oh how I love this tree,
each day it shades me
from heartbreak at another's hand.
And a sky that's gray raining above,
oh how I need you.
If I could only be, the true water for your nourishes
Stretch your roots and hug me.

(unnecessary solo)

I can grow through this drought cause I know that you float.
(been proven)
Birds and bees in your hand.
I stay with you for your life span...

if you live just thirty, more years cause you see,
I can not change what god planned
Why I kneel each day and do for you,
till my face is blue.
You ignored me. I cut, straight through your trunk and all your branches...
Now I need a new tree...
Dendrophiliacs unite! If I spelled that wrong and you can correct me, don't. In fact, just hit yourself for me now. It's not that you don't have a life, it's that your using non-life not to create something new, but to nit-pick others. Shame on you.

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2nz - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I tried to put 'Gin and' in quotes but they wouldn't let me.
Mr x - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
But the band name is still Tonic.
MrMacphisto - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Brings new meaning to the word "treehugger"
liz - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
hahaha!! funny shizz wow talk about tree huggers ..i think its a little more than that!! hehe but i likie that song too :-P

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