-> "Another Hobbit's Tale (Part 5): Sam's Oddity"
Original Song Title:
"Space Oddity"
Parody Song Title:
"Another Hobbit's Tale (Part 5): Sam's Oddity"
The Lyrics
Rivendell to mister Sam
Rivendell to mister Sam
Take your cooking gear and lead your master on
(Countdown and 'Lift off' are in elfish)
Bombadil to mister Sam
Commencing climbing, Lembas gone
Check your footing and may Gollum lead you through...
This is Rivendell to mister Sam
I hope your not afraid
Don't look down or you will need new underwear
Please stay strong and guard your master, don't despair
This is mister Sam to Rivendell
Reporting from Mordor
And I'm still not wearing shoes, my feet are sore
I can't sleep with Gollum laying there... HE SNORES
For here, am I carrying a tin pan
Far across the world
Middle Earth is vast and my courage will not last
We have come one-hundred-thousand miles
I miss my faithful Bill
I have failed, my master just sent me away
(To Gollum)
Tell Frodo I love him very much
(Gollum w/ one raised eyebrow)
NO WAY
(Frodo)
Frodo B. to mister Sam
'Away' I said
And I was wrong
Can you hear me, mister Sam?
Can you hear me, mister Sam?
Can you hear me, mister Sam?
Can you...
(Frodo and Sam)
Here... we will dream of kicking Gollum
Far across the world
Middle Earth is vast, he'll need a full-body cast
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