I've gotten games on my birthday.
With one try I beat them fast.
But I don't know, where to go, think I'll go
cry-hy-hy.

I cheated, guide needed, I readed...
what to do, where to hide.
Get away, judgement day, this I say...
boss guy, leave me alone

Enemies will die, my flame-thrower will fry-hy-hy, well I'll waste no time-hy-hym,
as I beat this guy

I wanted not to cheat again, (but) it's so lame to make mistakes.
And I don't know, where to go, about toe...
die-hy-hye

(In following line, the phrase 'not dead' is in place of the phrase 'I said' in the original)
Well I retrieve, from my sleeve (not dead), so relieved...
by the truth, in the guide.
Walkthrough map, list of traps, all this crap...
for me, to call my own.

Girlies have nice thighs, look at them with my eye-hy-hyes, (but) I must say good-bye-hy-hye,

(random yelling begins)
till I beat this guy-hy-hye
till I make him cry-hy-hye
Evil dude deni-hy-hy-hyed
when I beat this guy.

(random yelling subsides)
Just need one more try...
I must get back my pri-hy-hyde
No more stupid gui-hy-hyde

(yelling returns)
I will beat this guy
I won't cheat or die-hy-hye
Only this last try-hy-hy-hye
I will beat this guy

(you get the idea with the -hy-hye's)
And this is no lie

I will beat this guy