-> "Hogwarts Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hogwarts Rhapsody"
The Lyrics
Hang out with Ronald, or learn from Hermione
Come down to Hogwarts
For a lesson in wizardry
Learn how to fly, play quidditch just li(ke) Harry
He's not a poor boy, thanks to his fam-i-ly
How do they choose your house? Hat to sort
Watch out for, Voldemort
Muggles, you must leave now
Or you'll lose your memory... sorry...
Mama... has gone away
Put a wand up in the air
Now a scar's right near my hair
Mama... I was your new son
But Thomas came and took it all away
Mama, ooooo
Never got to say good-bye
And now I must explore this school called Hogwarts
Hang with Ron, hang with Ron
And a map made by marauders
He who
Must not be named
Sends shivers down my spine
My scar's aching all the time
Ronald and Hermione
We've got to go
Hide beneath my secret cloak and find the truth
Mama, ooooo (How I hate this Riddle)
Rats, we have a spy
Through all three books there wasn't a sign at all
I see a little diary-a in the can
Voldemort, Voldemort, and a snake with large fangs-o
Dumbledore is fearsome, keeping him away from me
There's a boggart, there's a boggart
There's a boggart, there's a boggart
There's a boggart over there
RIDICULUS
Ron's just a poor boy, he is a Weasley
He needs a zip code for his whole family
Through lots of strife he has been there with me
Whipping Will, Weasley car
Then there is my scar
Dementors... They want to suck my soul
Those a$$-#oles
Dementors, they want to suck my soul
Those a$$-#oles
Dementors, they want to suck my soul
Those a$$-#oles
Want to suck my soul
Those a$$-#oles
Want to suck my soul
Those a$$-#oles...
No, no, no, no, you a$$-#holes
Oh thanks to me-a, thanks to me-a now my soul will not be stole
McGonagall has some snitching set aside for me
Yes me
HARRY
So you think I'm a scar-face and that's where it ends?
I think you should say hello to my little friend
Oh, Voldey
Lock your wand with me, Voldey
Not takin' me out
Cause I'm getting right out of here
Hogwarts, Hogwarts
Lupin's a marauder
Buckbeak now is free
I have joined an order...
Hogwarts is a great place...to be
(Anywhere the snitch goes...)
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