Song Parodies -> When I'm President
| Original Song Title: | "When I'm Sixty-Four" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "When I'm President" |
| Parody Written by: | 2nz |
If elected I promise to do absolutely nothing for this country. Which country is this anyway? Where am I?
If I'm elected,
I wouldn't care,
many beers from now
In a time of crisis you should all prepare,
I'll be hiding under my chair
And I'll stay out 'till quarter to three,
it's no use to vent
I'm on the throne now, you're on your own now
When I'm President
I'll get hummers, too.
Interns will have big racks.
Friends will get kickbacks.
All of that power,
I could abuse.
Outlaw underwear.
Either way the shows at night will roast me away.
Why not give them something to say?
Gays can get married,
but not divorced.
Bi can just get bent
If you're left-handed, you get deported
When I'm President
At the Senate we can rent some kegs and spend a while each night,
drinking lots of beer.
We'll have one big rave.
Umm, twelve-dollar bills with me, next to George and Abe.
Midgets for deaf folks,
cars for the blind.
Pot in every pot.
Senior's Royal Rumble every Friday, live.
Free health care for all who survive.
Increase the spending:
Deficit's gone.
Here's how we'll repent:
Open casinos, funding for free, no?
When I'm President!
I wouldn't care,
many beers from now
In a time of crisis you should all prepare,
I'll be hiding under my chair
And I'll stay out 'till quarter to three,
it's no use to vent
I'm on the throne now, you're on your own now
When I'm President
I'll get hummers, too.
Interns will have big racks.
Friends will get kickbacks.
All of that power,
I could abuse.
Outlaw underwear.
Either way the shows at night will roast me away.
Why not give them something to say?
Gays can get married,
but not divorced.
Bi can just get bent
If you're left-handed, you get deported
When I'm President
At the Senate we can rent some kegs and spend a while each night,
drinking lots of beer.
We'll have one big rave.
Umm, twelve-dollar bills with me, next to George and Abe.
Midgets for deaf folks,
cars for the blind.
Pot in every pot.
Senior's Royal Rumble every Friday, live.
Free health care for all who survive.
Increase the spending:
Deficit's gone.
Here's how we'll repent:
Open casinos, funding for free, no?
When I'm President!
Copyright 2005+ 2nz
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Absolutely amazing. get this recorded now and send it to Dr. D
Very good!
Yep, this one's a masterpiece, definitely record it & publish it if at all possible.
2nz, you broke the rules. We weren't supposed to submit untill after Tuesday's postings so they show up on Wednesday. That's okay though, politicians are sleazy as I will be. While I will criticize you for this early canidacy nomination, I vote this a 555. If you throw some kickbacks my way I shall not *openly* criticize you. PS- For those that have no idea what the hell I am talking about, see the thread on inthe00s.com under " The Amiright Party ".
Best line..."Senior's Royal Rumble every Friday, live. Free health care for all who survive." All 5's dude. :)
Just saw this while going through the comments section. Nice job Glenn, and my dog liked it too.
can I be your party director on the campaign trail? 5-5-5 astoundingly good
Doh, I submitted this literally 15 minutes ago. I thought the posting would have been up already. That's what I get for not checking. Damn, I wonder if I should have Chuck delete it and post it again today. It was an unintentional political slip-up
Brilliant, 2nz - now there's a party platform to stir the masses :-)
One of the major rules of being a politician is never admitting you are wrong. Don't delete this as it seems you are President-elect and I will need someone to appoint me as Secretary of Offense. ( the position I am running for ) :)
Thank you for stopping by and for the very kind words Ethan, Agri, JD, Red Ant (what he said, go check the thread out), Johnny Pyro (My coworkers liked that one too), Robert (kickbacks for both you and Kimba), Malcolm and Phil.
And sure Malcolm, come join the party, and if you want you can be part of my cupboard later. (One of the first things I'll do in office is officially rename 'Cabinet' to 'Cupboard').
And sure Malcolm, come join the party, and if you want you can be part of my cupboard later. (One of the first things I'll do in office is officially rename 'Cabinet' to 'Cupboard').
You've got my vote, 2nz...this is FABulous!!
Needless to say: you got my vote! 5s
Brilliant. Wacky. You got my vote!
Count me in on this parody party..5s
Brilliant 2nz - one of your best - I liked the easy effortless rhythm of the words - making pacing seem effortless is the holy grail, and this did - 555
So you're combining the worst of Bush with the worst of Clinton? Won't ya sleep on it and give us an answer, just like Reagan? (No, I gotta know right now!)
Excellent!
Great parody, 2nz!
Unbelievable!! Of course you've got the job....but remember who's the real power behind the "throne"...mwahahaha! 555
You've got issues... :-)
Thank you muchly for the kind votes (of confidence) Arwen, John B, MasonR, Rick, Stuart, Mike, Rex, Jake and Peter.
And thanks for the kind vote AND for giving me to write this Kristof. You get to hold the strings man. I've got clumsy fingers anyhow.
And thanks for the kind vote AND for giving me to write this Kristof. You get to hold the strings man. I've got clumsy fingers anyhow.
Sorry Luke, typed your pseudonym 'Jake' by accident.
Holy smoke! Perfect, Looney 2nz. I divine this: Many votes from the College of Cardinals in the May SOTM.
SOTM: DKTOS
(sotm05) This is a contender for my 5pts (too early to call right now)
(SOTM) I could have sworn that I commented on this already...no matter, it's brilliant either way. 5s!
(SOTM) So, you're saying if you were President, things won't change? Ok, I'll buy that for 5 points.
(SOTM) Already voted once, commented twice ( now thrice ). Excellent work 2nz, but a haunting question: What if I am ambidextrous: Will I get held at the border? Chop off my left hand? Oh, nevermind. I have immunity as a member of the party.
(SOTM05) See above for comments and votes.
(SOTM05) Really liked it a lot. 5's
(SOTM) Power always goes straight to the head. You're very brave to admit it. :-)
Sometimes doing nothing is better than passing laws that make situations worse. Your platform sounds good, particularly the "open casinos, funding for free, no?" plank.
What everybody said (except Dumb Ass Kid, who'd better get familiar with Sgt Pepper pronto). I loved this the first time I voted for it; I still love it in its second term. Bravo.
Outlaw underwear?? I'm there dude. Aw rats, I'm Canadian and can't vote for you. Tell ya what. I'll run for Prime Minister up here with the same platforms as you. I'll replace the 'Gays can get married' (It's already happening here) with 'free trade of Canadian beer'. No offense, but our beer kicks ass. But you guys have better television, so lets have a summit and talk trade. Great job, 2nz. Tri-fives.
(SOTM) See above.
SOTM--still love this, 2nzy! I'd like to apply to be a member of your cabinet...=)
(SOTM) see above - a lovely flow to this, and lots of witty short gags
SOTM: After a few beers myself, excellent!
Still awesome, 2nz! (Sorry Mr President, typed your pseudonym by accident.) I'm sure you'll have lots of hummers...
(SOTM) Even though the Amiright Party has slipped off the radar, you'll always be my president, 2nz!
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