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Song Parodies -> "Grinch"

Original Song Title:

"Bitch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Meredith Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Grinch"

Parody Written by:

2nz

The Lyrics

I was browsing the site and found someone who had already piloted this idea. I think it's in the wrong decade collection, though. Anyway, this is my take. I tried to use modified lyrics from the popular cartoon song whenever possible, as you may notice...
I hate the world down there
They're so mean to me, it really isn't fair
All so happy, all the who girls and who boyses with their boxes filled with toys
Isn't that so sweet?

Starting to devise
I'm a mean one and it helps me realize
Wake tomorrow and you all will be confused
You'll be booing Whos
Now because of all my thievery...
Christmas will not come

I'm the Grinch
Green and lumpy
Hairy smile
Fat n' grumpy
I've got garlic in my soul
My heart's an empty hole

Nasty skunk
Full of gunk
I'm stinky-stanky-stunk
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

An unwashed stocking roll
Couldn't touch me with a thirty-nine-foot pole (and a half)
Taken all your presents, still you keep on singing
I'm confused, what does it mean?
You all sing hand in hand
And I do not understand

I'm the Grinch
Green and lumpy
Hairy smile
Fat n' grumpy
I've got garlic in my soul
My heart's an empty hole

Nasty skunk
Full of gunk
I'm stinky-stanky-stunk
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

Just when you think, my heart grew
ten plus two
My only reason was hunger
So pass the meal from who onto who
And give me some roast beast!!!

I'm the Grinch
Green and lumpy
Hairy smile
Fat n' grumpy
I've got garlic in my soul
My heart's an empty hole

Nasty skunk
Full of gunk
I'm stinky-stanky-stunk
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

I'm the Grinch
And I'm vile
Like a seasick crocodile
Read the book, I'm a rotter
Got more fans than Harry Potter

I'm a heel
Greasy peel
As charming as an eel
You know I wouldn't want it any other way
I think besides the title, there is only one line, the last one in the refrain, that is really similar between mine and the other version on the site. If rights to the title ever become an issue, I'll just have to duke it out with this guy, if he even still comes here.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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2nz - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I forgot to note the Who-filled refrain between the second occurance of the refrain and the rest of the song.
2nz - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Ugh... that's supposed to be 'Who-filled instrumental'
Kristof Robertson - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Way cool, 2nz! "Stinky-stanky-stunk" was inspired. 555
2nz - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof.
kozar - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Nicely written; even without the "who....." filler, it still gets a 5-5-5.
The Thought Police - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Your Funnybone must've grew two sizes too big !5-5-5!
S.T.G. - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
All fives, I thought it was hilarious. Good job.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Seconded: that stinky-stanky-stunk line is gold. I would have preferred a different chorus each time, though, and piss off numerous authors with this preaching. 5-4-4
Leo Jay - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Great.
Adagio - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Hehehe
Melhi - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
In-G-nee-us! Love it!
Loosekanen (The Armstrong) - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Harry Potter line was classic. This gets my vote.
2nz - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, sorry about doing my 'Grinch' impersonation and staying to myself so long. Kozar and TTP, thanks from way back when. And thank you StheG, Jar-Jar(Luke Brattoni), Long Johns, Ada-G-io (To steal Melhi's idea), Mel-G, and Mr. Armstrong.
Johnny D - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC)
Wahoo doree
Wahoo doree
Well done 2nz, good parody
Wahoo doree
Wahoo doree
What more, 2nz, can this Hoo say!
Jack Wilson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great job! 555!
Spaff.com - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Those Whos are resilient little buggers. But, you know, for all its trauma, having Christmas stolen was NOTHING compared to the whole Horton episode.

I love this one, Looney 2nz. And singing Seussisms to a song called "Bitch" is a great subversive touch.
Claude Prez - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a perfect example of why people shouldn't get uptight about the same idea being used again. That other version blows and there's no way you should've let a great idea like this go to waste. Anyway, liked it a lot esp. the Harry Potter line.
MysteryGoat - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome dude, all 5's. And like with so many the Harry Potter line kicked butt!
neminem - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
*copies what everyone else already said*
Meriadoc - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) This one really gave me a chuckle! Good job!
Paul Robinson - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) 2nz - Wow - looks like I'm the only one on the PLANET who doesn't have a clue about the original song here. DKTOS - but really funny. OH, hell...I'm gonna trust everybody about the pace since you got "5" from all 14 voters so far. So here's 5-5-5 ~ Hey! now I feel like less of a Grinch!
Jeff Reuben - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This was hilarious!
John Jenkins - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Like PR, I DKTOS, but I like your alternative explanation for Dr. Seuss' happy ending - plus the Harry Potter line.
martha - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
nice parody as the others siad the Potter line is a classic 5s
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "G" WINNER - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
http://inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,1394.0.html
http://inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,1576.0.html
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "G" GOLD MEDAL - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3010.0;id=1342;image
Wouldn't U Like 2 NO - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny as hell
Spaff.com - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I hate to bust the ghosts of your 18 prior votes, 2nz, but at least your scores will count again now. This is great stuff. Ditto what I (and everyone else) said before.
Agrimorfee - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC Playoff) Well it has been more than a year, and no one has sued you. You won with this entry, so it must be a good one. :)
Adagio - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC 2004 Winners) Commented before...still funny. 5's
Scathe - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABCfinals) Umm...Okay.

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