-> "Battle Hyme of World of Warcraft (2.0)"
Original Song Title:
"The Battle Hyme of the Republic"
Parody Song Title:
"Battle Hyme of World of Warcraft (2.0)"
The Lyrics
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Horde;
I have donned by awesome-armor and I hold my awesome sword
It’s a symbol of the many things in real life I’ve ignored
This game keeps going on.
(Chorus)
Glory, Glory - to the Warcraft
Hordey, Hordey - on the Orc raft
Glory, Glory – to the Warcraft
This game keeps going on.
I have seen the frozen throne as I adventured through the damps;
I can play all through the night despite my finger-numbing cramps;
I get more and more addicted as the difficulty ramps;
This game keeps going on.
(Chorus)
I have started a new hero, but I’m slow to get XP
So I hired guys on e-bay to play my account for me
And I bid a lot on auctions to get in-game currency
This game keeps going on.
(Chorus)
I just played for 50 hours straight and now I’m feeling sick
And my raiding boss just chewed me out cause he’s a giant prick
You would not believe the time I waste with raiding politics
This game keeps going on.
(Chorus)
I have met my recent girlfriend through the raiding in the game
We’ve been dating for a year but I still don’t know her real name
We may meet in person someday when the real world wasn’t lame
This game keeps going on.
(OUTTAKES)
I have bred a ready warrior, with ancient blade of steel:
Lots of crit so when I tank I spike the damage that I deal;
I have started using verbs that years ago would not be real
This game keeps going on.
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