(Repeat phrases, munching and 'Mmmm' sounds)
(Repeats are: 'Going out to get a' and 'Pants are getting really')

Going out to get a bite (Out to get a bite)
I need something really cheap (well you see he's really cheap)
I don't care how it tastes (Not about taste)
But it must be fried deep (must be fried deep)
Well maybe chicken and dumplins (chicken and dumplins)
Wonder how much it costs (how much it costs)
Wow, my stomach is wide (Look from the side)
And this fast food's my boss (fast food's my boss)

Half a sit-up done with only two breaks
I have to replace the pants that I tore
I couldn't make it with the dieting shakes
Cause when they said to drink one, you know that I had four

Pants are getting really tight (getting really tight)
And it's giving me some grief (He has got a lot'a grief)
Comes from all of that beer (all'a'that beer)
And the fatty ground beef (fatty ground beef)
All those tacos and french fries (he needs a down-size)
Dunkin Donuts and roles (Dunkin Donuts and roles)
Well I cannot refuse (can't refuse)
Tie my shoes with a pole (Tie those shoes with a pole)

Told my roommate that I needed a bite
He started greasin' the frame so I could fit through the door
Thanks to my robot swiss army knife
I never lift up my arms so they don't get sore

Going out to get a bite (Out to get a bite)
I need something really cheap (well you see he's really cheap)
Lines at groceries are jammed (groceries jammed)
Cause my cart is so steep (cart is so steep)
I just had two dozen munchkins (lotta those munchkins)
And I should have declined (should have declined)
My legs are yelling relief (yelling relief)
When my chair is reclined
Going out to get a bite

(Repeats, munching and 'Mmmm' sounds)
(Same repeats as before)

So big no one could ever miss
Eat more than everyone in Pakistan
Get seen by passing planes
And I hired several neighbors just to help me stand

(During this pause, there is the far off sound of a fat man snoring)

Pants are getting really tight (Getting' really tight)
And it's giving me some grief (He has got a lot'a grief)
Never phoned inside a booth (inside a booth)
But I have sat on a thief (sat on a thief)
Need a magical potion (what happened to ocean?)
Or a djinni who deems (what does he mean?)
Maybe God from above (from above)
Will stop the breaking of my seams
Pants are getting really tight

(Repeats, munching and 'Mmmm' sounds)