Some stories they start out happy
But they don't have what it takes
The ending is really crappy
Too much bun, but no beef cakes

My books need a bit more payload
Firm endings with much more juice
You jump on the Reading Railroad
I just want a big caboose

Look at the end
Look at the eeeeeend
All of it's glory, five or six story
I'd recommend
Wonderful ends, they're just so nice
Get out a pen for my advice
Nothing helps relax, like a good climax
Look at the end

I took a drive in the city
These cold bums were ev'rywhere
And it filled my heart with pity
I wish that I did not care

These bums they should be attended
Kept warm in my nice, soft bed...
But just then I was rear-ended
She hit me, the light was red

Look at the end
Look at the eeeeeend
Thanks to the bumping, our cars were humping
Broke off her fend...er
Was not my fault, but that's OK
Checked out her engine anyway
Look at that tranny; That's a nice fanny
Look at the end

Look at the end
Look at the eeeeeend
Doctor, my colon, why is it swollen
Help me to mend
He said, "My word, it's beau-te-ous."
"You have such a nice glu-te-us"
Thanks for that zinger, now remove your finger!
LOOK!!! at the end

The lass with the mass
The jump bumps the rump
The kegs on the legs
My thumb wants to thump

Good grief, found the beef
More bounce for the ounce
The thunder of under wear

My snake wants to shake
Some dough for the roll
The buts make me nuts
Just south of the pole

Negate this debate
My king wants to mate
So here's my polar BARE!!!

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Look at the end
Look at the eeeeeend
Is it a meta-
For you to betta
Yourself, depends...
This is my last advice for you
It's fun, it's funny and it's true
You won't be winning, at the beginning
Look at the end

Don't stop to fiddle, that's just the middle
Look at the end
No more defending, I am extending
You couldn't stop 'er, you young grasshopper
Back up the truck here, you'll be in luck here
Look At The End